Operation: Fat Fuck

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Late on the evening of September 7, 2009 and well into September 8th, /b/ broke free from its own cancer and joined together in what could be described as an orgy of lulz as they set out to viciously raid and ruin the life of a fat, retarded redneck named Steele Richardson. It was dubbed by the raiders as Operation: Fat Fuck, also known as Operation: Bobby Hill — given the target's uncanny resemblance to Hank Hill's portly, dimwitted son.

Crimes Against Humani-/b/

File:Bobby Hill gay.jpg

Bobby Hill, self obsessed homo.

One wonders what would enrage /b/tards to the point that they'd mercilessly rage upon a 16-year-old boy from the shithole backwaters of the otherwise fine state of North Carolina. Long story short, it was /b/'s hatred for the ignorance and, well, do they ever need a reason? Someone had stumbled upon Steele Richardson's Jewtube account, richardson701, where the weight-challenged Wild Bill posted videos teaching people how to properly chew tobacco, or "dip". Annoyed by the slow, stupid drawl of the hick, the /b/tard posted a link to the video in a RAGE thread, and comments were made on YouTube insulting the inbred jackass. Supremely butthurt and feeling the urge to become an internet tough guy, he told Anon that if they had a problem with him, to get the fuck off the computer and fight him, man to Bobby Hill. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO DROP HIS OWN DOX, including his home address, followed by his phone number, just in case people needed turn by turn directions. What he didn't anticipate, however, was that he was inviting a clusterfuck of epic proportions that would plague him and his family all night long.

The Original Videos

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	“	Grizzly mint baby, all day long.	„
	—Bobby "Steele" Hill

	“	...stick it in our assholes and shit...	„
	—Bobby "Steele" Hill

	“	See da buh-bull? Pop da buh-bull.	„
	—Bobby "Steele" Hill

The Raid Begins

After the dox were posted to /b/, Anon decided they'd descend upon him like the thousand nations of the Persian Empire. Shipping boxes and pizzas were ordered, his e-mails signed up for all sorts of mailing lists, and hell, some nearby North Carolinan /b/tard stumbled upon an escort service and found it in his heart to send Bobby Hill a whore. A very brave anon posted the following ad to Craigslist: "Loves to be fucked up the ass while being called 'Bobby Hill'."

You may help by ordering him more pizzas and continuously calling his house phone (see docs section). You can even record your phone calls for posterity, if you're so inclined, as someone has done so below.

Calls Recorded:

Hank gives a personal offer of a smack-down! Never mentioned his address, but don't worry we already have that. He also a nigger hater.

1st call http://www.teradepot.com/lnak2tub599e/1stcall.mp3.html

Hank is a nigger who was hanged for raping white women. Not Bobby's real Dad???

2nd call http://www.teradepot.com/xtrr33yazp69/2ndcall.mp3.html

FAIL caller fails at calling.

3rd call http://www.teradepot.com/nuiyz2dxxcih/3rdcall.mp3.html

The Docs, Posted by Bobby Hill Himself!

 His YouTube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/richardson701

 His Photobucket: http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/richardson701/

 His Aim: richardson701

 His e-mail address: [email protected]

 His MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/rednecknerd45

 His Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/steele.richardson

 
 Father's MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ilovedanarichardson90

 Mom's  MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/davdan1990 Closed.
 
 http://www.wix.com/richardson701/steele-brahh

 Check on NC Local News http://www.easternwakenews.com/

Dad Gets Butthurt

Hank Hill (second from left), as per usual, being a drunk piece of shit.

As often happens in a raid where family phones are called, Steele's fat, lush cunt of a father, Hank Hill, got pulled into the shenanigans and decided to ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH as he got more and more perturbed by the /b/tards. These conversations led to some very lulzy soundbites, where some callers pretended to be nigger.

	“	I'm not afraid of a hacker, I have a friend that works for the FBI!!	„
	—Fat Father

	“	I don't want to have people calling and asking my wife what she is wearing!!	„
	—Fat Father

	“	You're not a nigger, you don't even SOUND nigger!	„
	—Fat Father

	“	555-FUCK OFF	„
	—Fat Father

The Apology Videos

After Bobby Hill's parents got involved, Bobby Hill soon posted a very apologetic video on YouTube to try to stave off the on-going invasion so he wouldn't get grounded, spanked, or have propane and propane accessories shoved down his urethra. The apology video, which included an instance of shoe on head, had him apologize to AnonTalk, a worthy scapegoat for the escapades given their continuous spam of /b/. Of course, he had to end his video with an obscene insult, and them good ol' country boys at /b/ didn't take too kindly to that and decided to keep on raiding anyway (not like they'd have stopped after one apology video anyway).

In the second apology video, which was shot in a depressingly dark room, Bobby Hill had to perform the Truffle Shuffle from the seminal 80s classic The Goonies. Although the quality of the second video isn't as great as the first given the lighting of the room, some cinema buffs might consider it befitting as it gives a grim atmosphere that mirrors the dark events that had befallen Steele Richardson that day. This led Bobby Hill to offer a weak apology to /b/ and eBaum's while pleading for mercy. Watch as he nervously jokes and tries to retain a shred of his dignity while Truffle Shuffling.