Talk:789chan

Rewrite plz

This is a really bad article written by a lone, butthurt OhInternet user who lurked on /cwc/ for less than a month before getting banned. Considering how /cwc/ has been contributing great new lolcow articles and Phobos registered just to write this shit article out of spite (welcome to ED), I think this article is entitled to a rewrite by someone who isn't a man who wears skirts and tights. I'll get started. [[User:JEWS|JEWS^✡ 18:07, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

No -NKO 18:08, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

No ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 18:09, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Your problems are very important for us.

• Phobos has been on ED circa 2007.
• We don't have mercy, not even if they helped contributing.
• Yes, phobos' gender identity is weird.
• The article is kinda TL;DR, feel free to improve it.

• but don't fucking remove content you retard. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:10, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I definitely do not plan on removing content from the article unless you consider Phobos' seriously butthurt prose and overuse of memes to be content. Five years of experience here doesn't seem to have helped his writing ability or tolerance to trolling. JEWS^✡ 18:39, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

go ahead. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:41, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Here at Encyclopedia Dramatica we feel deeply about your need to see justice done over the Internet if you will just stay on the line for our assfrustration counselor I can get you to your necessary phone destination. It is our understanding that 789chan sucks nigger cocks and your begging over the fact that you have written some shit ass articles about autistic manchildren (thats new) has swayed us to deny your request. Have a great day and be sure to fly again. -=- Phobos 18:11, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I see that you're still trying hard. JEWS^✡ 18:39, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

[[http:lostsignalweb.net web hosting business] Fix this malformed syntax--C64system 08:26, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Phobos if you want write an article, please make sure that the stuff that you types is at least up to date and relevant--C64system 10:14, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Side image is retarded

Also it fucks up the navbar. Goddamn do you even internet? --Pleaserapemyface 18:27, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

fixed. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:32, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

• The fact that this was done one minute after I posted this makes my opinions feel validated. While we're on the subject of correcting retarded things in this article:

>reqlly
>reqlly
>reqlly
>reqlly

I can understand Phobos being too retarded to proofread, but to be too retarded to even use spellcheck?--Pleaserapemyface 18:34, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

fixed. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:39, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

>Homor's section
>Nothing about Gary Gears

I can't help but feel like this article is completely uninformed and poorly written if it omits such key information. I have serious reason to believe that this article was written by a butthurt, talentless, hack who can't even find all of the juicy bits of information that are obvious to everyone with eyes and reading comprehension. Hell, even Robert Wayne Stiles knew about Gary Gears. This article needs so much work.--Pleaserapemyface 18:51, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

User:JEWS

Ok, your summarisations were ok, but I see how you are slowly (idk if intentionally) deleteting the "bad" references to your chan. Please keep this in mind, don't. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 20:09, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I'm doing my best to keep them in while removing the excessive jokes. For example, Phobos had lined up a bunch of jokes about Seanie, but completely fucked all of them up by mismatching his dox to the jokes. If you can be more specific about where I've removed a "bad" reference to the chan, I'll add it in while keeping the article coherent. JEWS^✡ 20:15, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Speaking of which, is there a smaller version of the {{doxbin}} template? The YTMND screenshot and the giant yellow template make that part of the article as festive as Chris-chan's tennis shirts. JEWS^✡ 20:17, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Merge with the Legi0n article

It might be old and really out of date, but it's better written than this tripe. - Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay 21:12, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

How about no? -=- Phobos 21:14, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Are you going to keep reverting this article to your draft? You're turning a potential Good New Article into a Bad New Article. JEWS^✡ 21:21, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

No you seemed to have misunderstood. This article is locked because of your multiple sock puppet spergs - -=-Phobos 21:23, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Not a sock puppet, sperg. Julaaayyy 21:30, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I did notice that Robert Wayne Stiles himself and TheBeekeeper started editing the article, but you didn't answer my question. Are you going to keep reverting the article? JEWS^✡ 21:33, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

If you keep trying to make some shit ass faggotplex into a land of honey and milk then yes I will. Im phobos. -=- Phobos 21:33, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

"after TODD just had to point out hey they smelled like "fartlunch" AGAIN after third period" What are you in fucking 6th grade? grow a pair and talk like a big boy. - The Zookeeper

Do you smell like fart lunch? -=- Phobos 22:01, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

>Fart lunch

Now that's what I call edgy--Pleaserapemyface 22:15, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Phobos how about we talk like adults. - The Zookeeper

Yeah its about as edgy as your owner banning half of Colorado lol -=- Phobos 22:17, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

>My Owner

Nigga wat? You seem quite frustrated. Also, since there are a lot of tryhard ween trollshielders who have posted on /cwc/ in the past, such as A-Log, Rika, Beekeeper, Atlus and good old Phobos here, would a table work best for listing them out?--Pleaserapemyface 22:22, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

• Maybe we can include a notice about Phobos being in an internet sissy fight with the board. Just a thought. --Monty Burns 22:33, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Lol Dongs

LOL SORRY IS YOUR SITE BANNING EVERYONE HURTING YOUR FEELINGS? -=- Phobos 22:25, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I bet Thailand is the next hotspot for proxies why dont you ban it? - -=- Phobos 22:25, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

The amount of mad here is delicious. I can almost taste the tears--Pleaserapemyface 22:26, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Are those tears included in Seanies ban of fucking everything? - -=- Phobos 22:29, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Well, since that seems to have set you off right now, and is making you go so nuts you keep on leaving comments about the 403, then yes. Yes they are.--Pleaserapemyface 22:33, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Lol thats not me bro youre just gullible. -=- Phobos 22:34, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

What are you expecting? OH PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR CALLING YOU A TRY HARD PHOBOS, WHAT EVER CAN WE DO TO FIX THIS YOU ALMIGHTY GOD OF IRC. - The Zookeeper

Cocks - -=- Phobos 22:42, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

^{I JUST WANT TO SAY}

Offended ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 22:45, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

I actually am offended by the quality of the article. I mean come on, "Fartlunch" and going to bed instead of shitting your pants and doing nothing? That's elementary school tier. Introman's section is just a screencap of a quote that could be summarized by linking to Internet Detective and Homor's section had nothing about Gary Gears or Wacky Dad at first. It is a goddamn travesty and it needs more work instead of constantly reverting to the buttangry draft Phobos made. This article could be so much better and that's why I find it offensive--Pleaserapemyface 00:41, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

This. The article would be good if it was written by someone who didn't lurk 789chan for a week and decide to start the article after getting told in the IRC. Zyklon 07:11, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

But I thought if I used words you eight year olds could understand I could connect with you better :'( -=- Phobos 12:35, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, mad burn bro. So mad. You almost managed to troll Robert as well. And he's extremely hard to troll, you know. Great trollan' brah. Truly. Zyklon 14:48, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Robb is gone and you faggots dont have anyone nearly as funny to replace him with. I didn't troll anyone. I asked a former tranny friend of ADF's what it was like. If that's your definition of trolling than it sort of explains this whole response you faggots have concocted to save face. SAY HI TO IHM FOR ME! -=- Phobos 14:50, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

You're pretty funny. Zyklon 14:52, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

>you faggots dont have anyone nearly as funny to replace him with
Oh yes we do. You can find him in the mirror bro.--Pleaserapemyface 16:33, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Kidding aside, Tinychat spergdown episode was so total and utter 'tism it has more than deserved its place in this article. That shit embarrassed even Homor. Even Homor. Let that sink in. Zyklon 16:19, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Yes, that seriously needs to be in here. It needs it's own section.--Pleaserapemyface 16:33, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Sadly (gladly?) I chose not to associate with that shit, so all I know is all autists got together and by their powers combined they were Captain Aspergers. Then someone said on /cwc/ what everyone though: They were spergs. Then there was a brief /tc/-/cwc/ war and then /tc/ got booted and aspies had to settle for sperging on the board. Did I get it right? Zyklon 16:37, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

That sounds right, but all I saw was the aftermath too.--Pleaserapemyface 16:48, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

To all of you terribly unfunny idiots from 789chan, stop it. You aren't funny or clever. Continued defense in this manner is showing how butthurt you are ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 17:00, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

>implying we haven't seen the Offended page before

Link us to last measure and the Pain series next! JEWS^✡ 17:06, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

>linking to offended
is this 2007? Julaaayyy 17:08, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

>Calling autists autists is now being butthurt

I see. Got banned from WrongPlanet.net? How's that Asperger's treating you?

>continued defense

From what? You and Phobos manually spamming the IRC? Everyone were shitting their pants, bro. Please, take my money, but never spam the IRC again! Zyklon 17:10, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

You're that guy in IRC that kept saying I was butthurt to even the slightest trolling. No you aren't butthurt at all. Clearly the article is correct and causing so much butthurt that's it's already onto day two of the same idiotic trolling. Congratulations 789Chan, you've been told. Let's unprotect the article so you can write in how BUTTHURT you all are ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 17:12, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

The article has enough of Phobos' butthurt as it is. JEWS^✡ 17:14, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

How new to this are you? Why don't you know how to close a <big> tag? You seem to use "summerfag" alot for someone who's editing ED for the first time. JEWS^✡ 17:16, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

	“	<Marforius> They are so mad, this is incredible <Marforius> All I had to do was spam them giving ops to IHM	„
	—Marforius on IRC

^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 17:17, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

I haven't used IRC in like a week, but if that makes you feel like an Epic Troll, sure brah.

	“	LET'S CALL EVERYONE A MEME OR SAY THEY ARE BUTTHURT WHILE THEY TROLL US GUYS IT MAKES US LOOK SMART	„
	—<Marforius>

If your impression of trolling is fucking manually spamming the IRC, I don't even have to say anything here. That sentence alone demonstrates your complete lack of self awareness. Zyklon 17:20, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Watch out guys, Marforius here is clearly an edgy internet badass and a master troll, spamming IRCs by hitting up and enter while linking people to offended. Also making the word butthurt huge. Clearly he should not be messed with.--Pleaserapemyface 17:24, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

The butthurt levels are off the charts ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 17:25, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

...and I quote:

	“	LET'S CALL EVERYONE A MEME OR SAY THEY ARE BUTTHURT WHILE THEY TROLL US GUYS IT MAKES US LOOK SMART	„
	—<Marforius>

Zyklon 17:30, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

And you are obviously emanating all of it Mar. Congrats.--Pleaserapemyface 17:31, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Wow you guys are definitely winning this Internet argument : ) -=- Phobos 17:37, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

The only contributor, phobos,

I have an issue with this. The article has nothing about Introman, the /tc/ shitfest, or had anything about Wacky Dad, and is on the whole incomplete. Other people with a greater knowledge of the site could contribute more than Phobos can. And in fact we've been trying to in our discussions.--Pleaserapemyface 17:36, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

This page has been accessed 2,488 times - Seems like its doing just fine. -=-Phobos 17:37, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

And the general consensus is "It's shit". The Tinychat drama was hilarious. It's a shame you know nothing about it.--Pleaserapemyface 17:38, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

This talk page has been accessed 788 times. Seems like it's only us reading it. JEWS^✡ 17:41, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Then keep reading please. -=- Phobos 17:43, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Meanwhile...

>mad
>implying it's not hilarious since Phobos looks like David Bowie in Labyrinth
that's clearly just a courtesy thing right? I don't think anyone with a computer could be that blind. --Pleaserapemyface 18:04, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

If I remember right David Bowie popped the ladyboner of every woman in the world, made some of the best rock music to ever be seen, and was probably one of the greatest musicians to grace a guiar. Thanks! -=- Phobos 18:08, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

He looks more like the lovechild of Sephiroth and Hey Arnold with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Julaaayyy 18:31, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Wow I'm pretty.

Lol you guys are comparing me to Final Fantasy and a childrens show and the only offensive thing you can come up with is FAS. Fucking lol. -=- Phobos 18:48, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

They are so mad they're going after other pages now :D! ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 18:59, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Didn't Phobos beat us to that when he edited my and Zyklon's user pages? JEWS^✡ 19:10, 30 October 2012 (EDT)

Nope, pretty sure you've all validated your own claim to butthurt ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 22:46, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

protections

Phobos has finished his new version here, so the article has been unprotected. These 789channers are really butthurt offended faggots, so watch for vandalism on this one. ALL VANDALISM WILL BE FOUND REVERTED AND YOU WILL BE BANNED BY A SYSOP SO DONT TRY IT 789CHANNERS.... | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 20:07, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Hi everyone, i'll just leave this here ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 20:11, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Taking it away because that joke was old years ago.--Pleaserapemyface 20:26, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Mfw the first message I left was how to actually genuinely improve the article and then the editors throw a tantrum. If you want to make a Vanity page that musn't be touched, why remove the protection in the first place? Zyklon 20:28, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

would appreciate it if you didn't edit comments on talk pages, at least until you're sure you aren't butthurt, i'm not convinced ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 20:43, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Likewise I would appreciate it if you pointed out where I have edited comments because I do not believe I have done that. Zyklon 20:46, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

@Zyklon You weren't suggesting anything, you were making vague butthurt complaints. Did I or any other sysop/editor say no one could touch this thing? No, because I wouldn't have unprotected it. It was protected because people were vandalizing it and fucking it up. Phobos fixed and improved it and then we unprotected it. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 21:56, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Personally I'm torn between improving the last segment or leaving it as an immortal testament to ween e-peen autofellatio. The latter sounds funnier. But seriously, the article needs a decent section about /tc/. Preferably with screencaps of the shotgun entering the heroin addicts pooper. --Pleaserapemyface 22:59, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Then add it, butthurt faggots ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 23:06, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

attention

You all format wikimarkup like you're butthurt, stop it immediately. I have cleaned up this page. Don't let it happen again, it's not rocket science. ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 22:46, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

You would think that butthurt wikimarkup would involve making everything as <big> as possible and then forget to close the tag due to blind impotent rage rather than forgetting a few indents --Pleaserapemyface 23:11, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Nope, but I still like the consideration that you admit to being butthurt every single comment. As the butthurt grows eventually this talk page will be almost as good as the article itself; as is the order of things ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 23:18, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Ah yes, and as I thought you are an undereducated faggot. that can't even pipe. While I did some extensive e-investigating into my usage of the <big> tag, it appears you are incorrect, butthurt, and reaching to new lows to troll. Did I mention you vandalizing more comments on the talk page? Congratulations again, 789Chan you've been told! ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 23:25, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

"789Chan you've been told!"? You're acting like a faggot on purpose, right? --Razputin 23:40, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

Both sides are fucking butthurt, now calm the fuck down faggot. The Zookeeper 23:44, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

I fail to see how my jimmies are rustled by this at all, quite to the contrary you are being very amusing. ^{----☬ℳarforius☬} Offended? _{SEA OF PISS} 23:46, 1 November 2012 (EDT)

why are you guys so edgy chill out and discuss improvements/changes calmly k | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 00:03, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

HOW DARE U MAKE FUN OV 789 CHAN?1

• DONT U KNOW THAT IT'S OWNER MAKED DA BEST WEBCOMIC EVER?!

JENFFERS SHOW!!! IT'S FUCKING GLORIOUS!!! oddguy 17:41, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Chanfags

Why do all these fags think they can start up a chan and have it be a success??

They should have learned by now that owning a chan outside of 4chan is fucking stupid, see 94chan as an example.

Do people even post on this site?? I went on it once and the shit chan was dead as fuck. #TFWNOQTGF 01:42, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

>username came from a Krautchan meme JEWS^✡ 01:57, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Mike the Great 03:00, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

>username is overused meme >using meme arrows >trying to defend the pride of channers >not making any points >2012 ISHYGDDT

Hey, we're still more lively and notable than 7chan is nowadays, amirite. - 09:30, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

> Owning a chan outside of 4chan is fucking stupid.
Yeah cause 4chan is super duper good,yano. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 15:10, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

>Not running more than one major imageboard on the internet at a time

>2012

My sides are currently near Deimos (ba dum tish) - 20:42, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

No, not at all. In fact they pretty much utterly demolish you as far as traffic check this That line that's twice as high as 7chan is ED. that line in the middle is 7chan. 789chan doesn't get a line. So few people care, Alexa doesn't even bother drawing the line for it. Mike the Great (talk) 21:14, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

8===o

THIS

It reeks of self written drivel. I would go as far as to say that Sean wrote it himself in an effort to get his pathetic chan webpage more views. It's not a bad article by any means, I just don't see what's so worth talking about. I've seen plenty of autistic people. What makes him so intriguing?

Why would Sean want to make himself look like a gigantic faggot though? --KrouseMD 13:29, 11 November 2012 (EST)

It's simple. Attention. If he truly suffers from Aspergers, maybe he wants attention, no matter if it's good or bad. Dildo Baggins 19:22, 12 November 2012 (EST)

Shhh don't give Sean any ideas now or he might attempt to turn all this around by saying 789chan's buttfrustration was all a massive troll so he could get more traffic! --KrouseMD 19:10, 13 November 2012 (EST)

Why do you feel the need to spam 789? I just don't get it. Nothing all that funny has come out of it. The whole point of trolling is to get interesting, funny, and endearing content. We have to use captcha now. That's it. All you're doing is mildly inconveniencing a website that's going to shut down in a few months anyway. I'm sure ED will follow suit. Neither site is currently creating any interesting content. Now, could you please take 789 out of "the cancer that is killing /b/" category? You're embarrassing yourselves. You all sound exactly like the "Troll Posse" spamming =/= trolling spamming = Kimmo Alm — Preceding comment added by Ween (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

If it annoys them, it's trolling. -Gray 07:16, 17 November 2012 (EST)

mfw I check /cwc/ about once a day and haven't noticed any spam. Also, with Tinychat autism covered, this article is already much more entertaining. Zyklon 07:36, 17 November 2012 (EST)

Hey guys whats da update? SeanieB closed 789chan. Time to rev up them updates. --KrouseMD 04:19, 21 November 2012 (EST)

Updated. There's more, but really it's just manchildren being mad at manchildren nobody's interested in reading about. Zyklon 08:19, 21 November 2012 (EST)

LOL

DIPSHITTED LOSERS

--M@ggi ====> 15:32, 14 December 2012 (EST)

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