Lakotastan

Where is this near?

Lakotastan is a new country somewhere out in the western United States, in the region known as Dumbfuckistan. Noone really has any idea where the Lakota tribe actually lives but it's probably got a lot of tourist traps and mountains with shit carved on them. It is known, however, that these redskins never got their shit together well enough to become millionaires with casinos, like the rest of the Injuns. Instead, they are the poorest and most backwards people in America.

How it all began

At least 100 years ago, the Lakota Sioux used to own like half of the United States, but they made the mistake of trusting the white man and drinking his firewater. Despite their best efforts, including epic pwnage of US military forces, the Lakota ended up getting fucked over in pretty much every way possible, partly because they made a bunch of stupid treaties while drunk, and partly because the US government broke every single one to prove that it could.

After they finally got tired of living in shit conditions, Russell Means, who is such a radical pro-native activist that he played a bad Indian stereotype in a Disney movie, told the United States to go fuck itself and declared Lakotastan an independent country.

New Laws

The new age of consent is 14 years old. Although some argue that the founding fathers are pedophiles, this law is being enacted in response to the social problem of teen pregnancy on their fuckup reservation. Every day there is a new Lakoti An hero, but its not like there are any ipods to steal so nobody knows what the problem is.

There are also going to be no taxes in Lakotastan, and white people are welcome to move there, but only if they let the Indians talk shit about them for being lazy immigrants who're coming to steal all their jobs.

Contributions to Society

Lakota region is home to many fine native american stereotypes such as how we all imagine native americans should be named among other things:
Sitting Bull
Burning Forest
Falling Tree
Bulling Rabbit
Casinos They don't have any casinos!!?!??!

Gallery

pix comin soon

Links

The HEADLINE NEWS
Their leader's FAIL website