Tammy McArdle

Tammy McArdle is self-title "Christian Witch" who believes in both black ~~magic~~ "magick", casting spells, copulating with large evergreens, etc, etc...along with ultra-Christian conservative beliefs, such as "the fear of God", Jesus, opression of women, knowing her place and all like that.

She's basically like an ultra-liberal Democrat mixed with an ultra-conservative Republican in some sort of bizarre oil and water mixture that apparently only works cause the crazy bitch is constantly stirring with epic levels of sheer insanity.

Similar to a woman who buys into the Bible and "Cloud Daddy" not because she actually believes in the bullshit, but simply because she gets off sexually on being "put in her place" and slapped around like five dollar hooker. She essentially just wants to be the most unique little snowflake in the suburban culdesac and painting herself up as a pagan pusher is the quickest way she could think of.

Not only does her estranged, random, mish mosh of incoherent beliefs fuel her intense need for unwarranted self importance, it also presents itself as a convenient Christian cross to which she can continually nail herself onto every time she suddenly gets the pressing urge to feel like a victim.

Like most ultra-Christian conservatives she has trouble remembering that the cross is for Christ, not for her. As such she has an intense, burning passion to constantly put up "pity parties" in her own honor, rushing to her fellow "moon sisters" for pity slurps and lesbian circle jerking. She literally gets off, sexually, on trying to victimize herself and the ensuing cunt coddling she gets from her fellow dutch door dyke brigade.

	“	I am called Erynn Shea Kelly, and I am a modern-day witch. The name is not the one given to me at birth. Just as witches have done since The Burning Times, I chose it to protect my family's identity and privacy when I began joining and participating in online Pagan communities.	„
	— Tammy McArdle, On staying anonymous.

	“	I hate to be the one to burst the bubble childhood fairy tales and Hollywood has created, but in real magick spells alone will not solve all your problems. Think of spellwork as more of a "boost." Magick helps, but if you leave it to function alone, without putting any other effort into your goal, the chances of success are greatly diminished. So ask yourself what you've done in the mundane realm to address your need? For example, casting a spell to pass an exam you haven't studied for isn't going to work.	„
	— Tammy McArdle, Basically telling you that her "magicks" is all bullshit.

	“	You sure as hell better hope nothing happens to me or my children because everyone of the 31,000 followers on my page, all of my friends on personal Facebook page, my ex-boyfriends who is a retired NYPD cop, and my local police dept. now are all aware that you have threatened me. You will be the first suspect to be investigated.	„
	— Tammy McArdle, On being "threatened" with advice on how to make her domain registration private.

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So like, these spells were too hard and stuff. How come "magicks" isn't easy like Harry Potter?
Ugh, you have to learn LATIN to do the "magicks"?
I need a "Magicks For Dummies" book!
Men are evil pigs!