Rocketman

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Rocketman is a transgender beta cuck bear male from IMDB's The_Soapbox.

Rocketman hosts a Tinychat where he sucks the cock of the men who cuckold him.


Rocketman's Strange Ever-Changing Appearance

Rocketman's alcoholism, addiction to cocaine, and testosterone supplements have caused his body to change rapidly and take the form of many physical appearances since he began IMDB. He is a shapeshifter with reptilian abilities to regenerate, similar to the T-1000. Currently, his regeneration abilities are weakening giving him the appearance of a 62-year-old man in a 24-year-old's body. Rocketman has has taken the face of Anna-Sophia Robb, Michael Cera, Chaz Bono, Trace Adkins, Micheal Keaton, Jonah Hill, Paul Reiser, Will Ferrell, Sydney Pollack, Albert Brooks, Nick Frost, and John C. Reilly.

The Many Faces of Rocketman

Rocketman's Tinychat & Cybers

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Rocketman and Monicah: A Cyber Love Story

Rocketman doesn't know the first clue about advertising. He's the only person who advertises his Tinychat room on the forum, only to prevent people from coming in with a password. It's the equivalent of seeing a commercial for used cars and then driving down to the lot, and they have guards at the gate shooting customers on site. The whole purpose of advertising is to draw people in, douche.

Rocketman loves to dox in his room. He doxxes all day long.

Rocketman is suspected of cybering numerous people, most notably Monicah, who currently is a paid phone sex girl. Monicah is a disappointment to her father Danny Trejo, with whom she bears a striking resemblance.

Gwnyc, notorious doxxer, is banned from the forum yet somehow manages to come in Rocket's room when he advertises which proves she lurks the board all day.

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