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This whole article seems like it was ritten by 12 year olds....

And what is this?!

   
 
I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.
 

 
 

—Justin Bieber

   
 
I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself
 

 
 

Kurt Cobain's ghost

Are we starting to lower our standards? Aff01000001 03:03, 27 June 2011 (UTC)

so it would seem. ALSO THERE IS ONLY A SIDE MENTION OF #Cuts4bieber!! This article needs work. --Inquire or hack 15:37, 22 January 2013 (EST)

Justin Bieber wears women's jeans

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392257/justin-bieber-wears-womens-jeans/ Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 21:19, 17 September 2011 (CEST)

What's with the idiotic edits? I thought this was ed, not kym or uncyclopedia.  — Preceding comment added by backdoormat (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Justin Bieber paternity suit

Recently Justin Bieber has been accused of impregnating a girl older than him. She was not a minor. It lasted 30 seconds.

-Backdoormat  — Preceding comment added by backdoormat (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


I'm working on it. If this is true, the lulz that would ensue from the fans alone will be fantastic. Heiness

Important

 — Preceding comment added by epicwinrar (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Just leaving this here

"Gropegate"

Awwwright!
   
 
That definitely did not happen. He was pulling away from her. It’s ridiculous.
 

 
 

Bieber's representative quoted by E!


It's okay, they're lesbians.Lazarus

lolwut

   
 
Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.
 

 
 

—Justin's entry to a guestbook at the Anne Frank Museum

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22146859

Mr.Jonzz 21:38, 14 April 2013 (EDT)

How To Pronounce Justin Bieber

Lazarus

cleanup

i removed the fan junk about his album, and the bit about "ultimate lulz"/how to sing like bieber. there is other material that is old, and could be reformulated into a single paragraph about the "old" justin bieber so the article can now focus on his meltdowns. -hipcrime 09:58, 19 February 2014 (EST)


I've added some more appropriate banners to this article as well. Jazzybellio4912

I hate it so much

I hate it so fucking much. I mean I HAD that Pattie Malette video back in 2007. I even posted a video making fun of it because she talked to the kids as if they where retards. It then got pulled by then the relatively new DMCA system. If only I still had that friggin' video. Dammit! --TROLAHOAR 09:58, 2 March 2014 (EST)


Who stole that hairstyle?

Did Bieber have that hair before Miley Cyrus, or did Miley have it before Justine? Jazzybellio4912

UPDATE: Asspatt for this image: Nicely done! Jazzybellio4912