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Talk:AQ Worlds/The Common Player

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Freedom of speech should not be abused like that.
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— PkerSlayer, getting mad over this article.

   
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A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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— Star Wars on AQ Worlds.

AQ Worlds was designed to be a chatbox with a dress up function. Like IMVU and Stardoll the game attracts pedophiles, virgins and online-daters like a bits of metal before a fucking electromagnet. The players who do not pay for AQ Worlds items are parasites and the morons who do pay are stuck-up assholes who spend money with mommy's credit card or daddy's child support money. The game is split into nineteen servers; five chat-restricted servers (for the aspies who get offended by words), two member-exclusive servers (for the twats who pay for AQ Worlds), two Brazilian servers and a bunch of other ones that nobody can give a shit about. In a sense AQ Worlds is like any big city with drama-filled suburbs, stinking slums, tard domes and gated rich white communities. Unfortunately segregation is not properly enforced and the Brazilians overflow into everything but the tard domes.

A sample is provided for what to expect from AQ Worlds:

  • Deo: Deo is a fat American asshole who managed to waste five years of his life playing AQ Worlds. He spends his on a mixture of methylphenidate and Captain Morgan rum, typing out massive walls of incomprehensible text on the forums and masturbating furiously to the warnings forum garbagemen send in reply.
  • DragonUltraMaster: The AE forums' resident Moglin molestor, known for his vast collection of furry fucktoys. Also known as DUM or DUMmy, DragonUltraMaster is proof that AE at large is host to a growing furfag population.
  • Eonu: One who has online fame in his sighs. Eonu is a walking mass of ego who goes from girl to girl in the "AQWMV" community, working to build his AQ Worlds reputation by having cybersex with them before leaving them for another victim. Akin to a social butterfly, he has the most dramatic mood swings. Formerly known as "Sweetzy", however Eonu will deny this vehemently.
  • Hancok: A dick who funds the shitboat that AQW is more than D and Mody_909 put together. Hancok is a freedom-hating asshole with OCD, sexual fixation on AC items, and recolored Alpha Pirates. Got hacked twice; once by some skid in 2008 and the other by one of Wept's dogs. Also a known cyber dater who cyberfucks sluts like Atlantean Wolf Queen and buys them membership and acs.
  • PkerSlayer:[[Collapse][Expand]]
    Online popularity is what all true faggots strive for and this is especially true in the case of PkerSlayer.
The huge faggot in all his glory.

PkerSlayer (real name; Andy Kats) is an online-dating e-thug and virgin condemned to an online lifetime of friendzoning or pity dating. He mixes AQ Worlds and real life and has a lot of daddy issues because he does not act like his people should (While most Jews amass money Andy just burns it on AQ Worlds). Or this could be because Andy is unemployed and sits at home taking up valuable space.

Andy first emerged in Minimal as a white knight only to be fucked inside-out by the professional dramatics on the server. He did not get any sex from the not-so-fair maiden he was white knighting for. So to escape the stigma of being a giant prat he changed the gender on his character and pretended to be a promiscuous lesbian named 'Adria' as to act out his fantasies with desperate men and uninterested women. This went on for a while before Andy stopped paying for HRT medication and dropped his flirty lesbian guise. He did this by 'quitting' AQ Worlds forever and giving the account to 'his male cousin' Andy.

With his faux womanhood discarded Andy would go on a frenzy of masturbation and horrid attempts at flirting. Like a mildly retarded child he would not know when to give up and some of the smarter women figured out that he was just a virgin too ugly and depraved for real affection. Others befriended Andy because he would provide them with attention and a stream of generic compliments along with the occasional plea for online romance. He also loves the attention and turns into a [whingy emo faggot on Twitter when people ignore him.[1][2]


Scumbag Andy loves to play dress-up like all the AQ Worlds pros. His inventory is full of shit-tier items and all his sets are terrible. However, Andy Kats surrounds himself with sycophantic lapdogs who will agree with him and compliment his ugly shit for his online-approval. Beweare the wrath of PkerSlayer, for he who disagrees with the colossal faggot will be raged at and threatened. See also; Gallery. Scumbag Andy is still yet to change his character back to a male. He claims this is because female items look better but we all know he just wanks to the female character base. He also denies being homosexual despite flirting heavily with other men while he pretended to be a girl.

On the note of him pretending to be a girl one might notice that both the names 'Adria' and 'Andy' start with the same letter. The two allegedly different people also have the same personality and style of writing. Unfortunately all his friends are fucking stupid and ignore this and everyone else is a desperate virgin like Andy himself.

Also note that his character is a Beta Tester that lacks anything exclusive to the Beta phase of AQ Worlds. He probably bought the account because low-level Beta characters don't just return to AQ Worlds after years of not playing to start burning bucketloads of money on microcurrency.

Andy and the Demonbratt Scandal

Last Thursday Andy the Involuntary Celibate was sitting in a Yulgar instance with an alleged hambeast of a woman under the pseudonym "Demonbratt" or "Demy". He proceeded to /point his character at "her" and started to masturbate from behind his computer when suddenly Deo came into the room dressed in classic Fag Pirate regalia. Being part online-whore Demonbratt proceeded to ditch Andy with his small dick in hand and went to /point at Deo. This did not go well with Andy who finally blew his dismal load just as his eyes fell upon bare Alpha Pirate chest. He screamed with the fury of a thousand abandoned third-wheels and proceeded to cry his heart out on Twitter. Demy jumped on this attention-whoring like a bitch in heat and proceeded to try and repair the gaping wound in our scumbag hero's ego.

A few weeks later Demonbratt pretends to get into a car crash so "she" can pull an Andy, that is to say turn over the account to a "male relative" by the name of "Justin". Unfortunately for him/her/it the ghost of Picosa (Shannon) came back from the internet grave for one last chance to piss in the stew. The drama bomb explodes with the force of a thousand friendzonings and "Justin" disappears.

A few more weeks later a dildo from the AE forums known as "Drean598" started copying taking inspiration from an online-famous artist who proceeded to shit bricks. Andy, desparate for attention called forth an online lynch mob to hang this poor, unfortunate wannabe artist in the name of the online-famous one. See, sucking cock works for Andy. However, none other than Andy's former hundredth e-crush Demonbratt would stand between him and his victim. Sweat dripped down Andy's forehead as he was forced to choose between sucking a cock or being the white knight. His knees gave way as he made his decision and wrapped his tongue around the meat mallet.

Andy cried out as cum spilled from his gob, and proceeded to bombard Demy with the fury only a friendzoned man could muster, claiming it to be "fun" as he played hangman for a wound-up twat too proud to wipe his own ass. By nightfall Andy found himself with one less friend, and proceeded to cry on Twitter about how all his friends were ditchers who left him for no reason.

  • Notice the Jew beak and his terrible taste in clothing.
    Notice the Jew beak and his terrible taste in clothing.
  • Gay for Sephiroth. Also an ugly manlet.
    Gay for Sephiroth. Also an ugly manlet.
  • In west Philadelphia something online tough guy. Also gay for Dark Prototype.
    In west Philadelphia something online tough guy. Also gay for Dark Prototype.
  • Freedom of speech is wrong and ED is evil.
    Freedom of speech is wrong and ED is evil.
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  • Quitting everything forever. Again. 27/01/2013.
    Quitting everything forever. Again. 27/01/2013.
  • Or not. Again. Because AQW all this fag lives for.
    Or not. Again. Because AQW all this fag lives for.
  • "I assure you this was not supposed to be publicized." Andy over sending messages in public on Twitter.
    "I assure you this was not supposed to be publicized." Andy over sending messages in public on Twitter.
  • Translation: Look at me I'm whoring for attention again!
    Translation: Look at me I'm whoring for attention again!
  • Mad about someone in AQW again. Time to say nasty things on Twitter again.
    Mad about someone in AQW again. Time to say nasty things on Twitter again.
  • Not so subtle cry for attention. I can almost taste the angst.
    Not so subtle cry for attention. I can almost taste the angst.
  • Dumped over the internet. Beta as fuck.
    Dumped over the internet. Beta as fuck.
  • Nobody actually likes Andy Kats.
    Nobody actually likes Andy Kats.
  • Sick from sucking so much cock.
    Sick from sucking so much cock.
  • Quitting again? 25/02/2013.
    Quitting again? 25/02/2013.


The Demonbratt Incident About missing Pics
  • Upset over AQW again.
    Upset over AQW again.
  • He demands all the bitches. AND ALL THE BITCHES.
    He demands all the bitches. AND ALL THE BITCHES.
  • "It hurt me badly." Andy over /pointing at other characters.
    "It hurt me badly." Andy over /pointing at other characters.
  • Still crying over AQW because he cannot have ALL THE BITCHES.
    Still crying over AQW because he cannot have ALL THE BITCHES.
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  • Translation: If I'm not the centre of attention you're all bad friends.
    Translation: If I'm not the centre of attention you're all bad friends.
  • Even an online girlfriend cannot sate his hunger. He must have ALL THE BITCHES.
    Even an online girlfriend cannot sate his hunger. He must have ALL THE BITCHES.
  • And so the "she" becomes a "he" Andy-style.
    And so the "she" becomes a "he" Andy-style.
  • Wept returns from the dead for one more dicking.
    Wept returns from the dead for one more dicking.
  • A complete 180 degree turn here. Andy now hates Demy.
    A complete 180 degree turn here. Andy now hates Demy.
  • Out comes the online thug. See the contrast between this and the scumbag on Twitlonger.
    Out comes the online thug. See the contrast between this and the scumbag on Twitlonger.
  • More threats. Better watch out or he might suck your dick too!
    More threats. Better watch out or he might suck your dick too!


* Reki: Shitty pencil artist who likes to think of himself as the Picasso of his generation. Cried tears of blood over both Xusha's death and reanimation, largely because he was profiting from her alleged demise.

  • Shaxi: Shaxi is a twat who lurks on the AE forums and on YouTube, bragging about how much money he throws at AQ Worlds and how much time he spends botting his junk. His videos suck and consist of him doing shit that they explained in the tutorials or shit with bad music behind it.
  •  Wept: A fat slut who sucked Ruhal's dick to get free items. Wept, formerly known as Picosa, enters a parsitic relationship every other month with one lucky member of her harem(full of Alpha Pirates) before dumping him after she gets bored. The only reason her fanboys put up with her mood swings, constant bitching and obnoxiousness is because she has huge tits which experts believe sag like two plastic bags filled with ketchup. Wept has probably fucked more than half the people on this list.
  • Zoroua: A fucking sandnigger who takes it up the ass all day. Zoroua claims to be bisexual but everyone else knows that he's a flaming homosexual who would give his balls to be a permanent fixture in a county prison shower. In his free time Zoroua masturbates to Jeffree Star music videos and 9/11 footage. Notorious twitter whore who makes Wept look like a nun.
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