Template talk:EDGov

Can we deep six this template until we can update it? Seeing all those traitors on that list pisses the bejesus out of all of us. Niggers 03:51, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

I support Niggers --Nigga 04:18, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

OMG can I add myself now?

• :3 oddguy 12:01, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Just add yourself when you feel like it. ••General Niggerson 12:13, 15 February 2013 (EST)

NO JEWS ALLOWED - Mr.Jonzz 12:36, 15 February 2013 (EST)

• D': oddguy 12:39, 15 February 2013 (EST)

• yay! retarded edit war! oddguy 16:08, 15 February 2013 (EST)

• Probably I should be under the judicial branch, since I wrote most of the material on copyright usage, plus I double as the perfect legal example of ED's satirical/parody stance. It makes it pretty difficult for anyone to claim it's an "attack site" when there are admins who have their own satirical/parody articles...which wasn't cheap either. I've spent over a $1,000 for material just for my own article, commissioning some of the absolute best artists on the web. Commissioned arts is expensive, but it really helps a lot of articles to stand out better. The Zelda article top image is one of my personal favorites. Sometimes you can get artists to do free stuffs too, it never hurts to ask and it can be a good way for a struggling artist to get some recognition for their work. --Onideus 16:52, 15 February 2013 (EST)

Plz don't be lazy. ••General Niggerson 16:54, 15 February 2013 (EST)

• I just wanted a cute nickname ;_;oddguy 00:04, 17 February 2013 (EST)

• Seeking a new sobriquet? How about sarcasteak? Coup d´etater? Quipcake? Murmles? Smeps? Snuggles? Cuddlykins? Grumpus? Hoity Toity? Exacerbater? Somnolence? Tchotchke? (you know, a bauble, a curio, a dingus, a doodad, a doohickey, a gewgaw, a gimcrack, a gizmo, a kitsch, a knickknack, a lagniappe) Pastiche perhaps? Why not a woozle? Bigger than Brobdingnagian? Pointlessly prolix? Mmmmm...yeah, that's all I got right now. --Onideus 00:28, 17 February 2013 (EST)
• Yay! :3 oddguy 01:34, 18 February 2013 (EST)

• Your turn Onideus. ••General Niggerson 01:42, 18 February 2013 (EST)

Jimbo

Why would you be on ED when you have wikipedia to run? GO TO SLEEP 14:17, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

wut? -hipcrime 17:33, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

Our friend, Jimbo has been given Sys recently. I was just wondering. GO TO SLEEP 17:36, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

haha i seriously doubt that is him, unless he grew a sense of humor since our last exchange on Quora. altho there is this. so, maybe. -hipcrime 17:49, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

what does that have to do with ED? GO TO SLEEP 17:57, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

wut? -hipcrime 18:09, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

ZAIGER RIP

He retires, why's he still on the gov list if he retired?

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:51, 25 June 2013 (EDT)

• He's just moving and doesn't have time right now. Calm down.oddguy 15:23, 26 June 2013 (EDT)

• lol Schnitzel (talk) 14:50, 31 December 2021 (EST)

y u change my name uber?

• Y? oddguy 06:51, 4 November 2013 (EST)

Because you're in the communications branch now and it makes sense. Uberfukken 06:53, 4 November 2013 (EST)

• I have no fucking idea what that means. I thought the branches are just a joke and an excuse to make funny titles for people. oddguy 06:58, 4 November 2013 (EST)

• Put oddguy in the faggot branch --Likeicare 07:06, 4 November 2013 (EST)

• I'll put a branch up your ass nigga. oddguy 07:07, 4 November 2013 (EST)

• try it, Busey --Likeicare 07:10, 4 November 2013 (EST)

• I also resent being called a member of the JIDF. I hardly ever spread pro zionist propaganda. oddguy 09:32, 4 November 2013 (EST)

Sounds like something a JIDF agent would say. Was that part of your training? Uberfukken 10:10, 4 November 2013 (EST)

post 100 points of ID to prove you're not infiltrating our system for devious means --Likeicare 10:13, 4 November 2013 (EST)

Don't fukken delete me again

Or I'll lock this table row directly in the DB, and after that no moar games.. SeeBeen 21:02, 16 January 2015 (EST)

Gayness

Tigercommander 10:54, 17 January 2015 (EST)

(diff | hist) . . Template:EDGov‎; 15:54 . . (+55) . . Vermin (Talk | contribs | ræp) (Undo revision 707887 by Phobos (talk) lol you *do* care! maybe you missed the memo tho that everyone is supposed to leave this template alone?)

Actually vermin you edited this AFTER mantequilla added the memo, just leave it like that. its more organized really, it doesn't matter where you stand just leave it alone Tigercommander 10:59, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Vermin, knock it off. ••General Niggerson 11:03, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Lol.. Tiger, how many times do I need to tell you to lurk more and post less on talk pages? You're new and don't know what you're talking about. NKO, you're only siding with it because you got to change your entry back to "General" from "Ensign" or else you'd be crying about it, so stfu.

And by your logic, if it doesn't matter where I stand, then I'll assign myself where I want to and give myself my own custom nickname like everyone else did.

Anyone else care to chime in while I'm here? It's quite entertaining. What about Phobos, who cares so much that he redesigned the entire template and keeps reverting my entry? Vermin   11:13, 17 January 2015 (EST)

give your self your own rank thats ok but the branch your trying to add simply makes it ugly as fuck, also disregarding all my words. Would you please tell me where is your edit war going? Tigercommander 11:18, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Lol, again, you're new and don't know what you're talking about. My name has been in that same spot ever since this account was given ops, so I didn't start any war, he did. Go find something useful to do and stop caring about what other users do. Vermin   11:23, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Don't talk to me like I was your son or something, if you want to make it all official. Mantequilla added the notice after my edit, You then come on and edit it, seriously this is just retardedTigercommander 11:26, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Yawn. Try talking some sense into Phobos, Tiger. You're working yourself onto my ignore list. Vermin   11:30, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Was that so hard for you to do vermin? it looks better doesn't it?Tigercommander 11:37, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Now here's the part where I tell your dumbass to open your eyes. I picked a category, and he still keeps reverting it and moving my entry and removing the custom title. Now do you see what's going on? Holy shit, you're dense! lol. Vermin   11:43, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Laughing so hard really, where exactly is this going? Tigercommander 11:48, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Probably nowhere until Mantequilla sees it and possibly steps in. It deffo made my morning more interesting and fun tho, I'll tell ya that much. :> Vermin   11:52, 17 January 2015 (EST)

ghosts ooo

fleacollerindustry, ASSBLONKER, and oddguy don't have activated accounts and likeicare's only made 2 edits. guessing adminship is universal across the discord, forum, and wiki? if not they should probably be removed or something. Schnitzel (talk) 15:04, 31 December 2021 (EST)

this is the reason why the wiki doesn't have active admins. most of them are too busy on the forums or gaycord to do stuff on the wiki MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 15:08, 31 December 2021 (EST)