Talk:Chris-chan
HERP DE HERPDERP THIS IS NOT A TALK PAEG U GUYS PLEASE USE OUR SHITTY FORUMS FOR THAT. --Divx-Mongool 20:58, 18 April 2011 (UTC)
- Seriously guise! Use our shitty ED forums! We need the hits for moar jew golds before we sell out! -Nano 11:57, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
To retrieve images for the galleries, a good place to go is the CWCki at Sonichu.com. Most of the missing images can be found there.
- Chris is my favorite internet "character," so this'll probably be my next project when I get home from work tonight. --Elendraug 06:34, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
- Also I would like to add that the Chris chan Galleries page is down. --Fuck_OhInternet 05:16, 23 April 2011
Sigh
Sigh, I don't think our little chrissy will ever be back. :( --Fat Bastard 01:00, 24 April 2011 (UTC)
Guess who's back?... --Bismuth 03:27, 29 April 2011 (UTC)
- I saw that yeah, man oh man. Did somebody snail mail those pictures to his dad yet? --Fat Bastard 21:05, 1 May 2011 (UTC)
- Considering all of the other shit Chris has put his parents through, I don't think Bob would really be affected by it at this point. --Ragumshnagum 23:24, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
- I dunno, I still say someone should mail them to him. I'll do it if no one else will. I'll need to find stamps and shit though. It could take a couple days before I actually mail it. G'orzak 02:31, 3 June 2011 (UTC)
- Considering all of the other shit Chris has put his parents through, I don't think Bob would really be affected by it at this point. --Ragumshnagum 23:24, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
- Chris will never go away permanently. The guys over at the CWCki will not allow it. --The Ragum / Talk 14:24, 15 May 2011 (UTC)
http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Mgs 19:23, 20 May 2011 (UTC) Oct 28/2011 you guys arentdoing your job. heandhis mother were charged with felony hitand run, assault with a motor vehicle, trespassing, resisting arrest and assault on an officer
This guy's an ADULT?!
Holy hell. I called him annoying on twitter, found him very lulzy and assumed he was ten. 
19:28, 29 June 2011 (UTC)
HE'S FUCKING BACK!
He put up three new videos, so I went ahead and embedded those in the "NEW videos!" section. Anything missing? BONERS ltamake BONERS 07:00, 7 August 2011 (UTC)
Time for a new subpage?
The calling out videos should go on a new and/or existing subpage. What do you guys think? 
05:21, 25 August 2011 (UTC)
Bob is dead.
Get updating. Masterspark 02:55, 11 September 2011 (CEST)
This should clarify the events of Oct 28
—anon | ||
JohnathanNiggers 20:48, 7 November 2011 (CET)
Oh, come on..
That "honest and true" testimony of what happened at the game place is a fake. He's never called his mother "Barbara". And when he calls her "mom" at every point prior? Trolls trolling trolls.
Where is brony chris-chan?
Can someone add Chris-Chan as a brony into the article. I would myself but I wouldn't want to fuck up this article's layout and I'm not sure where to put it in. Lord Tony 04:21, 2 March 2012 (EST)
Virgin or Not?
Honestly, I have no idea what to think. The CWCki is passing this new development off as being legitimate, but I had my doubts once I saw those other statuses on this page (which may or may not be shoops). I'd just like some clarity, here. Some dude 09:02, 18 April 2012 (EDT)
No, he has NOT lost his virginity, for Christ sakes, that's nothing but a dong dang dirty rumor started up by them trolls. There is NO evidence of it and it is all false claims. Christian Chandler would never loose his virginity to a dirty hooker! -- Chris-chan
- Hi Chrissy, how's prison sounding right now? -
08:10, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
- Actually, a credible source told me it's true. It was with a prostitute at the local holiday inn. Posibbly due to him thinking that is he goes to jail he will miss his last shot at losing his virginity (to a woman). The facebook stats were not shoops. I saw them when they were still up.
oddguy 17:00, 3 August 2012 (EDT)
- Actually, a credible source told me it's true. It was with a prostitute at the local holiday inn. Posibbly due to him thinking that is he goes to jail he will miss his last shot at losing his virginity (to a woman). The facebook stats were not shoops. I saw them when they were still up.
We should find this guy
He has not done anything recently and we should find this guy and harras him and stuff and I think one good way to get Christian out of hiding is by deleting this Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he might realize us no good trolls are done with him, and he'll get back to making Youtube videos and making those funny little comics with the eletric hedgehog, what was it called... Sammychew or something? Now let me get back to my hardcore sex, alcohol and drugs because that stuff is pretty good stuff.
- Can't tell if Chris-chan or just trollfag. - 08:08, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
He's got new dogs
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I give it two weeks before the conditions in 14 Branchland Court kill them. — Preceding comment added by Oddguy (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Second Life?
So I've been trying to find out if this guy has a Second Life... I don't think he'd be using it anymore, since he's in jail right now. But hey, if he does, wouldn't help to add it to the page, amirite?
Did some research on SL for 'Sonichu'. A group popped up for the 'real' fans of Chris-chan and shit. Apparently the maker is called Pikachu Nakamura. Not sure if it's CWC or not. --Candy-Crayons 23:15, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
- No, Chris doesn't use Second Life. If he did, there would be some mention of it on the CWCki. Keep in mind that at this point Sonichu is so well known that numerous people latch onto Chris's teet for the sake of internets recognition. Even if he did use SL though, he doesn't even associate himself with Sonichu much anymore. But rather, he crossdresses. --KrouseMD 23:22, 13 August 2012 (EDT)
Orphaned Image
Found this...
Not sure if it's a duplicate or not, if it is I can flush it out. --Onideus 
04:02, 21 August 2013 (EDT)
Talkpage archives
Yeah the ones from old ED. I don't suppose anyone saved those. Been looking for 'em for awhile. --VladimirLenin 12:14, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
- Um...I have ~parts~ of the old talk page...
- ...that probably doesn't help much though. I might have an HTML version though...somewhere. I'll keep an eye out for it. --Onideus 12:27, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
- I've also got screen caps of stuff that doesn't seem to exist anymore...
- I thought maybe it came from the CWC Wiki, but their page was created in 2010 and that screen cap is from 11/14/2009, so it must have come from ED...but the page doesn't seem to exist any longer. --Onideus 12:40, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
Massive Clusterfuck
So...uh...
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File Date: 8/12/2008 -
File Date: 8/12/2008
...yeah...apparently that's a missing image...a RENAMED missing image...I have no idea what the original name is or where it goes...I just know it came from ED circa 10/10/2009.
I think it's worse too, I think I have a whole shit ton of stuff that's missing, but renamed...maybe stuff from the talk pages? *shrugs* I dunno...I think I'll just upload and dump stuff into the talk page as a gallery and let other people sort it out...I really don't want to deal with this mess. --Onideus 12:52, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
- Okay, makin it into a gallery of missing/junky stuffs. I think some of this stuff is from the talk page(s). --Onideus 12:58, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
Screencap of Chris tardraging about his Walmart ban.
This happened this morning.
Are you butthurt?
BAWWW here. 22:20, 6 September 2013 (EDT)
- You know...it really has occurred to me that Chris is *NOT* "functionally retarded", he really does require 24/7 adult supervision in order to keep him out of trouble. He honestly has absolutely zero sense of right and wrong and is completely unable to take any responsibility for his actions. As such, I really do think his poor mother should have the boy put into "adult daycare" where he can be properly supervised and actively prevented from engaging in any self-destructive behaviors. What he doesn't seem to realize of course is that, that is *EXACTLY* where he's headed. His mom will probably kick the buck sooner than later like his dad did and then the state is simply going to take over, take away all his precious plastic crap, his Internet and stick him into a nice supervised group home where he can be properly cared for (for the first time in his life since his parents were completely unable to control him). --Onideus 09:11, 7 September 2013 (EDT)
Chrises house, Chrises house, Chrises house is on fire!
- WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN! BURN MOTHERFUCKER! BURN! HAHAHAHA :D
oddguy 09:19, 11 January 2014 (EST)
- I second that. ••General Niggerson
22:13, 11 January 2014 (EST)
- It was Bluespike who did it:
--TROLAHOAR 09:41, 12 January 2014 (EST)
Jesus fuck
I'm sorry I have to ask about this, but can someone undo these retarded edits, especially all of this 'Branchland Ct. Murders' bullshit?
--Meltonville 00:00, 27 April 2014 (EDT)
lol no --Likeicare 00:06, 27 April 2014 (EDT)
Gallery shit
I didn't know where to put these.
CobaltCat 05:04, 29 June 2014 (EDT)
/cow/ shit
Some of the shit here and here could probably fit here or on a subpage. Especially the info on real life Liquid & Kacey. The liquid subpage says they're married but that's it, it should probably also point out how Kacey is a piece of shit and liquid is too much of a fag to leave her. Should I just do it? FaggoNiggo 02:44, 27 July 2014 (EDT)
Rental house
I'll add info about the rental house when it's not a weekend if I remember. If someone else wants to do it, that would be amazing. Chris is about to become homeless because he and his mother have seemingly refused any offer by the insurance company regarding their burned down house. They're out of the rental home near the end of September, and are legitimately facing homelessness. I guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree, since it was his mom who messed up the insurance shit. Shutupman 21:25, 16 August 2014 (EDT)
SPOILER ALERT
It turns out that everyone Chris has had contact with in the last year or so has been with the sooper sekrit trolls from the CWC forums. Oh, and they have also been going through his garbage and the forum owner feels bad now.
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/
Wendell T. Stamps 01:58, 6 November 2014 (EST)
Chris is dead, they just keep beating up a dead cow. All their plans for getting and leaking stuff are pointless. As Null is correctly saying: Making fun of Chris today is just simply faggy and bad. Dauser123 23:21, 6 November 2014 (EST)
The Taint Piercing: Noteworthy?
This retard actually got his taint pierced, or some part of his groin area, and cleans it with rubbing alcohol. He calls it his "Un-clit."
So what's the issue, you ask? Piercings in the navel region and below are highly susceptible to infection for people with good hygiene, and can develop even after years of healing. The area needs to be kept dry and hygienic at all times, which will never happen given Chris's untreated incontinence. There's a decent chance his own mother doesn't know about this, and even if she did, there's no way she knows the risks or a way to talk her 'tard son into practicing basic hygiene.
After decades of sloth, gluttony, paranoia, and untreated psychosis, this retard might've finally found a way to kill himself. Unless he removes that piercing, he'll be dead before the next presidential election.
This should at least warrant a Tomgirl subpage entry. Troll 4 Life 14:41, 6 November 2014 (EST)
Picture finally leaked of the taint piercing btw
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/picture-of-the-piercing.5810/
Wendell T. Stamps 20:22, 6 November 2014 (EST)
Jesus, this is actually worse than I expected. Apparently, it's already infected, with photographic evidence of just how bad the damage is likely on the way. This is a guy who can't even remember to shit with his pants off. An scrot-infection's a death sentence.
R.I.P. C.W.C., 1982 - 2014.
If he was gonna die in such a stupid way from day one, it's just a shame he lived long enough to run over that poor store owner on his way out. I just hope whoever performed the piercing made Chris sign an airtight waiver. It's his own fault if he dies from this, and I hate to think of him or his mother suing the poor bastard just doing the job Chris paid for. Troll 4 Life 20:41, 6 November 2014 (EST)
Oh......wow. Who's worse? Chris-chan for getting his taint pierced or the losers at cwc for documenting it.--Boudica 20:52, 6 November 2014 (EST)
- Still Chris. The trolls'll just go back to pocket pool. Chris'll at best rack up thousands in medical bills and drive what's left of his family to ruin from yet another of his stupid ventures. All because he's not enough of a grownup to practice kindergarten-level hygiene.
- Really, he should've been given counseling from a psychiatrist, long term therapy, and been put on medication trials, back when he was first diagnosed. He was fucked from birth, and thanks to the internet, the memory of said fucking shall survive until the heat death of the universe.
- Of all the priceless works lost to history, every degenerate photo, painting, book, and scroll censored, vandalized, and burned, Christian Weston Chandler's infected pierced taint shall survive until the end of time. What a shit world we live in. Troll 4 Life 21:25, 6 November 2014 (EST)
This will not end well.
In the early days of Chris sure this was all extremely funny and I was right there along with everybody laughing whole heartedly. But for the past few years it has taken a turn for the worst of the worst.
I just gotta say this: This won't end well. After reading the Catherine e-mails all I gotta say is that I'm deeply disturbed at new Chris-tran. This isn't even about his new fetish of dressing up as a "male lesbian tom-girl" or whatever, its his rage and sense of entitlement to a girlfriend because he thinks it will solve all of his problems. I am saying this right here and right now and you can quote me on this in the future, I have been following Chris since 2007 and this will end very badly. There will be a lot of past Chris trolls walking around with a severe guilt trip about what they done to this "miserable pile of dick" after all this is said and done. This will not have a happy ending and I actually fear for the worst. Chris needs help, he needs to be committed. Once Barb goes his last remote sense of reality (or rather Barbs version of that) will go along with it.
Somebody needs to get this pathetic, delusional man some help. At the end of the day Chris is still a human being and the way it looks now nobody gives a shit. Not Rocky Shoemaker, the church, Cole Smithy, Virginia, nobody. Ordering shit from him on eBay will help them with their shopping, but not with Chris his mental health.
I never thought I'd ever say this, because usually I don't give a flying fuck, but I actually worry about the guy. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 08:39, 16 December 2014 (EST)
- Most of the worst things Chris has done really haven't been the fault of anyone but himself and his parents. The stuff with the 13-year-old boy and the hours of phonesex? Without a doubt that was nasty, but the trolls were the only ones guilty there.
- The stuff with Michael Snyder? SheCameForCWC? The un-clit? The attraction signs? His constant harassment of everyone around him? His deplorable treatment of his pets? The latest Sonic Boom fiasco? That's all on Chris. The vast majority of the really fucked up things he's done have all been Chris, and he wasn't any more mentally stable before the trolling. He was just fucked up in a different way. This is a man/woman/non-binary-know-my-ponounns-cis-scum who believed in Santa Claus until he was in his mid 20s. How do you bottom out from that? Troll 4 Life 01:52, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- I know how it ends!
- http://emmettgulley.blogspot.com/
- That's Chris's future... living in a tent, under a bridge, after serving x number of years in a federal penitentiary for making threats.
- Emmett is arguably an even bigger train wreck than Chris. --U Mad Bro 10:38, 28 December 2014 (EST)
New jail saga incoming
I guess it was only a matter of time before something this autistic happened but Chrissy seems to have gotten busted defacing a Sonic Boom displays because of blue arms and sensory overload in a mall that he already had a ban at while on probation. He also sprayed mace at a Gamestop employee but nobody was harmed. Wendell T. Stamps 01:32, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- Already wrote up on it. Ordinarily I'd ask, but this is the kind of flaming trainwreck behavior I'd expect from Tila Tequila. It really was too rich to pass up. Troll 4 Life 01:39, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- ogodlol. This is going to be big. I don't expect a legal writ of autists shall be autists this time. — VX 11:05, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- whoever's idea it was to add the doors song is genius. give me some time and tonight I will try to add more relevant info to the article.Wendell T. Stamps 17:34, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- That was me, I gotta give kudo's to one of my very bestest friends of many years for that picture, then that song popped in to my head. Listening to them the songs lyrics are eerily fitting. The blue bus (prison bus) where u taking me, the kids are insane (trolls, bluespike etc), looking for a strangers hand (china). But thats just me, feel free to disagree, or possibly interpret differently. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 18:03, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- whoever's idea it was to add the doors song is genius. give me some time and tonight I will try to add more relevant info to the article.Wendell T. Stamps 17:34, 28 December 2014 (EST)
- ogodlol. This is going to be big. I don't expect a legal writ of autists shall be autists this time. — VX 11:05, 28 December 2014 (EST)
Not Sure Where To Put This
There might be a bigger version of it too somewhere. --U Mad Bro 16:28, 3 January 2015 (EST)
New Alleged Walmart Incident
At the moment, this topic is speculation.
Allegedly, Chris-chan stirred up a ruckus of some sort at a Walmart. Said ruckus might even constitute a violation of his bond. It's very easy to believe he could've done something along those lines, but until there's confirmation, nothing on this gets added to the article. Stories this juicy have a habit of not being real.
Unless the edit's funnier than the truth. In which case, I'm looking forward to reading about how Tranny-kun 2.0 got caught violating his bond and Virginia's anti-bestiality laws. Troll 4 Life 22:36, 3 January 2015 (EST)
- This is not alleged. There is audio of the police radio calls that match up with the information given. Also, a WalMart employee posted on the CWCki forums that he witnessed he event, and that it was indeed Chris-Chan. Of note is that the forums are crying at the loss of communication with their favourite lolcow, because they're sloppy and tried to suggest he get mental help. Not to mention the loveshies who are scared of ED taking over the commentary again.
- I'll update when I have more info. Shutupman 23:37, 12 January 2015 (EST)
Incoming Page
This article needs one.
Or I suppose we can just keep dumping new stuff in the talk page. This article is like raping toy My Little Pony's in Walmart huge so I don't really know where any of this shit should even go. --U Mad Bro 01:46, 13 January 2015 (EST)
Enema's
Chris is using enema's now, my guess is for when nigger's fuck him up the ass. gotta have that clean pooper. check picca, right bottom side. pun. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 20:08, 25 January 2015 (EST)
Mmmm...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
"In standard medicine an enema may also be employed as a lower gastrointestinal series (also called a barium enema),[4] to check diarrhea, as a vehicle for the administration of food, water or medicine, as a stimulant to the general system, as a local application and, more rarely, as a means of reducing temperature as treatment for encopresis"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encopresis
"voluntary or involuntary fecal soiling in children"
"Persons with encopresis often leak stool into their undergarments."
DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS! :D
--U Mad Bro 23:33, 25 January 2015 (EST)
- I believe you and it explains it, however aren't enema's supposed to make that worse? I heard Michael Jackson used enema's for recreational purposes and his people actually had to get tampons all the time because he'd shit himself, violently. Of course I ain't no doctor, just wondering. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 09:21, 26 January 2015 (EST)
- Mmmm, I'd suspect that's probably more random rumors than true. I mean, for like an hour or so right after you do it you'd have a continuous urge to shit (which is kind of the initial point), but afterwards it shouldn't... unless there's some other underlying issue... like maybe a really loose sphincter (I'm guessing, I'm not a doctor either). But more likely than not, if such rumors were true, he was probably just using that as a really lame excuse to shove tampons up his ass. --U Mad Bro 10:09, 26 January 2015 (EST)
- Looks like someone's on their way to becoming Baby Chrissy! Or maybe Baby Christy, if he winds up going the route of gender-confused name change. An autistic, transsexual, diaper-wearing Sonicfag all rolled into one might just blow a few funny fuses.
- And what better way to illustrate it than taking a selfie in his bright blue bra, with muffin top, colored wigs, and enemas in plain view? Vermin
23:44, 25 January 2015 (EST)
Chris Demands Legos Or He Will Execute FB Friends
According to his posts...
https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/795123840582097?pnref=story
"No, I REALLY Need the Grand Emporium. as well as TWO Bikini Bottom Party sets; two Pineapple halves to rebuild Spongebob's pineapple house."
And here's a lovely passive aggressive ultimatum he delivered right before making his demands...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=793753884052426
Oni's analysis was pretty entertaining...
https://www.facebook.com/walla.walla.733/posts/376622939184314?pnref=story
I might steal that later and rewrite it. Possibly for another article. There's also some other good text material on the mirror/spoof page that might be worth "borrowing".
--U Mad Bro 20:03, 26 January 2015 (EST)
- I'm at a point where I just don't understand Chris anymore. It's been that way since the whole Tom-Girl thing. I just don't understand it. Now he claims he's a "lesbian soul trapped in a man's body" and that he "hates his duck" and "wants to scissor other lesbians". I know I sound like I'm beating a dead horse here, but I'm kinda referring to my own thoughts about it, I used to be able to somewhat understand Chris and his "love-quest". But ever since the Tom-Girl thing and him macing people I can't relate anymore. I don't want to sound like I'm a-logging but I am literally disgusted by the new Chris at times. Like his dragwear, the "un-clit", the strap-on.... I have nothing against gay's or transsexual people I just don't understand where he is going with this. I'm interested to hear you guys opinions on the matter. I read on the cwc forum sometimes but haven't been able to find the right answers to my dilemma. And yeah then there is the whole lego thing, I was kinda sickened by him selling his dad's possessions for legos, I don't get how those belongings did not have any emotional attachments for him. Then again, deep down he's always hated Bob. (I think) New "Chris-tran" confuses me so much I'm not even capable of putting it in the right words here. Then again, maybe I expected too much from Chris. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 08:40, 27 January 2015 (EST)
- At one point Oni wrote this great big long analysis about it. I forget all the details but essentially nothing has changed. He's still on the "love quest" he's just become deluded/tricked into thinking he can more easily get it by putting on a leso mask. And most people think he'll eventually wind up switching to furries or another fringe interest group once he finally gets it through his head that pretending to be a lesbian isn't going to get him a "boyfriend free girl".
- That's part of why he's probably so interested in lesbians, because they don't have boyfriends and because he probably thinks they're more open to sleeping around. Chris tends to warp everything in reality to suit his deranged perceptions, like when he was all upset and throwing a fit over getting rejected from that sperm clinic recently. I think, in Chris's mind, he perceived that a sperm clinic was a way for him to have sex with random women and possibly because one of his fake friends told him that's how it worked (they lie to him pretty much constantly).
- So basically, when you're looking at anything Chris is doing, don't use real reality as your basis of comparison, but rather "CWC reality", basically child-like perceptions of how the adult world works. I mean, imagine teaching a 6 year old all about lesbians, fringe sex, genital piercings, dildos and other sex toys, etc, etc... and that's basically Chris. He literally is a child trapped in a man's body (with a man's sexual appetite at that).
- --U Mad Bro 09:03, 27 January 2015 (EST)
- I'm not gonna say you're wrong, because you may very well be right. And I really have no idea. It would make some sense when you put it in that perspective. I have seen a porn vid once with Kelly Stafford fucking some trannies. Maybe he got the idea from one of those type videos. You'd think that his sex drive / perversions would simmer down with age, I know mine did after I hit 30. He makes so much more from the girlfriend deal though, as if it will magically solve all his problems.
- Oh my, this talk page is getting off topic and personal! U Mad Bro, I feel you're relating to Chris-chan in the aspect of him being a child trapped in a possibly incontinent man's body (aka an adult baby), and TROLAHOAR, your marriages likely failed because you're (openly) a pedophile who baits little girls into recording videos for you by masquerading as a little girl on YouTube.
- This has been Dr. Ratzo, your e-psychologist. :> Vermin 10:58, 28 January 2015 (EST)
- LOL Are you trying to troll us, Vermin? How is it that every time I talk to somebody here you take every single chance to talk to me and openly attack me? Do you have a hardon for me? If so I'm sorry dude, you're right, I am openly a pedophile and I just don't dig dudes. Sorry bro! If its any consolation to you, you ARE adorable though. Promise me you'll never change. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 16:42, 28 January 2015 (EST)
- Oh, it looks like I was correct in my assertion! Your double post here and on my talk page certainly prove that. But you also appear to be suffering from delusions that people are "always attacking" you. Don't turn on the e-psychiatrist, turn your life around instead! It's gotta be hard to keep a marriage with women when you're sexually attracted to prepubescent girls. I appreciate your compliments to me though. :> Vermin 00:35, 29 January 2015 (EST)
- Oh, it looks like I was correct in my assertion! Your double post here and on my talk page certainly prove that. But you also appear to be suffering from delusions that people are "always attacking" you. Don't turn on the e-psychiatrist, turn your life around instead! It's gotta be hard to keep a marriage with women when you're sexually attracted to prepubescent girls. I appreciate your compliments to me though. :> Vermin
Keep adding inches to my e-peen, champ! --TROLAHOAR (talk) 06:18, 29 January 2015 (EST)
- Hate to break it to ya, but you'll never be known for anything outside of crying about "the new ED" and being a deceitful pedophile who baits little girls into uploading sick videos for you. Oh, and you're unoriginal and unfunny, as you stole the Julaaay act from the Chris-chan saga and made a boring attempt at it with Monica Punk, and you stole Mike the Great's signature style. There's really nothing more to you than that, chief. Vermin 11:13, 5 February 2015 (EST)
- Now you've linked your signature to my user and talk pages? I didn't even ask for a traffic referral, but I appreciate it nonetheless! Vermin 00:24, 6 February 2015 (EST)
- Now you've linked your signature to my user and talk pages? I didn't even ask for a traffic referral, but I appreciate it nonetheless! Vermin
So How Did The Trial Go?
I read some blurb about it getting bumped to April or something, but it wasn't confirmed. Wondering if anyone has heard anything more about it. --U Mad Bro 00:27, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Sperm Bank Denial
The incredibly disturbing part about this is that I'm pretty sure in Chris's warped perception of reality he thought that being accepted would mean the possibility of having "breeder sex" with random women. ಠ_ಠ
--U Mad Bro 18:38, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Too big
I'm not sure if this is just me but, my internet ddoses its self whenever I open this article. Make it smaller plz? 
Tigercommander 05:38, 26 February 2015 (EST)
- No. You're a retard. Ask your parents to buy you something other than Windows 98 with dial-up. Vermin 10:17, 26 February 2015 (EST)
Chris Gets Trolled (again)
Presently he's spazzing out over this letter he got in the mail...
At this point he's pretty well the most gullible person in all of human history. It's like that part of his brain is permanently damaged to the point where he simply has a total inability to even register sarcasm, parody or trolling even on the most basic of levels.
--U Mad Bro 16:10, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
There is a typo in the last sentence, who would fall for this shit? Lord Tony 05:30, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
Tomorrow is judgment day
Are you faggots psyched or what? I know I am. Really wondering how this one will end. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 10:04, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
- It's April fools day --Günter 15:34, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
- Yes, and tomorrow is april 2nd, the trial proceedings. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 17:43, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
- His trial got delayed until May 7th. Too fucking bad. I wanted him to go to jail for teh lulz. FuckingNeon
- I don't want him to go to jail. I do want him to stop cross dressing though. shit makes me sick.
- Yeah, according to his new picture on Sonichu.com, he looks like a really old lady. At least Chris could look like an attractive young woman instead of a grandma.FuckingNeon
- I don't want him to go to jail. I do want him to stop cross dressing though. shit makes me sick.
- His trial got delayed until May 7th. Too fucking bad. I wanted him to go to jail for teh lulz. FuckingNeon
- Yes, and tomorrow is april 2nd, the trial proceedings. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 17:43, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
With all this postponement shit, can anyone shed some light on that? Is Chris's lawyer delaying the case or some shit? --TROLAHOAR (talk) 20:29, 3 April 2015 (EDT)
- There isn't any information on why Chris keeps getting delayed, but some legal experts claimed that Chris cannot be delayed anymore, and if he is, he will end up going to jail by the end of the year. http://sonichu.com/cwcki/26_December_2014#Subsequent_court_hearings FuckingNeon
Chris chan had sex!
Lord Tony 05:26, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
- Dude, this news is 3 years old --Günter 08:20, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
But he posted this last fucking sunday 2015. So explain where the 3 years went. Lord Tony 15:26, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
- lies ••General Niggerson 20:47, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
- It's right here in the article. — VX 21:25, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
Court date moved AGAIN?
Yet another move for his trial to June 11? How much fail is this he-she full of that even the justice system keeps finding excuses to not want anything to do with this thing? 1sam234 21:01, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
- It could just be his lawyer keeping him out of prison for as long as he can. I agree it is frustrating. Then again good things come to those who wait. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 07:04, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
- True, yeah. They can't afford to keep giving him reprieves though, he could end up going to prison without a trial at this rate just to cut out the bullshit. 1sam234 14:42, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
- Welp, June 11th's already passed, any news yet on this court biz, or was the date moved YET AGAIN? 1sam234 02:40, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
- Next hearing is July 23. If the last case was anything to go by, I won't be surprised with at least one more continuance. It could be late fall or maybe even winter before anything actually happens. — VX 03:05, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
- Alright, updated it in the article. At the rate this is going, his un-clit will kill him off before he gets any sentence. 1sam234 03:18, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
Chris Tran
Who is this semen demon? The INSUFFERABLE Tim 
15:01, 12 May 2015 (EDT)
So I found this on the official Sonic Twitter page.
The greatest troll in the history of trolls. It's only a matter of time before the bomb goes off. --LoverOfBats 18:53, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
Oedipal stuff
- -hipcrime
20:52, 1 August 2021 (EDT)
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!
I WANNA KILL HIM! --I hate autistic people (talk) 16:41, 30 August 2021 (EDT)
good contribution to the discussion --new chigger