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Sandra Negron
Across the globe, millions of people are fucking, have fucked and/or about to be sticking one of their orifices into someone else's orifice. When either condoms are not used inconjunction with a lack of common sense or someone flat out lies and says o rly I have herpes?, we can all be assured that with the greatest indiscretion everyone on the Internet will know you gave somebody else the herp. The sad thing is if you cut off her head and replaced it with say Linetrap you'd have win and fuckability. Yet with her nasty spic face that screams, "I CAN ENDS YOUR IRC" there is no way that fapping could take place to this abomination of an internet whore.
I don't know sandra negron but she is famous around scranton. I heard her name pop up at the local bar, I kind of feel bad for her current boy friend. My uncle knows him personally. I saw the video. It was short but she is grunting like a pig bitch that she is and telling the guy to push it all the way in her ass. I think I would kill a bitch who gave me herpes and act like she did not know she had this. I think those latina woman are a good lay but that is it. I would never marry one or bring one home. But I can't think for all men. Good luck to all folks with herpes,
And this, my friends, is the e-life story of Sandra Negron.
Rants and Herp
—Sandra's alleged response when confronted for spreading STD's | ||
So what ended up going down originally started as a shitty thread posted by some fag named Jason Polanco (otherwise known as [email protected]) in the Scranton Craigslist, which is a spot for politicfags and the like to trade back Internet tough guy messages of how everyone is going to sue everybody else for some slanderous statement somebody made about somebody's wife being fucked in the ass with a can of Red Bull.
What looks like the friend of somebody who fucked this girl could actually turn out to be the person who did fuck that girl but just didn't want to admit it on the internet, we will never know. Since the identity of the person who contracted said herpes can't be verified (the poster claims it is a person named Jose U.) it is safe to say that Tom Serson is the culprit, since he is stupid and everyone knows he is a furry.
What we have is not one but two kinds of herpes inflicted on who we will refer to as "Herpboy", only known as Jose U, which are oral and genital herpes. Everyone knows that only fat girls have oral herpes since they suck so much dick, but IRL the genital herpes belongs to the hot and faux-hot, like Taylor Swift and Paris Hilton. Since we all are aware of Paris' herpes issue, we can assume that she gave it to Sandra first.
Enter The Dragon... er, Lawyer
Now we have Joseph Gallagher, lawyer extrordinaire entering the picture.
What we have so far is that she met him in the M4M section of Craigslist posing as a transvestite with a plastic penis. After it was determined that the penis was detachable and could be used as a substitute for the missing leg, our hero lawyer decided ahh what the hell, LET'S GET HERPES!!!
Evidence suggests Joseph is related to the drummer from Def Leppard, owing to rumors that he has only one leg. We're not sure if this is his penis or just a mosquito leg but either way, that's lol. This is her sugar daddy who apparently she got knocked up by, and that means he is definitely a lawyer since lawyers have lots of money and every lawyer has one leg.
—Jason Polanco, forgetting how to spell (HOW CAN I HAS ONE?) | ||
Cornholio... With Avon
After much internet detective work, our heroinfag author was able to locate the porn video of Sandra taking a dick up the ass with what appears to be Avon lotion being used as a lubricant. The only reason we deduce this is Avon is due to our lovely protagonist CL poster referring to her as such; "I have an anal sex tape of her and my boy JU. He is giving it to her up her rectum with avon hand lotion. I will send it to anyone who wish to see it. The video is from March 2009." Up her rectum? Since when did anyone ever describe assfucking as "giving it to her up her rectum"?
- Avon lotion? Check
- IMA GIVING IT TO HER UP HER RECTUM
- ????
- Herpes!!!
Facts or Lies, Who Knows?
The following can be garnered from internet detective work (or blowing heroin). She:
- is a devil woman lesbian who has herpes.
- was knocked up by a 48 year old lawyer with one leg.
- has been fucked in the ass with Avon lotion by Herpboy.
- is a spic. A dirty one too, who fucks one-legged lawyers.
- had her nose broken for lying in a relationship.
- loves drugs, particularly cock.
- has three kids, all by different guys that live in Ecuador, San Andreas and Niggerland.
Classmates.com
She pissed off someone bad enough that they created an undeletable account on Classmates.com with the name Sandra Herpes Negron. Since it seems she graduated from Scranton Technical High School in 1980, we can conclude that she's a burnt-out cougar who forgot she's supposed to be fucking young boys like Mary Kay Letorrneau instead of passing herpes out like bread at the soup kitchen.
Even more interesting is the discovery that some people on ED's mailing list would actually fap to this woman, who again has GENITAL AND ORAL HERPES and apparently must be stopped, or some shit.
ED's Mailing List Weighs In
—The Ham, not realizing he just admitted to wanting a nasty ass e-whore | ||
Question of the day; Would you fap to that? BTW feel free to email and make fun of anyone who said they would fuck Sandra, vandalism of their user page is also acceptible.
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Actual Post
Sandra I. Negron, Joseph Gallagher the lawyer gave my friend Genital and oral herpes. All she said to him was fuck you... welcome to the club when he confronted her." She is a devil woman. A lesbian too because she was curious that one time, according to her. she is a high school drop out, can not have an educational conversation because she is not smarter than a 2nd grader. Does anyone know this lawyer ? she said he is 48 yrs old and has one leg. she is a suicidal bitch always on anti depressant drugs. I think she has some sense because she is pregnant from this guy Joseph gallagher, now, she will be well taken care of and never have to work again. Her way out of poverty. She is from NYC we all know her as deep throat sandra and anal sex sandra. I have an anal sex tape of her and my boy JU . He is giving it to her up her rectum with avon hand lotion. I will send it to anyone who wish to see it. The video is from March 2009. Hello Everyone: I am writing to let you know how much of a slut Joseph Gallagher's pregnant Puerto- Rican girlfriend is. FIRST of all she is nothing but a HIGH SCHOOL drop out that always looked for men with money or status to take care of her. She can not hold up an intellectual conversation with anyone----she has no education. SECOND, she gave my friend Jose U. genital and oral "HERPES" and all she said when he confronted her was "fuck you welcome to the club". THIRD, she is a suicidal bitch who is always on anti depression drugs. She has tried to kill her self more than once. Please pardon me for being so blunt, but SANDRA NEGRON needs to be stopped! She has cheated on all her previous relationships because that's who she is. Her children's father broke her nose for cheating on him repeatedly. Another time he broke her ankle. She was pregnant by my friend Jose U. early this year then had an abortion right before hooking up with Joseph Gallagher. She met him on-line and made him think she was the virgin Mary, but she has a sexual history a mile long (literary). I just need to expose Sandra Negron and let everyone know who she really is. When you meet her just analyze her and you will see she is a nut job. I would be embarrassed to be in Joe Gallagher's shoes. Why would someone date someone that have nothing in common is beyond me. I am very upset because Jose U. is like a brother to me and what she did is evil. She just goes around giving "HERPES" as if it were hotcakes. My friend Jose U. freaks out all the time he gets an outbreak. Sandra is the devil in a woman's form. She should tell her lovers that she has "GENITAL AND ORAL HERPES" and not wait until she gets them sick and say " I swear I did not know I had this" and start to cry. She blames her children's father, but she got him sick too. She needs to be honest with her Johns before someone really hurts her. she won the lottery with Joe the lawyer--- her free ticket out of poverty. No more work just stay at home mom while poor Joe works and takes care of her and her 3 kids. I know he will try to defend her and say this is all gossip but here in NYC we know who she is and she will never change. " Can't teach and old dog new tricks " PS. I know J.U. made a porno tape with her on his cell phone on March 2009 I will mail anyone a copy. take care. Please if you know Sandra I. Negron or her lawyer boyfriend Joseph Gallagher I think he has on leg. Scranton is not that big. Please pass this message to other. JR