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I'll just leave this here

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Because SOMEONE had to do it. EDiots rejoice. --VladimirLenin 23:33, 5 November 2013 (EST)


I lol'd From Russia with love 12:08, 7 November 2013 (EST)

Timeline

  • I think this article needs to be put into a more chronological order. The new EDF2 section is on top even though everything else is sequential. Also, some sections are now redundant and should be merged with the EDF section. The section called "Sad Fatter Dox King" is about his slapfight with Dildo Baggins from the forum over an edit war. And that happened AFTER he was made and admin, which is talked about in the section "Bot abuse ". Furthermore, the section "Taking down and creating a new ED" is something that happened as a result of him being banned and some the quotes in "Child porn" are things he said on the forum while edit waring about it on the wiki.
I say we need to combine the sections "Matthew vs EDF2: COCKSLAP Boogaloo", "Taking down and creating a new ED", "Child porn", "Sad Fatter Dox King" and "Bot abuse " into one that describes the following order of events:
  • Onideus becomes an admin. - "Bot abuse "
  • Onideus abuses bots. - "Bot abuse "
  • Onideus starts slapfight with DDbaggins while abusing bots. - "Sad Fatter Dox King"
  • Onideus goes to the forum. - "Matthew vs EDF2: COCKSLAP Boogaloo"
  • Onideus argues about child porn (morphquote gallery of his quotes on the topic in this section). - "Child porn"
  • Onideus loses his fight with EDF2, banned, disgraced etc. - "Matthew vs EDF2: COCKSLAP Boogaloo"
  • Onideus threatens to take down ED and start his own ED (morphquote gallery of his quotes on the topic in this section). - "Taking down and creating a new ED"
This all should be moved lower down in the article after the section called "Even the Weeaboos reject him" because, chronologically, this is the latest chapter in his sad story.
Lastly, the section "Even the Weeaboos reject him" starts with the words "This naturally lead to". Someone should figure out what this is in reference to and mention it so that that entire section makes some kind of sense.

What do you guys think? oddguy 07:00, 7 November 2013 (EST)

  • as long as we keep that awesome name --Likeicare 07:06, 7 November 2013 (EST)
  • Okay, then i'll get to work on it tomorrow. Combine all the related events and put everything else in chronological order (his blog is an event from 2009 and his ban from the weeb con is from 2007 so those to will have to be moved around). oddguy 07:11, 7 November 2013 (EST)

Of Note

I live in the same town as this guy. What do? --CreamGravy 02:23, 8 November 2013 (EST)

man discovered how to use fire thousands of years ago, use that knowledge now my friend --Likeicare 02:25, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Fuck his mom. Record it. CobaltCat 02:28, 8 November 2013 (EST)
I'm not that deprived. My hand treats me well enough. CreamGravy 02:35, 8 November 2013 (EST)
then option 1 it is --Likeicare 02:37, 8 November 2013 (EST)
At the very least I'll go ask around Walmart. CreamGravy 02:41, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • doesn't work there anymore --Likeicare 02:44, 8 November 2013 (EST)
I might learn something, who the fuck knows. CreamGravy 02:50, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • Send call girls to his house, graffiti "PEDOPHILE" on his front door and take a pic... idk. oddguy 02:46, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • You know what to do

--Mantequilla (talk) 03:16, 8 November 2013 (EST)


  • He's now screencaping this part of the talk page and threatning to sue. Which is the best time to remember something I found funny-
I hardly interacted with Onideus on the forum, but one thing he said left an impression on me: He told User:Uberfukken that he is going to slap him... When Uber told him to name a time and a place to get the shit beat out of him, Onideus began frantically evading this topic with all his might...
Conclusion: Onideus is a chicken-shit. Yo, guy who knows where he lives, go beat him up for us :D oddguy 15:07, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Typical keyboard warrior. Honestly Dshocker has more e-cred than this guy. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:19, 8 November 2013 (EST)

Furthermore

  • I put everything into a timline... look what else I found:
And article he wrote about his slapfight with wikipedia... Anyway.
I think we need a section about his fight with 888chan also. oddguy 05:09, 8 November 2013 (EST)

why?

Just for interests sake, who actually decided that making a retarded sperglord with a known history of being batshit insane an admin was in any way shape or form a good idea? Moscow, From Russia with love 06:36, 8 November 2013 (EST)

who ever said that drug addicts always make smart choices?, doesn't matter now anyway --Likeicare 06:38, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • Here is a funny thing I found on the 888chan talk page-
   
“ 		 
Seriously, do you have any idea just how many pedos I've nailed in the past ten years alone?! The FBI doesn't even give a shit if you extort money/gifts from them in the process, just so long as they can rack up their pedo kill count so to speak. How the fuck do you think I was able to donate so much money to ED? That money came from "eating" pedophiles and ripping their lives all apart. ED is quite literally built upon the proverbial online carcases of net.dead pedophiles! ^__^
  		„
  		 

He says he's going to call the police because he thinks ED is run with drug money while openly adminting to donating money he got from extortion. The entire story is obviously a lie, but it's still funny. oddguy 14:12, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Onideus has never donated a single penny to ED. I notice he keeps mentioning this $500 he has donated, but it is 100% fiction. We have never received a donation that high from anyone, nevermind that fat broke loser. I dare him to come up with proof that this transaction took place, until then the only thing he has donated is content, in the form of this article. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:32, 8 November 2013 (EST)


  • I was actually going to bring that up. On FB he said he donated $500. On the forum he swore he donated over 2000$ and will soon donate 3000$ more (or something along those lines). Schnookums said he was made an admin because he gave money to the site. Schnookums, you are still a retard. oddguy 14:55, 8 November 2013 (EST)
He was made an admin because he was always online and I am lazy, nothing more. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:00, 8 November 2013 (EST)
You're the retard oddguy, show me where I ever said that. The only thing I did was reference mentions of him donating to ED. Later Onideus made statements he made two donation of under $1,000. I do my best to stick with the facts. 15:49, 8 November 2013 (EST)
NO U!
Anyway, when one of the 888chan mods was here he said that one of our mods told him Onideus donated that money. I know you're not a mod, but since you were the one arguing with him the most I figured it was you anyway. oddguy 15:53, 8 November 2013 (EST)
I know. Now let's get back to work. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 15:57, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • Tomorrow i'll add a section about him and 888chan. I already know what to write. oddguy 16:54, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • only faggots donate money to ED. edit: should we mention his addiction to painkillers?--Likeicare 18:44, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Didn't know he was addicted to pain killers. Got a cite? image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 21:01, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • yeah just let me find it --Likeicare 21:33, 8 November 2013 (EST)
  • here you go, here he talks about living in his car, his now dead uncle not wanting matthew to live with him, and suffering from withdrawals from pain medication http://farfoos.livejournal.com/11055.html --Likeicare 21:33, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Damn dude, I never stumbled on that before. Nice find! image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 21:35, 8 November 2013 (EST)
came across it while searching for anything good in his usenet posts https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.2600/LCmlq-c8ZVo
Google Groups is our friend --Likeicare 21:41, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Archived. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 22:51, 8 November 2013 (EST)
Likeicare likes this.
I too was unaware of this fat peice of shit's addiction to prescription medication. could he honestly be a bigger trainwreck of a person? I mean I thought messyjessie and mariana were fucked up but jeez, this guy takes not just the faggot biscuit but the whole damn tin. Moscow, From Russia with love 09:33, 9 November 2013 (EST)

Empty threats

Not going to add a new section unless there is enough to warrant doing so. So putting this out there and we'll see what happens.

  • Creating a clone of FurAffinity after getting banned.
  • Launch a new mirror of Encyclopedia Dramatica, again.
  • Threatened to call the police on Likeicare for accusations true only in his mind.
  • Take down ED by submitting false abuse complaints to CloudFlare.
  • Force Zaiger to travel to Washington and defend himself in small claims court over $500 in alleged donations.
  • Use a Reverse DDoS attack to bring ED to its knees. The illiterate didn't realize it is actually called a Reflected DDoS attack.

image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 21:34, 8 November 2013 (EST)

  • I already mentioned all this in the "Mode of operations" section. Also, look what's going on now:

MessyJessie is quick to seek an aligns with anyone she thinks I have beef with. oddguy 02:48, 9 November 2013 (EST)
oh good, retards white knighting each other.--milwinWanna get toasty :3 04:42, 9 November 2013 (EST)
  • Okay, I think i'm pretty much done with this thing until something new happens... I'll look around a bit more to see if I can find anything else worth noting. I thought of adding a list of outrageous lies he's made up about himself, but it would be too long (not saying this as an insult. He really does make up a new fantasy every day).................... What about all those pictures of him wearing diapers I keep seeing pop back up? He claims they are photoshoped, but are they? oddguy 07:49, 9 November 2013 (EST)


  • Like-

this one

This one... The third one is an bad photoshop. Obvious even without being told. The second one he claims to be a photoshop but looks real. oddguy 08:08, 9 November 2013 (EST)
Isn't this the evidence of his 1337 sh00ping skills? CobaltCat 08:10, 9 November 2013 (EST)

what a cute little couple :3

--milwinWanna get toasty :3 13:08, 9 November 2013 (EST)

Eww, what the fuck. ••General Niggerson Page me. 12:07, 10 November 2013 (EST)

••General Niggerson Page me. 12:41, 10 November 2013 (EST)

I agree, Milwin, for obvious reasons. Mirrors II 15:45, 10 November 2013 (EST)

Some more things I might add later.

  • I'm still researching (wanna make this a comprehensive article). More things that happened I found so far-
  • 1) Got into an argument with a cyberlaw professor (Susan Brenner) on her blog because he did not agree (and misunderstood) something she said. Being an adult and a professor she couldn't care less about "super trolling' and deleted a comment he made full of bad legal advice and a story about him trying to harass the jury of a case the outcome of which he did not like. He reposted the deleted comment on his blog claiming she "ran away".
  • 2) Got banned from a forum called "Spriter's Block". First tired to report them to HostGator for ToS violations (never going to work because HostGator doesn't remove anything without a court order), then said he would going to destroy them with hacking and bots but it isn't worth his time (obviously tried and failed) so he's just going to wait for HostGator to shut them down... In case you are wondering- Yes, the site is still up. oddguy
  • 3) Found another one. Again, same story, found out someone on a forum of a site called FTT mentioned him, realized he was already banned from there but didn't remember why, started postig about them on his livejournal, they noticed, started making fun of him, he threatened to write an ED article about them but never did, then to report them for ToS violations, then to make a knock-off site of them and steal all thier users... The site is obviously still alive and well. I am still looking into how this all ended but I am gussing with Onideus slinking away back the whatever hole he crawled out of telling himself he trolled them and won. oddguy 14:31, 10 November 2013 (EST)
Oh yeah, he threatened 888chan WHOIS Guard which made them laugh. You already knew that but for those who didn't. Anyways, they started up another thread. http://888chan.org/cow/res/29924.html image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 08:59, 11 November 2013 (EST)
  • Yo, Interstellar Shipping & Trading, can you find me the rest of his 888chan threads? oddguy 13:45, 11 November 2013 (EST)
888chan got bored with his autism and deleted the threads but he did archive them at least partially. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 14:04, 11 November 2013 (EST)
Hello. We actually didn't delete his threads because we got bored. OK maybe we sort of did, but the main reason was I got tired of banning his IP ranges so he can come back and shitpost. Though if you are looking for a new thread discussion feel free to check http://888chan.org/cow/res/29924.html for any new updates and/or mad fatter's appearance.
Also fucking thank you ED for actually realizing putting a babyfur on the fucking sysop team was a shit idea. --CuddlyZebesian 17:12, 11 November 2013 (EST)
  • Yeah, he was a retard, but he was a useful retard. He has no job, no friends and no life. He is obsessed with the internet and borderline retarded so doing the same things over, and over, and over again in a way that would bore a normal person to sleep was fine for him. He was like a trained monkey we taught to upload images all day and night as long as we ignored him flinging his own feces once in a while. But chimps will chimp-out and that's what happened at the end. oddguy 17:25, 11 November 2013 (EST)
He use to calm and easy going back when he was editor, but then became a tyrant when granted admin. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:33, 11 November 2013 (EST)
Exactly what NKO just said, whatever happen to all the goodness in him? He cross over to the Dark Side. Mirrors II 13:26, 12 November 2013 (EST)

OMFG, Justice? In MY ed?

Fucking brilliant work stomping that cocksucking slimeball to death. All I can say is thank you. Also, what took so fucking long. All my love, Gretchen 11:38, 12 November 2013 (EST)

  • What took so long is that he HAD and article but people hardly updated it after he stopped trying to blank it/making butthurt blogs about ED. Then he joined the site and started obsessively editing. Mistakingly, this resulted in him being made an admin. He used his admin status to keep people from editing his article. After he made a fool of himself AGAIN all eyes are now on him... again. So this article is being fixed and improved. The sad thing is the article would not have gotten MUCH WORSE over the past few weeks had he just left it alone in the first place. oddguy 11:43, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • In doing so, Onideus's article size is becoming as big as TheAmazingAtheist's article while leaving no stone unturned in the process. But I have to admit——his article is the most well-written and chronologically-ordered exposure article I ever read. It is approaching 100,000 bytes and have 15,050 views at the moment. Maybe the upcoming MrRepzion's article should use the impressive outline of this article. But anyway, keep up the good work. Mirrors II 13:20, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • That is because I am a glorious Phoenix made of words. oddguy 13:26, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • Words have power. Mirrors II 13:40, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Moar links

 
“ 		 
The point is that you think HTML will be around forever...and that simply isn't the case. Long after HTML is dead Flash will still be around.
  		„
 

—Onideus

CobaltCat 12:05, 12 November 2013 (EST)


  • Oh god, more research. I'll go through these soon. oddguy 13:42, 12 November 2013 (EST)
Okay here is one more. I will just leave you with a single quote from the entry. Holy shit fuck it is fucking filled with USI. USI levels maxed.
 
“ 		 
My forte is graphic remanipulation, basically I prefer to use existing materials to create new materials rather than working completely from scratch (most of the time, not all of the time). My skillz in image resizing are unmatched, I use my own custom resizing filters based on the Lanczos algorithm in conjunction with a variety of selection/masking techniques.
  		„
 

—Onideus, Delusions of grandeur coming this fall.

 
“ 		 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  		„
 

—Cobaltcat, After reading the above quote

CobaltCat 08:46, 13 November 2013 (EST)


  • I added that to the article in a new section about his so called "company"...

Anyone wanna photoshop gay porn onto his screen here? oddguy 11:48, 13 November 2013 (EST)
Good enough, Jew? CobaltCat 17:07, 13 November 2013 (EST)
  • HAHAHAHA oddguy 17:23, 13 November 2013 (EST)
[[User:The nigger general|The nigger general]] likes this.

Oh god, I finally actually read the text in the screen caps... MOAR THINGS!

  • He used to wear a bra for men... women actually because he couldn't find one for men. - ALREADY IN THERE
  • He dressed his teeages sister in diapers. - INCEST!!! - FAKE
  • He drank lots of Mountain-dew so he could piss himself more often. - FAKE
  • He bought an authentic "Mad Hatter" hat for 4,000 dollars. - ADDED
  • His blue glasses are something used by autistics to avoid eye contact. - ADDED
  • He used to be made fun of for his countless typos before discovering the browser spell-checker. - Not sure if this is true. Need to check some more. - Already in there
  • HE ONCE STALKED A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL ON AN ANIME FORUM but it turned out to be a grown man. - More proof he is a pedo. - ADDED
  • I will later work all of this into the article, I just wanted to show you guys first. oddguy 14:09, 12 November 2013 (EST)
I think saw the hat thing being explained as deliberate misinformation by the subject in a previous dissertation, I could be wrong though. • Mr.Jonzz 14:34, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • He claims he was giving "deliberate misinformation" every time he is caught doing something stupid. oddguy 14:43, 12 November 2013 (EST)
People confuse Onideus with someone else named Baby Matt. His website is below, that is where the Mountain Dew and sister rumors originate. In fact, babymatt.net was launched around the year 2000 and existed a couple years prior. A mention about the glasses was on this ED article, something about weight loss. The other's I've not heard.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050319123139/http://www.babymatt.net/Home/
PS This was found by JEWS, seems legit: http://en.inkei.net/Onideus
15:07, 12 November 2013 (EST)


  • Hmm... It looks like you're right. Baby Matthew isn't him. However, a couple of those screencaps have an Email with his last name in it and were made before the Baby Matthew site, so those are actually him and also were made before the site so any claims of him "Intentionaly making them up to confuse the two of them" are attempts to cover up. As for the pictures, one is this "Baby Matthew" guy, two are from the usenet guy who hacked him so those are real, and the last one i'm not sure about so i'll leave it up for now and delete the fakes, okay? oddguy 17:14, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • Okay, I am starting to get a firm grasp on who is who but at the same time I am finding more new stuff that I will save here for now and look over again later.
The only question is-

Is this a picture of him or the other Baby Matthew? What I have been able to figure out is that he is an adult baby, he just used the fact that there is another adult baby named Matthew that people sometimes comfused him with to pretend it was all just trolling and all the pictures are fake.oddguy 18:05, 12 November 2013 (EST)

Yeah, that's him. My guess is it's the result of him "trolling" someone or a group. Onideus had even linked to http://www.babymatt.net in his usenet signature. Given the similarities, not difficult to confuse the two. I believe based on statements and obsessions that he would in fact be wearing diapers except that he "can't afford them." His old Facebook had a bunch of babyfurs pictures. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 18:24, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • I'm still not convinced. If that picture is him then all the pictures are him. If not, then only some of them are. I will take a closer look but I need more information. oddguy 18:36, 12 November 2013 (EST)
And I'm back, two faggots are having an edit war with userpages or something. The article has plenty of images so nuking that one isn't going to hurt anything. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 18:41, 12 November 2013 (EST)


  • Wait, but why do you think that banner is really him?
    (I am nuking the two screenps that are not him but the other Baby Mat). oddguy 18:44, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • I did a little proofreading and do a little contributions. How do it look in your opinion? Mirrors II 18:48, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • Much better, thanks. I have a lot of typos. oddguy 18:57, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • Thank you, Oddguy. Now one more thing. Since the title alias "Known Pedophile Matthew Moulton" seem to be a bit overly exaggerated, would any of you guys mind if I change the current title alias to "Known Perverted Diaper Man Matthew Moulton"? The name fit properly and make the article even more credible, not to mention even more funny. Mirrors II 19:19, 12 November 2013 (EST)
Oooh... you'll have to ask whoever made that edit. I for one agree. I do think he is a closet pedo, but the diaper thing is his more prominant feature. I would change it to "Known Diaperfag" or "Known Adult Baby". oddguy 19:25, 12 November 2013 (EST)
Thank you again, Oddguy, for the advice. I will go with "Known Adult Baby" to make it more credible. Mirrors II 19:33, 12 November 2013 (EST)
Also, I been getting stupid threats from JamWithMegan in my YouTube Inbox, thinking I am Joe Lan for whenever I edit the page. Mirrors II 20:46, 12 November 2013 (EST)
My assumption is we all know the face on the banner came from the image above. The hair color, facial features and body mass seem around correct. Not sure how else to explain it, I could be wrong. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 18:58, 12 November 2013 (EST)
  • Hmmm... they do look almost exactly alike. And I didn't see that banner anywhere on any incarnation of the other Baby-matt's site saved on WayBack... I will need to think about this some more... oddguy 19:06, 12 November 2013 (EST)


We'll go back to cannibalizing each other once we get bored with this. Almost feels like when I first joined ED again, everyone is getting along and getting shit done. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 19:15, 12 November 2013 (EST)


  • JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT...... THEY PULLL ME BACK IN!!!!... I saw a post he made claiming that the reason he doesn't have his site anymore is because the owner of DA DDoSed him. I thought he was delusional, but that might have ACTUALLY happened!
More work will need to be done on the article... oddguy 00:48, 13 November 2013 (EST)

School threat

Now if you have paying attention you might have noticed in the insanely long and boring Facebook posts that Matty was proclaiming some shit about a school being threatened. Now, I have no actual solid basis to back this up, but if you Google Onideus and use the "last 24 hours" search tool, you will only see two to three things. One being the EDF post. Another being the 888chan board, and the last one is Waitsburg School District. Could he have written something on their pages? Could this be the one school the headcat was allegedly threatening? This is the school that his momma tried to sue, BTW, so it could just be part of Google's algorithms that he is linked to this. Or maybe not. CobaltCat 03:43, 14 November 2013 (EST)

That is for a district of schools, of which his mother is one of the directors --Likeicare 03:46, 14 November 2013 (EST)

Except I can't find her on there anymore. http://www.waitsburgsd.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=41&Itemid=69 Well, their search could be shit. CobaltCat 03:54, 14 November 2013 (EST)
lol is it possible that shes already been removed? Try to find the original link we used --Likeicare 04:07, 14 November 2013 (EST)
  • The only ED related school threat was made by Onideus himself on some fag who made a personal attack article about his school. The timing is far too convenient for what he is saying to be real and is nothing but a really desperate attempt to get back at ED for banning him by trying to scare off users. oddguy 04:46, 14 November 2013 (EST)

pre 2000

Can someone help me get to the bottom of this. He claims to have been on losenet since the 90s, but I can never find anything mentioning him prior to at least 2000. And Deja (who google bought) had been recording since 1995

  • I think you'd have to actually get on there and look. In the PoE section screencaps there is one of him with a comment left on a diaperfag group in 1996 with his last name as part of the email. So that's obviously him. oddguy 04:43, 14 November 2013 (EST)
Well, there is this
 
“ 		 
I have been incontinent all my life and would like to talk to others who have to wear diapers and share experiences. I would also like any suggestions on which diapers have worked the best for you if you have ever worn them.
  		„
 

—Matt Moulton, Waitsburg, WA USA - Friday, May 03, 1996 at 03:43:13

And the other thing I could find was this
CobaltCat 04:55, 14 November 2013 (EST)
so really his awesome claims of being an odfag aren't even that great, only a couple of mentions? Even I was on the internet in 1997........though obviously not doing the same thing

Lol forgot to sign --Likeicare 05:01, 14 November 2013 (EST)

  • No, I think his claims of being on Usenet for years are real. Not a lot of shit from usenet shows up on google unless it is reposted elsewhere. oddguy 05:08, 14 November 2013 (EST)
no its his claims of being a big deal that are false --Likeicare 05:11, 14 November 2013 (EST)
Oh yeah, that is false. He wasn't a big deal anywhere but his own mind. Everyone there hated him, made fun of him or didn't care about him. No one admired him or though he was cool or anything like that... Obviously. oddguy 05:17, 14 November 2013 (EST)

dad dox

File:Matdaddox.png

  • This contains the dox posted by the usenet hacker. I think they are real (although this is 3 years old some maybe not anymore) since onideus denied everything else but not the dox. As I see it- Some of the diaper pictures in that article are not him because they are the other baby mat whom the hacker confused him with since at one point mat did look like him. However, there is no way that guy gained SO much weight so fast. And although this excludes some pictures of really being Onideus, it proves one of them probably is (the one of him in the bed) which he tries to claim is photoshop. Also, since he got hacked in late 2009 and lost his job and house and stopped posting on usenet for a month in early 2010 that means that whatever was in that file that was sent out must have been real. Furthermore, since those files were deleted from all the sites they could be downloaded from due to "Copyright Violation", which is something Onideus often threatens people with, I believe he was the one who reported them to keep them from being seen. Meaning there was something in them he wanted to suppress. Furthermore, I was a bit thrown-off by the picture I believe to actually be fatter being in the logo of the other baby-mat's site. However, since they look nothing alike, and since I cannot find any trace of that logo on the baby-mat site on web archive, this was either done intentionally by Onidues to convince people that ALL pictures are of the other mat, or by the hacker who wanted to make his Onideus site look pretty. The low quality and inclusion of that logo in the PoE section leads me to believe that is was Onideuses handy-work.

Anyway, there isn't a lot of work left to be done on that article. I am still trying to figure out which of the diaper pictures are real, if any. But I feel I am closing-in on an answer. oddguy 04:41, 14 November 2013 (EST)

I personally wouldn't pay TOOOO much of what robert james says as truth. I have scanned throigh over a thousand of hos posts, and hes quote similar to Onideus, just in a less annoying way --Likeicare 05:04, 14 November 2013 (EST)
  • Nah, I know some of what he is saying is speculation and exaggeration, I don't think onideus started using drugs because of him (although I am somewhat doubtful of the car-crash story). But it is a fact onideus lost his job and his house soon after James said he was mailing that file to people. And since he continued to update the site about onideus as events progressed means he was keeping watch over what is going on. Onideus was obviously mad about what happened, and lacking any other sources of information about this, taking Robert James's word on this is the closest to the truth we are going to get anytime soon. oddguy 04:57, 14 November 2013 (EST)

I wouldn't be too surprised if we could pull up some lovely details about young robert himself (yes I know that probably isnt his name) --Likeicare 05:04, 14 November 2013 (EST)

  • For what? What exactly would that achieve? oddguy 05:06, 14 November 2013 (EST)
absolutely nothing, I just want to see why he would have constant slapfights with onideus over such a long period of time --Likeicare 05:09, 14 November 2013 (EST)
  • I'd like to try and get in touch with him to try and get the rest of that PDF he uploaded that got deleted, but I doubt that I can. Still, I don't think his slapfight Onideus was very long. He only hacked him around 2009 and I see few mentions of him elsewhere on usenet. Plus I see no other reason for him fucking with Matt besides him being a faggot. oddguy 05:15, 14 November 2013 (EST)


This isn't real useful but I figured i'd upload it anyway. oddguy 05:55, 14 November 2013 (EST)

What an ugly child, would have been hilarious if the glasses were blue. Also most of this was lies, I doubt even then a girl would touch him--Likeicare 06:20, 14 November 2013 (EST)

Why am I not surprised? image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 11:43, 14 November 2013 (EST)


  • Hahahaha gonna need to cap that and add to the article. btw Likeicare, I think you are right. That Robert James guy seems kindda crazy and obsessive. He made an account here in 2011 and posted on Onideuses talk. Or maybe all the Usenet oldfags type like retards idk. Still, he is our only source on this so imma stay with his version minus the things I know are wrong... I am seriously considering hopping over to alt.2600 to see if he's still there and just ASK him for that PDF he uploaded... oddguy 13:37, 14 November 2013 (EST)
  • Someone should screencap this:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/User_talk:Onideus#yes_i_did

I know he said it as a joke but it's still funny... Sorry for shitting up the talk page. I am just using it to keep track of what I am doing. oddguy 14:41, 14 November 2013 (EST)

About the pictures.

  • Okay, so these are the Onideus Diaper pictures. I am only leaving one of them in the article because-



First Pic- Not sure if this is supposed to be him at a younger age or some random guy. I can't be sure so I am taking it down.

Second Pic- I am leaving this one. All evidence points me to this one being real. If for no other reason than the fact that how many fat, adult babies with dyed blond hair who look exactly like him and whom had their pictures taken with cameras the quality of which seems to point to them being from the early 90's can there be? His claims to have photoshoped this contradict with his actual inability to photoshop things and that he seemingly only started using photoshop in recent years. Also, his insistence that this one IS photoshop makes it all the more suspect. I can't prove any of this conclusively, but it is a rather tight fit.

Third Pic- This one is due to someone confusing him for the other Baby-Matthew. They did look like one another for a brief period of time, but there is no way that guy gained all that weight.

Fourth Pic- This is the other Baby-Matthew.


So the second one is the only one I have good reason to believe is really him. The rest are removed as of now. oddguy 04:16, 15 November 2013 (EST)


A thing I am working on for the article

Onideus Win/Loss Tally
The Site Onideus Competitors Comments
Onideus Vs. Portal of Evil
0
2
 Two points for repeated bitch-slapping
Onideus Vs. Something Awful
0
2
 Two points for SA for Onideus losing actual money
Onideus Vs. Something Awful Sycophant Squad
0
1
 Claims to have taken the site down. Blatent lie
Onideus Vs. UseNet
0
3
 Three points due to massive backfire on Onideus
Onideus Vs. Wikipedia
0
1
Onideus Vs. Neopets
0
1
Onideus Vs. Sakura-Con
0
1
Onideus Vs. Dramachan
0
1
Onideus Vs. FurAffinity
0
1
Onideus Vs. Susan Brenner
0
1
Onideus Vs. Spriter's Block
0
1
Onideus Vs. SelectButton
0
1
Onideus Vs. Fox Tale Times
0
1
Onideus Vs. DevianArt
0
3
 Three points due to massive backfire on Onideus
Onideus Vs. 888chan
0
1
Onideus Vs. HBGames
½
0
 Half a point granted for hacking the admin's password but not being able to do anything anyway
Onideus Vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica
0
∞
 Non-stop bitch slaps
Final Score
Wins Losses
Final Score
-100
∞+20
 Minus 99½ points for wasting his life and his money on this shit.

I'll need to add all the columns then change the colors and adjust the size... oddguy 06:26, 15 November 2013 (EST)

lol I hope that faggot kills himself. Keep up the good work! Gretchen 16:15, 17 November 2013 (EST)

And. I. Am. DONE!

  • *Dust off hands*

Okay motherfuckers. This article is fucking finished. Every section now has a bingo board under it, the "Mode of Operation" has been replaced with a chart which, combined with the bingo, illustrates the point much better. All that is left to do now is proofread and add A LOT of pipes and this baby is ready for the front page.

I might still go over to Usenet to try and find that Robert James guy and dig out some more information, but I doubt that will get any results so officialy speaking I am finished with this article until further notice, or until I discover something else somehow or until Onideus does something else that's stupid. But i'm done. oddguy 12:20, 19 November 2013 (EST)

Those BINGO boards made me laugh so hard. I'll proofread the article tonight. image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 12:24, 19 November 2013 (EST)

A+

This should be featured on the front page for a long time. This person was the most insecure person to ever walk into ED, and i'm glad you have all finally shed him. Although things seem to have gone to shit during his reign. Also, triplefagging. ----☬ℳarforius☬ Offended? SEA OF PISS 12:39, 19 November 2013 (EST)

   
“ 		 
LOL, you wanna know why I'm not bothered by my article?

PROTIP: It's all bullshit. ^__^
  		„
  		 

— Onideus

Keep telling yourself that. When you got over protective about your self-masturbatory article I knew I smelled blood. It pains me that I am not the reason everyone has you figured out, you did that yourself. You had countless opportunities to stop the self-destructive behavior that resulted in your demise. Several people here gave you a chance when nobody else would and you fucked that up in the biggest way possible. You're so full of yourself that you can't comprehend the basic concept of friendship. Do you realized that you actually some friends at ED? I know you did because they told me to knock it off. Nice work betraying those who had a heart tried to help you because they cared. The entire purpose of your existence is to make others experience your pain and suffering. Until you realize your only enemy is yourself, we'll continue to enjoy popcorn with extra butter. Instead of acting like a cunt on Facebook why don't you accept responsibility for your actions? image  Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 05:02, 21 November 2013 (EST)
This ^, I tried to help him and all I got in return are threats and bullshit. I finally had to remove his ops because I literally had no arguments left to keep him on, and we were losing good editors because of him, and instead of using that as a wake-up call and getting his shit together he proceeds to threaten lolsuits and generally spew bullshit on facebook. --Mantequilla (talk) 07:23, 22 November 2013 (EST)
  • Nah. Everything is 100% true and documented. Denying it is futile. oddguy 07:28, 21 November 2013 (EST)
I knew something was wrong. Motherfucker went way too far in abusing his ops in his ban war with Uberfukken. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:10, 25 November 2013 (EST)
Shit, I've been reading his and other talk pages. It was like a fucking war zone. And funny as hell. 13:15, 25 November 2013 (EST)
Of coures it was. I just laid back until he spreaded to banning other users minding their own business. ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:21, 25 November 2013 (EST)

Could he have Autism?

  • I just had this though...
  1. The blue glasses
  2. Obsession with legos
  3. Obsessive behaviour
  4. Inflated self worth out of scale with reality
  5. Repetitive speaking
  6. The odd reaction to sexuality

Could he just be like this because he's autistic? oddguy 22:58, 22 November 2013 (EST)

Yes. 23:05, 22 November 2013 (EST)
Too much emotion to be an autist IMO. That emotion being unrepenting butthurt. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:50, 22 November 2013 (EST)
According to your handy-dandy guide, this would of been false and made him autist. --Mirrors II 13:39, 24 November 2013 (EST)
I think of him as a clinical dumbfuck with a side of masochism.   VX BREATHE DEEP   14:00, 24 November 2013 (EST)

Stop adding that back.

  • All the information about DDbaggins and Onideus fighting is already in the article. It just doesn't require an entire section all of its own. I have already ready it when I was re-writing everything and included all that was written in it in other parts of the article. Please stop adding it back to avoid redundancy. oddguy 02:04, 26 November 2013 (EST)
You've reverted Dbaggins's edit had a chance to revise anything. I know you're protective of this article and am not faulting for that. But this is a wiki and as an administrator you need to set the example. We're not here to smack someone down because their first edit isn't perfect. So instead take in a deep breath, give the guy some time to actually edit, and let's see what the result is. You needed days to work on this article and then you revert this guy's edit because he restored something Onideus deleted. How do you know he wasn't going to improve that? You don't. This is no different than people hounding people new to the wiki because they make a simple mistake. We're here to encourage others to contribute, not breath down their necks. So I hope you will take what I have to say to heart and give this guy some room, maybe even a couple days. If not, then I'm sure he'll find other articles where his contributions will be welcomed. 02:14, 26 November 2013 (EST)
[[User: :: D. Baggins >> 02:16, 26 November 2013 (EST)| :: D. Baggins >> 02:16, 26 November 2013 (EST)]] likes this. It really is an important part of the story though Oddguy.
Also note that when Likeicare and I wrote the article you didn't immediately undo our edits. Instead you later rewrote then. As previously stated, Dbaggins is simply restoring something Onideus removed. This being a wiki, after he's finished, if something needs improvement, then by all means. But until then give him some time to work. Thank you. 02:21, 26 November 2013 (EST)
Yes, I do acknowledge that restored edit as it stands has vanity written all over it. However, it will be revised, even if I must do it myself. We know the rules are. 02:35, 26 November 2013 (EST)
lol oddguy is the new onideus ;) Gretchen 22:45, 2 December 2013 (EST)
Not even close. Oddguy removing some edit he see as petty doesn't made him Onideus. Mirrors II 07:59, 3 December 2013 (EST)
  • I know it's an important part of the story, but it's already in the article. His slap fight with you is mentioned in the article and you are personally mentioned even though you are only one of a dozen users he has had the exact same fight with. If you want to edit, edit. But please don't write an entire vanity section about yourself and please don't add things that are already in the article.
If you have more to say about what happened, it is all documented in the section: "2013: Matthew vs EDF2: COCKSLAP Boogaloo" in the sub-part called: "2012-2013: Onideus as an admin- Butthurt and bot abuse". Feel free to edit it in there, although I think you will find everything you said (and more) is already mentioned, albeit in a more abbreviated fashion. Merge it into the appropriate section or remove it but do not leave it as an entire, separate section in and of itself just because you feel your fight with him is somehow more important than the ones he had with everyone else.


Schnookums, you think he is going to somehow improve this, I don't believe that is the case. Anyway, I'm gonna leave it alone for a few days, but unless someone changes it or gives a logical reason as to why this is important enough the have a whole section, i'm gonna remove it again and hope you leave it alone after that. Okay? oddguy 02:45, 26 November 2013 (EST)
That's fine, this is a wiki, all I ask is he be given a chance. He hasn't even had a chance to read the entire article yet. I'm no fool when it comes to editing. That should be evident when I was willing to step back when my edits were not being helpful. It is called self-awareness. Anyways, thank you. 02:52, 26 November 2013 (EST)
Hey guys, it's fixed. Mirrors II 22:49, 27 November 2013 (EST)
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