Makhan

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Makhan would shit bricks if she was told this.

Makhan is a weeaboo tracer fgt with unwarranted self importance who comes from the land of DeviantART, which is the breeding ground of tracing faggots. She started off drawing shitty art and evolved into an even shittier artist. Noticing this, she thought it was a good idea to trace other peoples work without citing the original artist or giving credit. Because of this, Anonymous decided to attack Makhan with full force to drive her off of the internet for great justice. She ended up taking down all of her art and vowed to never come back again. Unfortunately, she is still lurking around on dA and trying to hide all of the comments that were either spam, critique, or just plain lulz.

How Makhan became a tracer

Makhan waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were critics in the base. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Makhan was a deviantART user for fourteen months. When she was young she watched the users draw and she said to dad "I want to be on the site daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE FLAMED BY CRITICS" There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the site of deviantART she knew there were critics. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the critics!" So Makhan gotted her pms-like rage and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the critics "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. Makhan plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must flame the critics" she shouted The radio said "No, Makhan. You are the critics" And then Makhan was a tracer.

Disregard that I suck cocks

This is how it really happened.

Makhan waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were tracings in the base. She didn't see them, but had been drawing them now for years. Her warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Makhan was a tracer for eight or nine years. When she was young she watched the artists and he said to dad "I want to trace the pictures daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY CRITICS" There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of deviantart she knew there were tracings. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must trace the anime!" So Makhan gotted her compooper and traced the art. "HE GOING TO TRACE US" said the pictures "I will spam at her" said the internet superheroes and he fired the desu. Makhan baaawhed at them and tried to get popular. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to trace. "No! I must trace the pictures" she shouted The radio said "No, Makhan. You are the tracer" And then Makhan was an hero.

Her shitty art and obvious traces


Gallery of her butthurt, AIDS and overall faggotry

Tracers? In my Jewtube?

Someone leaked a video of Makhan playing Guilty Gear XX on YouTube. Note how she sounds like a retarded 10-year-old and sucks at the very game she overhypes about.

The Shitstorm

Makhan's thoughts on the Orphaned Works Bill. Also shows her weeaboo fantasy.

Once Makhan found out about the Orphaned Works bill, she stated how much it would suck if it were to pass because she has ambitions of becoming a famous manga arteest in the future to get lots of moneys. Of course, this is hard to achieve when all of her work is unoriginal tracings and shitty fanart. When it was noticed that Makunt traced many of her drawings, one person decided to note that she used one of the drawings as a reference. Following this, Makhan decided to hide the comment in fear of being exposed for the fake that she is. This caused the internet hate machine to deliver swift and terrible justice against her.

The White Knights

Since devianTART is nothing moar than a huge friendzone in which no one is allowed to critique others or tell them that they suck, Makhan was able to queue some of the blind sheep that think her art is OMG AWESOME to fight with her. Any person with common sense would have retaliated by saying "Not your personal army" to her and evaded the spam. Unfortunately, finding commonsense (or originality, amirite?) on dA is like finding original content on /b/. Some of the white knights that aided Makhan are:

  • Acidbern - Gets raided repeatedly because she is an underage Narutard that made the fool mistake of posting in /b/.
  • Isukosa - Famous for her "Even though she traced it, it's still her art" bullshit.
  • Haro-Haro - Stood up for Makunt just to look cool.
  • JVT - Thinks that tracers should be encouraged to continue their bullshit. Also, he'll suck your cock.

A few of them have suffered from massive floods of desu, but not nearly enough to make the GTFO the internets.

Acidberns faggotry

When the raid was continuing, Acidbern found the thread on Ebaumsworld that started the attack. She told Anonymous that she was only trying to tell her to ignore them because she didn't want to get violently assraped. Unfortunately, this lead to her getting raided day after day until Anonymous grew bored and decided to do something else with his time.

The Internet Superheroes

Despite the fact that many defended Makhan for her crimes, she was still overrun with massive spamming, flooding, and all sorts of drama. Some of the people who stood for the lulz are:

Inb4 comment hidden by owner.
  • Rokia -Fought with Anonymous by pointing out Makky's obvious traces.
  • Mr-Destroyer - B&
  • prosaicproclamations - B&
  • discount-surgeon - B&
  • mudkeepz - So I herd u liek spamming tracers?
  • Maxtheechidhog2 - Desu
  • GenericName123 - Generic name is generic.
  • Anexxion - B&
  • cernel-joson - He didn't listen to the warnings.
  • joker009 - He is not demons.
  • rick-ast - Even rick himself is shocked by this faggotry.
  • raptorjesus666 - Our lord and savior joined in battle.
  • CrackerJackBarrel - He's surprised that Makhan didn't curse at him in Japanese.

The end result

Since Makhan was only armed with her ability to hide comments and telling people to "get a life", she suffered a humiliating defeat in the end. This lead to Anonymous' temporary victory and one Anonymous calling this "The Great DevianTART Troll of 2008". But to this day, she can be found hiding the comments on her profile to make it look like nothing happened.

Potential meme that spawned from this lulzy event

The face from "her" pieces of "art". Use it when trolling a tracer or for shits and giggles.

Over the course of action, one Anonymous decided to make the face on one of her drawings exploitable. When Anonymous found out about this, he shopped the face into many images in order to generate lulz. The meme was short lived, but can be revived if people had the ambition to use it moar often.

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