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Sean Kelly

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Paedophile

Sean Kelly is an Irish paedophile from a town called Athlone. He used to be a member of Boards.ie and went by the handle "Seaneh", but was permabanned for being aggressive and abusive towards other members.

Background

Sean was born in Athlone, but he currently lives in Artane, Dublin and attends the National University of Ireland in Maynooth. He's supports local football club Athlone Town. He also supports Italian club A.C. Milan, for some reason.

Boards.ie

Sean joined Boards.ie in 2001 to learn and share knowledge about computer games, but gradually he became one of the forum's biggest assholes on the message board with his condescending style of posting. He would often make subtitle references about his travels across the world and imply that this makes more knowledgeable than other posters because of it.

He used to be an admin, but was probably demoted for not being politically correct enough, as he would often launch ad hominem attacks on other posters, particularly if they defend Israel or criticise his beloved Palestinians.

He was permabanned in July 2014, which was a long time coming but due to Boards.ie's left wing leanings, Seaneh has gotten many get out of jail cards, while a right wing poster would get permanently banned for next to nothing.

Health

Sean suffers from cerebral venous sinus thrombosis.

Political Views

Sean is a Muslim-sympathizer. The reason why he has this Middle-Eastern romanticism complex is because he empathises with the paedophilia culture within the Islamic world. This is also the reason why he opposes Israel, as the Israeli government are annexing precious land where he and his Arab comrades can rape children in.

Religious Views

Sean is a Christian. Not only is he too stupid to realise God doesn't exist, but the Muslim paedophiles he sympathizes with also occupy part of his prophet's homeland, but Sean's bond with his fellow paedophiles obviously outweighs his Christian beliefs.


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