Smartness Cafe

(((Smartness Cafe))) is a “male” Ancap Jew and he is from North Carolina and well known Autist. He spends most of his day looking at Wiki Feet while focusing himself on not masturbating to the feet of the K-Pop women he stalks.

Worlds Saddest Faggot

He is a fat “man-child” who makes Jupiter look like a molecule in comparison. Becuase this he is a Incel who could not get a girlfriend even if he promised to get a job and give her 110% of his income. The problem though is that he is also jobless due to him being about as intelligent as the rocks he has been collecting in his room. And he is about physically capable as a 5th degree burn victim. Also his face looks like he has been in 12 motor accidents and got dropped in a vat of the most potent acid in the universe.

Yellow Foot Fever

(((Smartness Cafe))) is also known for having a rabid obsession with asian women that he decorates his wall with known as the Great Wall of Asians. Yet somehow he seems to be able to not masturbate however it is doubtful that this is the case since he has a shitton of asian women that he spams all over Instagram group chats and Discord servers. It is known as his Gook Collection. He also says that these asian women essentially saved his life by giving him Gay-Pop which was what prevented him from killing himself in High School. Which is probably the saddest part of his existence. It is also suspected that he is a Pedophile due to him liking asian women seemingly more than anything in the world. He also is constantly on Reddits K-Feets section and Wiki Feet articles about his asian waifus. He also claims to not be a Weeaboo because he doesn’t like Anime and shrieks about how he is a Koreaboo not a Weeaboo.

Fake Jew

While (((Smartness Cafe))) claims to be a Jew this has came into question multiple times because of him being a Messyanic “Jew”. Basically a Messyanic “Jew” is someone who claims to be a Jew and yet worships Jesus. Although he seems to be a Fake Jew given the extent of Jewery in the world it is probably best to gas him just to be on the safe side. Also he seems to be infected due to his promotion of racemixing.

Anarcho-Crapitalism

As well as this he follows the Jew (((Murray Rothbard))) and his philosophy of Anarcho-Crapitalism. Due to this you can commonly find this “man’ screeching about Taxes even though he has worked way less than the average member of Antifa. And also at the top of his lungs it is common for him to reeeeeeee about how the gubimint does everything wrong because they won’t let him purchase asian women and how modern Crapitalism is really Corporatism. This is probably due to the fact that he has Autism and although he claims to have a 113 IQ his beliefs would say otherwise.