Lulznews/October Archive
October 31, 2006
October 31, 2006 Edmond, OK (ÆP) Mayor's solution to underage drinking?...telephone sex talk.
October 31, 2006 Jerusalem, ISRAEL (ÆP) Jewish potheads latest victims of Hezbollah war spanking.
October 30, 2006
October 30, 2006 Berlin, GERMANY (Ræters) Woman sues witch when spells don't work
October 30, 2006 Beijing, CHINA (Ræters) Chinese averse to hugging strangers for free
October 29, 2006
October 29, 2006 Hollywood, CA (ED) New movie claims Jesus was crucified for being black
October 29, 2006 Hollywood, FL (Ræters) Hell gets frosty reception while Sex generates the heat.
October 28, 2006
October 28, 2006 Vienna, AUSTRIA (Ræters) Man gives wife the ring finger in messy divorce.
October 28, 2006 Rome, ITALY (BBCæ) Ex-stripper and ex-man in parliamentary toilet fight.
October 28, 2006 Bristol, ENGLAND (BBCæ) Anti Social Behaviour Order given to Chav Goldilocks.
October 27, 2006
October 27, 2006 Hollywood, CA (CæNN) Irwin fans butthurt as South Park mocks Crock Hunter.
October 27, 2006 Canberra, AUSTRALIA (Ræters) Moslem cleric calls women "meat asking for rape".
October 27, 2006 Washington, DC (CNBCæ) The Googler in Chief: Bush admits to using "the google". Now with video!
October 27, 2006 Lawrenceville, GA. (ED) Scissors + daughter = circumsised.
October 27, 2006 London, ENGLAND (BBC) Pelican swallows pigeon whole
October 26, 2006
October 26, 2006 Antigo, Wisconsin (Yahoo) Toddler Gets Stuck In Vending Machine
October 26, 2006 Denver, CO (ED) Mattel's 'Hook-Me-Up Elmo' just in time for Xmas shopping season.
October 26, 2006 Long Beach, NY (ED) Girls dressed as Captain Underpants sent home.
October 26, 2006 Cleveland, OH (EDWire) Cellphones in ur balls...pwning ur sp00ge?
October 26, 2006 Liverpool, UK (BBCæ) Man banned from touching muscles.
October 25, 2006
October 25, 2006 Berlin (Ræters) German armed forces to investigate skullfucking photos.
October 25, 2006 Gretna, VA (ED) Shaq attacks wrong IP in failed police pedo bust.
October 25, 2006 New York, NY (ED) Rush Limbaugh trolls Michael J. Fox. Says actor "off meds or faking" Parkinson’s disease. 
Diabeetus?
October 24, 2006
October 24, 2006 (Ærth, SOLAR SYSTEM) Today cancelled due to lack of interest.
October 23, 2006
October 23, 2006 London, ENGLAND (BBÆ) TRAIN CLOSED DUE TO RAPE! Nigra sought.
October 22, 2006
October 22, 2006 Ferndale, MI (ED) Man with Mannequin Fetish strikes again.
October 22, 2006 Beijing, CHINA (BBÆ) "Racist Park" becomes "Ethnic Minorities Park" as China clamps down on 'Chinglish'. EXTRA: Chigger photo gallery!
October 21, 2006
October 21, 2006 Sacramento, CA (CBÆ) Burrito Jesus guaranteed to never give you indigestion
October 21, 2006 Chowchilla, CA (ED) Handless finger found in sandwich bar.
October 20, 2006
October 20, 2006 Kaysville, UT (ED) Airforce test-fly 'human cannonball'.
October 20, 2006 Staten Island, NY (ED) Naked driver kills man outside the Chic-n-Bones bar.
October 19, 2006
October 19, 2006 Hollywood, CA (BBæ) Don't bet on black: arrest warrant for actor Snipes.
October 19, 2006 Washington DC (FOX NEWS) Copypasta troll counter-trolled by FBI.
October 18, 2006
- October 18, 2006 Chaleston, SC (ED) -Chris Rock's mother accuses Cracker Barrel of racism.
- October 18, 2006 Fort Myers, FL (ED) - Local festival's 'testicle' makes the cut after threat of removal.
- October 18, 2006 MySpace, CYBERSPACE (æWire) - MySpace: a place for
friends744 registered sex offenders. - October 18, 2006 London, England (BBæ) - Britain's first "web-rage" attack
- October 18, 2006 Apple-land, HIPSTER MECCA - Apple ships iPods with viruses, promptly blames Microsoft
October 17, 2006
- October 17, 2006 Strongsville, OH (æWire) -Mike Tyson's return to ring; plans to punch women.
- October 17, 2006 Las Vegas, NV (ISYN) -Mike Tyson's right hook to be thrown at Nevada brothel.
- October 17, 2006 Hollywood, CA (ED) -Christina Aguilera confesses to urinating in bucket in room full of people.
- October 17, 2006 Kabul, AFGHANISTAN (Ræters) Surrounded Taliban fighters get stoned as Canadian troops move in.
- October 17, 2006 New York, NY (ME) -Man confined to plexiglass booth subjects himself to 'Worst Song Ever' for 24 hours straight.
- The daughter of the man in this image macro is not pleased [1]
October 16, 2006
October 16, 2006 Lagos, NIGERIA (ED) -Axman kills brother thinking he was a goat.
October 15, 2006
October 15, 2006 Des Moines, IA (ED) -Teens accuse each other of haircut rape.
October 14, 2006
October 14, 2006 Dramatica, CYBERSPACE (ED) Encyclopedea Dramatica website crashes when black cat walks under ladder, stepping on cracks on unlucky Friday the 13th.
October 14, 2006 A UFO sighting on the Weather Underground's infrared and radar satelite feed has been confirmed to be the Speedycat.
October 13, 2006
October 13, 2006 South Koreans avoid prostitution laws by having sex with blow-up dolls
October 13, 2006 "Cryptic Message" Found In Suicide Note stumps VGCats forum furries.
October 13, 2006 "Mickey, Minnie and Goofy in Disney 'orgy' video". Brings a touch of class to Euro-Disney. Now with video.
October 12, 2006
October 12, 2006 Malawi, AFRICA (ED) -African boy taken into custody by Mr. & Mrs Madonna.
October 11, 2006
October 11, 2006 ARGILLITE, KY (ED) -Elementary school urine plot foiled; couple arrested.
October 11, 2006 LOS LUNAS, N.M. Would you like some fries with that hash, Officer?
October 10, 2006
October 10, 2006 CHICAGO, IL. (ED) - Man Apologizes For Spreading Feces Around Courtroom.
October 10, 2006 LORTON, VA (ED) - Mother wants to unadopt 15-year-old son deemed "sexual predator".
ROME, ITALY - Italian politicians are all on drugs
October 9, 2006
Google has acquired YouTube for 1.65 billion dollars in stock. Google claims YouTube will still be run independently. We'll see how long that lasts. Source.