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Scrambles

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
This person is a fierce alcoholic

You can help by sending them pamphlets and donating your liver.

Scrambles/Corpse Tail

John Marcos aka Scrambles Skunk or Corpse Tail (as he is nicknamed by other furfags) is not your typical cringe furfag Aspie with freakish fetishes including fucking diseased hookers in ghettos, jacking off to snuff and vore, it has also been assumed that he has hillbilly secks within a trailer involving his mother/sister. While this sounds like your typical white trash furfag, but when you slap on daddy issues, extreme drug dependency by his mother, and Autism and you get a desperate psychotic self hating SJW. He's currently 30 and still takes orders from his mother because he is too much of a failure to find his own path in life. He has shoved whips up his ass in hopes of attracting someone more desperate than himself and plays with skeletons and ball gags. He frequents the furry convention Texas Furry Fiesta where he begs for a room every year and sleeps on his homemade mascot outfit with a tail the size of a body bag. His refusal to shower is very likely where the alias Corpse Tail came from since he doesn't shower unless he is nagged enough and his room has enough cat shit in it to be considered a bio-hazard and frequently beats, chokes, throws and otherwise tortures his cats, and he thinks this is okay. He has lashed out on people over the smallest of things and hates conforming to social norms. Scrambles has never had a job in his life and has no skills whatsoever, fast food places will not hire him as nobody wants to smell a dead body walking around. His mother did enough drugs when pregnant with him that his intelligence is fairly low and he lacks the capacity to reason which has gotten him jumped by niggers. He is so dependent on his mother because of insecurities that if she told him to jump off a bridge he'd probably do it. He stays shut in all the time because society scares him too much that even the tamest of movies scares him to the point of panic attacks. Scrambles J Skunk rapes his cats because no self respecting woman would touch him with a stolen dick.