The Philmarillion
Back in 2013 on the 4chan sp board a user under the name of "UTV" was being stalked by another user called the archiver. This would have been complete nonsense that would have been forgotten in a year had the stalker not made a 97-page manifesto around UTV. This manifesto was dubbed The Philmarillion and contained all of UTV's posts as well as fan fiction revolving around UTV. This unhinged document would also trail off as the stalker wrote about what they would do in the event of UTV's death as well as plans for building a UTV City.
Contents within the document itself range from every post made by UTV to Fanfiction involving UTV and even a random note for UTV.
The Document
So, if you have read this far it's safe to say you are curious about The Philmarillion and what is inside it. Fear not dear reader! We have created this section just for you and your curious mind! Now join us as we take a trip through the depths of insanity and autism that await us. Though be warned as you will be at just as much of a loss for answers as the rest of us. Though fear not as a crack team of EDiots have put together some ideas as to what to the truth behind this monolith may be.
Page one to three starts with the question on all of our minds. Why is this and what is this? The author or "The archiver" Explaining why they put together all of one poor Anon's posts in a scrap book. The archive starts by stating that UTV is their motivation. Writing then falls apart pretty quickly after the archiver wrote entire paragraphs about how they only live to stalk UTV in all his brilliance. At the very bottom of this page is a disclaimer saying that if this document is found it is NOT to be sent to a publisher. Said disclaimer is immediately voided with another sentence saying that due it being publicly available to ignore the disclaimer.
page three is a table of contents for the remaining 90 pages of the document. Highlights of these include but are not limited to "racism maps" maps made entirely of UTV's racist posts on 4chan, "Sun Sex and suspicious archivers" A fan fiction of the popular British "Sun Sex and Suspicious Parents" tv show with the archiver taking the place of the parents and UTV taking the place of the kids, and "the bait club" Wherin the author documents his attempts at baiting UTV to respond to him in threads using various methods.
The Philmarillion
As The Philmarillion is an incomprehensible Lovecraftian horror, for your viewing pleasure, we have provided the entire PDF in its 97-page glory for you to read through while you comfortably drink steel reserve and smoke Marlboro menthols.
<Pdf>https://archive.org/details/4chanSpUTVFanEverythingPDF/mode/2up?view=theater</pdf>
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