Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Skeptic

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Skeptics on JewTube are a circlejerk of " intellectuals" who make godawful " Feminist Rekt" videos. They all come from various backgrounds, proving that their diverse ideology is universal are all poor white Nice guys (Yes, even the women). They have no skills, education, personality, wit, charm, or basically any factor that would make them employable, so they live with their parents and spend all day shouting into their laptop microphone. They claim to be the smartest people on the internet, while proven time and time again that they're dumb as rocks. Despite this, a handful somehow convinced hundreds of thousands of people to subscribe to their shitty videos, and among these, a special handful fund them on Patreon.

Skeptics (sometimes spelled sceptics) got their start on YouTube pwning Christfags, but nobody cared because everybody already hated Christians in 2008. In these early days, most of these skeptics spent their time sucking the dick of the "Four Horsemen" of atheism. The movement took a sharp turn when Feminism became the new big thing. These noble crusaders rose to the challenge, and soon, everyone was just rolling in the YouTube money. Problem was, it was so easy to do, that soon at least 100 channels started saturating the market. A few key characters came out on top, and everybody else had to bend over for even a chance at sniffing online fame.

When all the feminists got rekt, some skeptics took on a new foe: the alt-right. Unfortunately, they didn't know jack, and these " Intellectual giants" got their teeth kicked in by a few skinheads, and there was much rejoicing. Nowadays, the skeptics have gone back to low-hanging fruit, and hopefully they'll die off in a couple of years.

List of "skeptics"

  • Sargon of Akkad, aka "Don Sargone", The Stepfather, Soygon, Sargoy, Soygoy of Cuckad, Akkuck, or Hardon for Assad, etc., Carl Benjamin, is the Don of the YouTube. His capos (the other skeptics) report to him because he is a man of principle he has a British accent. He is best known for knowingly hitting on a trap, being an actual cuckold, saying " it depends on the child", being smug af, among others. If you cross him, he will put you in the ground flounder around like the dunce that he is.
  • Armoured Skeptic, Gregory Fluhrer, perhaps the only man on YouTube with a bigger ego than Sargon. He sticks to pwning Christfags because he's too stupid to pwn feminists. He also reviews movies, just like everyone on YouTube and their dogs. He is in a hardcore BDSM relationship with his girlfriend
  • Bearing, Patrick Connelly, an Aussie who behaves like cunt and pretends that's endearing. All the feminists he pwns are like 14.
  • Blaire White, the token trap. Yes, even the women who the skeptics manage to wrangle into their posse are still white men.
  • NateTalksToYou, Nathan Drakely. A paragon of milk-toastness, a waste of air, and an all-around sad human being.
  • Jaclyn Glenn, so un-noteworthy that even Sargoy doesn't know who she is. I assume her 700,000 subscribers are a pack of edgy teenagers who subscribed for her anti-Jesus videos back in 2013, which even at that time she was late to the party. She's now an Essjay dubbiu
  • Kraut and Tea, Joseph Lancaster, fake Brit and Commander of the Skeptical Armed Forces. He led Pickett's Charge against the alt-right, and fell flat on his face. It was later uncovered that he ran counterintelligence measures gay ops against everyone who disagreed with him. Also, he likes vibrating nipple-clamps. Ashamed, he drove himself off the internet.
  • TL;DR, read "Til Deer", a gay furry who likes to pretend he's above all the other skeptics (guess what, you're retarded)
  • MrRepzion, Daniel Sulzbach, a man so unappealing that he has had to claw his way into YouTube fame, boosted only by clickbait and the Amazing Atheist. He makes a living by selling his dirty underwear to his 3 fans, none of which are female or above the age of 13.
  • MundaneMatt, Matt Jarbo, DarksydePhil's older brother. Single-handedly responsible for GamerGate and for getting Donald Trump elected, Matt was exposed as a slimy individual who flags down anyone who makes fun of him.
  • Undoomed. Despite the admittedly sexy voice, he's a slender-man clone.
  • Harmful Opinions. Has autism.
  • Computing Forever, Dave Cullen. As a ginger, he has no soul, and as an Irishman, he has no inherent worth. Everyone else will go to heaven or hell, but Dave is just a pile of dust that will fade away from existence.
  • Naked Ape. Couldn't get pussy, so he takes it up the butt in hopes that some guy will have the courtesy to at least give him a handy afterwards.
  • Bunty King, a sand nigger who has admitted to being a cuck and eating poop. Nice.
  • Barbara4u2c. A Cam whore who decided to seize the open female skeptic market. Turns out the skeptic audience was interested in marginally-attractive blonde foreign women.

See also

Skeptic
is part of a series on
Anti-SJWs/Skeptics

[ Bluepilled Own the libs ]

Mister MetokurPaul Joseph WatsonSargon of AkkadNo BullshitTheRalphRetortInfowarsKeemstarMundaneMattSteven CrowderXRazorfistxMumkey JonesCount DankulaThe Rebel MediaThe Right StuffReturn of KingsRoosh VJesse Lee PetersonTommy SotomayorHunter AvalloneThe PholosopherAndy Warski

The Skeptfags

Armoured SkepticTheAmazingAtheistMrRepzionNateTalksToYouThunderf00tShoe0nHeadJaclyn GlennHarmful OpinionsMiss MisaUndoomedBearingIrate Bear

Tradthots

Aydin PaladinLauren SouthernBrittany VentiCandace Owens

Former SJWs

Laci GreenWalkAwayBlack chick

Enemies

Franchesca RamseyBuzzfeedSafiya NygaardJulia AlexanderFake NewsRiley DennisMilo StewartVICEVox MediaYouTubeMTVPolygonEABen KucheraCNNBlackLivesMatterSteve ShivesQuinton ReviewsLindsay EllisKotakuCarlos MazaTrevor NoahMonica RialSamantha BeeJimmy KimmelTony GoldmarkDoug WalkerTara Strong

Traps

Blaire WhiteMiss LondonRiley DennisEden The DollContraPointsElla GrantTheryn Meyer

Alt-Right Faggotry

Richard SpencerWhoreMillennial WoesLauren Chen

Comicsgate

Diversity & ComicsJeremy HamblyClownfish TVComicsgateYoutube nobody

Shunned for Faggotry

Kraut and TeaSargon of AkkadMundaneMattBunty KingTranime GirlJoy VillaIan Miles CheongTonka SawAtheism is unstoppable