Talk:Greeny Phatom

Message to Encyclopedia Dramatic from ex-Greenyfag

MAY INCLUDE PROFANITY, BUT WHO CARES, THIS IS ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

Hi, my name is Laser (yeah, I know, the name sounds like I'm trying to be cool...) and I, unfortunately, was a Greenyfag.

About many, many years ago, when I was about 8 years old, my best friend introduced me to this Greeny Phatom, and I was amazed, for some reason. I don't know what was worng with my 8-year-old self, but I was somehow attached to it. Few years later, I edited a fucking Greeny Phatom wiki (yes, I feel like I was fucked up, whenever I look back to it). There were fucking awful characters, awful articles where, when you edit the page, you had to use your imagination, which was the only good part of the wiki, or the entire fucking fanbase, you had to use your imagination to understand what the hell was going on in some Greeny Phatom episodes.

I was fucking hypnotised.

I thought it was the best animation in the world.

After a couple of years (yes, I would have done that even earlier, if I had common sense), I finally realised that everyone fucking hated it, because of the shitty music, shitty frame-to-frame animation, shitty editing, copyright violation, historically inaccurate information... It didn't try to be original. I finally had sense to leave the Greenyfags behind and move on...

Then the Greenyfags forced me to come back to edit the wiki, and there I was, working for the wiki, as a slave. I was a bureaucrat, so when some admin did something stupid (or something smart, in this case), it's rights would be removed.

But one day, I stood up against the Greenyfags once again and activated my GalaxyMan756 account (holy shit, it was an awful name, but it was registed in 2009, so who knows), and started fucking around. I pretended to not know anything about this shit through my main account, while I vandalized the pages and fucked up the wiki. The Greenyfags decided to form another wiki, but it was useless, after I got blocked by VSTF, and everything went back to normal. Turns out I don't need Wikia anymore. I was free.

There are still Greenyfags, who try to expand the fanbase. Hell, one Greenyfag even decided to start making a video game. A video game. That guy is like LJN (or rather "Laughing, Joking Numbnuts"), he can fucking take any fucking awful thing, like Greeny Phatom, and turn it into a video game.

The Greeny Phatom thing is far more worse than Sonichu. Worse than Call of Duty. Worse than GoAnimate. Worse than... well, everything. It fucking hyptonizes you to join them.

Anyway, Encyclopedia Dramatica users, if you are reading this, I want you to vandalize the entire wiki, fuck up the layout, log into your Wikia accounts and leave hate comments. Go on and fuck everything up there. Do it. (or don't.) I don't mind.

Oh yeah and here is the YouTube channel owned by the current owner of the wiki: KindheartedKeeganFromROBLOX (yes, I researched and got the founder's YouTube): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClPccp0tOvGnKZOvVDvclgw

You're welcome, I guess.

Thank you for taking time to read this.

-Laser, the former admin of the Greeny Phatom wiki.  — Preceding comment added by LaserTheSomebody (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

• How about no. The INSUFFERABLE Tim 15:16, 24 February 2015 (EST)

• What is this i don't even...Tigercommander 16:03, 24 February 2015 (EST)

• Talk | Contribs 17:50, 24 February 2015 (EST)

• Hooray, no one gives a rat's ass--Ezstick76 18:44, 24 February 2015 (EST)

Keep my ass out of this. Vermin    00:20, 25 February 2015 (EST)

• You don't need to ask us to vandalize their wiki... The guys on the forum have been doing it on and off for like two years (mostly DIAF). oddguy 17:42, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

This shit

Someone has been spamming the tags on EDF2 with this shit for years. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:10, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

• That was probably DIAF... it's unrelated. She and her friends have been vandalizing their wiki for a long time now. The article is a mess, so I'm guessing it was written by a fan since anyone who likes... whatever this is... acts and talks like a retard. oddguy 13:26, 19 May 2015 (EDT)