Psfights
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
Psfights for Pure Street fights forum, is a web based forum on the subject of all forms of combat. The daily posts keep tens of readers entertained. All the posters are secretly repressed homosexuals.
User Base
Seangannon
Of all the homosexuals on the psfights forums (Which is everybody), he is the only open one. Slowly spreading his AIDS-infested idealogy onto fellow forumers. Has already engaged in gay sex with Ichee, shaun the machine, and y2kstang. The following sex acts are regularly commited among the three every weekend: Anilingus, Coprophagy, and Anal Intercourse.
Killer of Pride
Overweight Asian guy, secretly has a gay relationship with Wolf1. They were supposed to meet to fight, but when they met in person they both realized they had toddler-sized dicks. So they held each other for an hour, then 69'ed for an additional three hours. Wolf1 was quoted as saying afterwards, "That was the closest to Heaven I'll ever be" and that "Killer of Pride's dick tastes better than my daughter's menstrual discharge!". And we all know how much he loves to eat that.
Shaun the machine/Spurs Craig
Is secretly the same person, although so overweight he is equivalent to two people. Hence why he had to make two accounts, psfights accounts have a 500 pound maximum limit.
Ichee
Ever see the Dave Chappelle skit with the blind black White supremacist? That is the best way to describe Ichee. Suffers from Nigger Denial. Widely hated on the forums due to him talking shit in every single post he makes.
Wolf1
His extreme stupidity and pathological lies have brought him to the forefront of the entertainment industry, he has featured on both Jay Leno's and Conan O'Brien's talk shows respectively and is now in the midst of creating an auto-biographical film with Paramount productions. He sexually solicits his wife and kids in exchange for Internet access. Then brags on the forums about how rich he is.
Tha Iceman
With a count of nearly 60 posts per day, The Iceman spends most of his week browsing the internet for mildly amusing pictures to post in response to critical attacks or 'flames'. The iceman is also renowned for his ability to pull the race card at the most opportune moments to make the most of his African heritage. Iceman is now threatening to quit psfights due to some weak ass racist comments.
Baby Phat
Accidentally stumbled across psfights while looking for the O.C. fan club. Due to the high percentage of male members Baby Phat found the attention she seeks in her life and hasn’t left psfights since, although she does her best to convert the subject matter in all the threads from fighting, abuse, violent accidents, sexual promiscuity and racism to emotional talk, her periods and how much she loves the O.C.
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