Rave Match
Rave Match is a site where ravers seek out partners for anonymous anal sex. The users of the site are old men looking for 16 year old girls. Sadly for the men, the "girls" are actually other old men.
In AD 2006, war was beginning
In Feburary of 2006, a war between the righteous armies of the New Rave Order, led by Supreme Commander Donut (with assistance from the GNAA and free agent Colonel Zarr), and the pedophiliac denizens of Rave Match has begun. In the opening salvo, NRO decimated the Rave Match defenders and stood in an excellent position to effectively repel any counterattack.
A cease fire was arranged through negotiation between Supreme Commander Donut and a Rave Match diplomat, The Lady LaLa, to deal with the threat of the notorious ass pirate Cristian Paduraru. It is unknown at this time whether this will be a temporary alliance or a lasting peace.
The Aftermath
In the wake of the invasion and subsequent demoralization of the Rave Match community, Rave Match has suffered from scandals that have resulted in supposed police monitoring. Rumors have led to many viewing the RM website as a child pornography environment and a playground for organizing sexual encounters between young girls and grown men.
As of the time of this writing, Supreme Commander Donut has retired from New Rave Order over dissatisfaction with the Order's slack governance. Colonel Zarr has since been promoted at NRO to moderator and remains in charge of all future conflicts, though Ravematchers have long since given up trespassing on the NRO boards.
At Rave Match, the "sloth" presently remains a virgin.
Dark Days
Posted circa June 4th on the Rave Match.com website was the following message:
—brb, fbi |
Ravematch Post-War System Fails
Ravematch.com collapsed after that message, presumably after the arrest of its leadership on CP charges. Survivors have been forced into MySpace, and have migrated to other messageboards.
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