Talk:Suicide

What about carbon monoxide. Car in the garage? — Preceding comment added by Cnotesbrotha (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

It's doable, although it works better if you have an older car. Since 1997, new cars can emit no more than 10% of the levels of carbon monoxide acceptable in 1997; catalytic converters oxidize most of the produced carbon monoxide to form relatively harmless carbon dioxide. Bear in mind, too, that the carbon monoxide will be mixed with a large amount of other foul-smelling exhaust products, so it might not be the most pleasant way to go. Don't try to be an hero; call the professionals. Neologistic 19:10, 8 January 2014 (EST)

http://www.carbon-monoxide-survivor.com/carbon-monoxide-suicide.html • Mr.Jonzz 19:23, 8 January 2014 (EST)

	“	The United States, with under 5% of the worlds population, averages 750,000 suicide attempts and 32,000 suicides a year.	„

Fail. 02:23, 9 January 2014 (EST)

Thank you for that useful tidbit. Even the most reliable suicide methods, like pentobarbital overdoses and shotgun shootings, fail occasionally, leaving people worse off than before: "The gun moved as he was pulling the trigger and his brain was not touched, but the tremendous muzzle blast destroyed his face--everything just below his eyes was gone, including his mouth, chin, nose, and cheeks."

I suspect it's partly because people whose incompetence at everything they do makes them fail at life so badly they want to kill themselves, also tend to be incompetent at suicide. They try to research how best to do it, and to execute a plan, and fall short of the mark, just as they fell short in their other endeavors. That's why it's important that they get help from those who are competent; unfortunately, those people often say, "Your life is precious; I can't help you kill yourself!" Then the suicidal person responds, "Well, help me succeed at life, then!" His friend typically replies, "I can't help you with that, either; I'm busy with my own life. But don't give up; there's always hope. Gotta go now; catch you later."

Society rejects suicide because people don't want to accept that some individuals are so deeply flawed that they are only capable of doing more harm than good, and need to be removed from society by their own choice (in committing suicide). On the other hand, they've created a vast system of long-term imprisonment that is based on the premise that some people are so deeply flawed that they are only capable of doing more harm than good, and need to be removed from society by their own choice (in committing crimes). Both the suicidal and the incarcerated are often people regarded as severely mentally ill, and who society blames for being the way they are because they supposedly didn't make the necessary effort to change. Their requests to off themselves may as well be granted. Neologistic 16:53, 10 January 2014 (EST)

Does Anyone Have The Complete Suicide Bunnies Comic Collection?

I've only got like a half a dozen...in varying formats/sizes (not originals).--Onideus 08:50, 14 December 2011 (CET)

In soviet Russia

in November of 2012 was accepted a new law which disallow to post CP, suicide "manuals" and 9000 over in internet. if you break this law you - wait for party van and domain name block. So you're can't find any instructions in internet now, that's sad --Ikexit 13:59, 9 April 2013 (EDT)

So, why not use the American websites? Google Chrome has a translation tool. If you do decide to kill yourself, make sure to snap a picture of the suicide drugs with the Kremlin Palace in the background. They don't have that one yet. Neologistic 16:54, 10 January 2014 (EST)