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Missravenx
Missravenx is yet another heartless wench who is thought to be suffering from inconsistent personality disorder diagnosed by qualified e-psychiatrists. She has a long history of bizarre behavior such as eliciting sympathy from oblivious onlookers, and has constructed elaborate false accusations against those that have crossed her path such as police brutality, false imprisonment, and child abductions. Her symptoms include a grandiose ego, birthing babies in the bathtub, really bad baby names, and a desire to perform home vasectomies. As a result, she has received much undeserved attention from the Internets.
Pregnancy
Missravenx made her claim to fame in the LiveJournal group Childfree where she announced her positive pregnancy test and her distaste for doctors and children. Missravenx is self-diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and claims to be a genius with an IQ over 9000, and will be able to provide her own medical treatment with her extensive medical knowledge; such as cayenne pepper on the yahoo to treat tearing. She gains more fame by announcing that she will give the baby over nine thousand middle names and have an unassisted birth in the bathtub despite the objection of the interwebs. She has a desire to home-school the child and travel the globe as soon as her car stops its "not stopping and overheating thing."
— Missravenx in childfree |
The vasectomy
Most recent from Missravenx was her announcement to perform a home vasectomy on her unwilling partner after a Planned Parenthood cancellation. Her boyfriend decided that he didn't want her anywhere near his junk with a scalpel, nor did he want her to feed their baby any more ass pie, so he grabbed his shit and made a run for it.
Missravenx displayed her batshit insanity by offering her $300 a snip 'scalpel free' home vasectomy service and being a bitch about the comments pointing out that people who randomly decide to perform home vasectomies are stupid. She then unfriended fucking everyone, made her journal friends only, and only added people who agreed that she TOTALLY qualified to stab holes in her boyfriend's nuts.
Soon after, Missravenx found herself in jail for minor warrants and received lots of bruising for resisting arrest. She returned the favor by giving a performance of They Might be Giants from her jail cell.
Her partner had enough of her craziness and with the child's best interests in mind, attempted to have her committed to a mental facility. Sadly, the idiots at the mental facility concluded there was nothing wrong with her. He has relocated with their child to a land free of threats of at-home vasectomies.
—Missravenx to the haters |
Interesting Facts
- She has an obsession with House MD and has been known to carry a cane
- She has a male alter-ego named Hugh Gecock. She believes this is an incredibly creative name.
- Before the two met, her former-boyfriend-turned-baby-liberator had been taking female hormones for 7 months in an attempt to somehow turn into a woman. Seriously.
- Missravenx attempted to say her journal was a fictional story by adding a disclaimer about "fictional" characters with "coincidental" names to her LJ profile.
— Missravenx's attempt at a disclaimer |
Gallery
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Typical drama in her journal
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Missravenx and the child abduction
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Missravenx gets restrained by the Dallas PD
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Missravenx on mental health services
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Hugh Gecock
Links
- Missravenx's Livejournal
- SF_drama with Missravenx tag
- Missravenx getting butthurt in SF_drama
- Missravenx getting butthurt in Stupid_Free
- Pregnancy Announcment (original post deleted due to butthurt - responses remain)
- Baby's named a bad bad thing website (registration required)
- Myspace Profile
- Missravenx on LJFind
See Also
- Antisocial personality disorder
- Sociopath
- Biting Beaver Another batshit 'mother'
- Mental illness
- LJ Users
Missravenx is part of a series on Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage. |
Missravenx is part of a series on Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage. |