So I moved to the Yukon

One does not simply "move" to the Yukon.

So I moved to the Yukon is an old meme based off Calvin & Hobbes comics. "Why the fuck would anyone want to move to the Yukon," you might ask. Maybe because it's really famous as a meme. I don't know, so I moved to the Yukon.

The meme itself

Write down a simple fact or reason, and have it followed by "so I moved to the Yukon", even if you don't want to.
Note: you can substitute the with teh if you're a complete badass.

Examples

1. Hitler killed a lot of jews so I moved to the Yukon.
2. I couldn't get any ass so I moved to the Yukon.
3. I learned that pussies don't grow on trees so I moved to the Yukon.
4. I boned your mom so I moved to the Yukon.
5. A dog ate one of my uncle's testicles so I moved to the Yukon.
6. I found out that Jesus totally gets laid every night so I moved to the Yukon.
7. I got made fun of on LJ so I moved to the Yukon.
8. I found out that anal sex chaps your dick so I moved to teh Yukon (badass version).
9. I realized that anything goes on ED so I moved to the Yukon.
10. Global warming was making me sweaty so I moved to the Yukon.
11. Peter Jennings died so I moved to the Yukon.
12. I got stoned and listened to Evanescence so I moved to the Yukon
13. Jimmy loves the cock so I moved to the Yukon
14. I forgot how to cat so I moved to the Yukon
15. I got locked out of the house so I moved to the Yukon
16. I pissed on my foot so I moved to the Yukon
17. ED crashed so i moved to the Yukon

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