Scatdemon and beekr

scantydaemon along with their equally retarded partner in crime, beekler, are the saviors of the cesspool that is Instagram. Along with being potent SJWs, they are also fictionkin, rounding up more autism points for the both of them. Their posts tend to consist of feeling sorry for themselves, mixed with improper grammar and emojis instead of actual words, resembling that of a caveman. They love to stir up drama within their community of equally delusional retards and contemplate ending their life.

@beekler

@beekler is clearly the most pathetic of the duo, as they make several posts in which they feel sorry for themselves, and are undoubtedly a sub in bed, but would most likely be a piss poor partner, explaining why they are currently single. They are a proud advocate of SammyClassicSonicFan, and will defend him to their dismal dark Floridian grave, despite his public past in homophobia, and questionable social thoughts. It can be assumed that they are just another bratty fifteen year old keeping in mind they cannot choose if they would like a hot air balloon ride at their birthday party or not. On the subject of bratty fifteen year olds, they are also a fan of Invader Zim, devoting their life to the show and likely is in possession of a Gaz body pillow. It is from this study that we can conclude that the 'RAWR XD' GIR fans in their evolved state is just as cancerous as their original form.

They are quick to judge you if you say 'retard', however they're quick to shrug off rape jokes as long as it's in their favorite comic book series (Coincidentally, it is another Jhonen Vasquez monstrosity).When it comes to fictionkin, they are under a delusion that they are Smurfette from The Smurfs, having memories of being a small blue creature and sharing them out in the open for everyone the gawk at. @beekler has also convinced their partner in retardation, @scantydaemon, that they are also a smurf - specifically Vanity Smurf. This started a chain reaction called a 'kin trend' in their local Instagram 'tard brigade, where everyone they know decided that, they too, were a smurf. 'Smurfegedon', scientists are calling it, made everyone look more infantile than we ever could have imagined.The local delusionist at your mental ward could not fathom such an event in their wildest feverdreams

@scantydaemon

As we've already learned thus far, the two are truly the second coming of Stalin and Hitler, except this time they're lovers. Now, don't get too excited about this homosexual being a smurf, he also believes hes Pico from Boku No Pico. Making him a fgt who likes fapping to pedophilia in his spare time. He also claimed, for three months, he was Grimace, the purple mascot from the McDonalds franchise. He is a lost caue wandering about looking for acceptance, but if you don't accept him right away he will make a list of "receipts' about you even though he has only known you for a minute. Take note that he claims being heterosexual, but kins with Rainbow Quartz, who has no personality or traits beyond being formed by homosexuality and spite, oddly making a lot of sense. It is clear that he wants to be part of the one percent, as hinted at by his 'aesthetic' posts of attractive women wearing expensive jewelry, foreshadowing his future as a sociopathic stalker.

Beyond thinking he is the spawn of god himself, sent down to rule the lands, he is also inncredinly edgy, as seen by one of his famous quotes, "You fucking edgy piece of shit can you keep my name out of your god damn mouth you think your funny but your acting like a brat lol just get over the fact that everyone likes me more than you and your little girlfriend [REDACTED]." Note "grimaces" use of poor grammar and loss of punctuation. This is his normal form of speaking, those he talks to may need to attempt grunting to stay in contact with him. As pathetic and hilarious as these things are, he is also a massive hypocrite, we can only assume he gained this from his fuck buddy beekler. He has pathetically given people problems for using the word 'retard' (probably hitting close to home), yet enjoys harassing autistic people on Instagram with his poor use of memes.

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