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LOLGS (or LOLOGS) are lulzy logs that may originate from any depths of the intertubes, be it an IRC, MMO, forum, etc. One important distinction to keep in mind is that logs generally exist for use by the feds and therefore anyone who logs should burn in the firey depths of hell, whereas LOLGS are totally acceptable, being used for both posterity and as a tool of trolling.

Real examples of LOLGS

[01:14] * Now talking in #arbchat
[01:14] * Topic is 'spex arbchat at 1:20 EST�'
[01:14] * Set by weev on Sun Jul 08 01:11:59
[01:14] <inDeme> YIFF YES
[01:14] <Ego_Trip> This is like watching a jew climb willfully into an oven.
[01:14] <ZombieG> lol
[01:14] <Blargh> shh
[01:14] <weev> Ego_Trip: that is easy to see
[01:14] <weev> just throw a dime in it
[01:14] <dsdaf> hahaha
[01:14] <Blargh> hahaha
[01:14] <ZombieG> hahahaha.
[01:14] <dsdaf> hahahahah
[01:15] <deltro> hahaha
[01:15] <Blargh> hahahahahahahahahahahah
[01:15] <Ego_Trip> hahahahahahaha
[01:15] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> lol Highschool student
[01:15] <JailBait> AHAHAHAHAH
[01:15] <Blargh> ahahahahahahahahaha
[01:15] <A_RAPE_SPIDER> senior year
[01:15] <dsdaf> hahahhahahahahaha
[01:15] <SpexBluefox> http://youtube.com/profile?user=SpexFox
[01:15] <Blargh> thank you
[01:15] <SpexBluefox> graduated now
[01:15] <weev> SpexBluefox: you in college now?
[01:15] <ZombieG> from IckleBee: lol SPEX IS THIS U? http://blogs.ign.com/SpexBlueFox/
[01:15] <deltro> God dude, it totally sounds like you want it in the ass.
[01:15] <inDeme> LOL
[01:15] <RealDeal> ha
[01:16] <dsdaf> haha
[01:16] <SpexBluefox> ah =P that ign blog's old
[01:16] <weev> ETA: 4min until arbchat!!!
[01:16] <dsdaf> OGHSISHTI
[01:16] <Sherrod> ok
[01:16] <Ego_Trip> Spex: which one are you in the RC car video?
[01:16] <deltro> BUT, I do have good news. I will soon be writing reviews for Wii's World (http://www.wiisworld.com/) and maybe even that podcast I've been wanting to do as well. ^w^ See ya there.
[01:16] <deltro> BUT, I do have good news. I will soon be writing reviews for Wii's World (http://www.wiisworld.com/) and maybe even that podcast I've been wanting to do as well. ^w^ See ya there.
[01:16] <Sherrod> weev and A_RAPE_SPIDER are going to preside on this arbchat
[01:16] <deltro> BUT, I do have good news. I will soon be writing reviews for Wii's World (http://www.wiisworld.com/) and maybe even that podcast I've been wanting to do as well. ^w^ See ya there.
[01:16] <SpexBluefox> the thin one
[01:16] <JailBait> ^w^
[01:16] <JailBait> ^w^
[01:16] <JailBait> ^w^
[01:16] <SpexBluefox> yea, the fox emote
[01:16] <inDeme> yiff yiff yiff? :3
[01:17] <deltro> did you draw this you faggot http://gallery.sirkain.net/v/SpexBluefox/album55/album57/Oz_puff-butt_pencil.jpg
[01:17] <ZombieG> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[01:17] <Blargh> AHAHAHAHAHHA
[01:17] <SpexBluefox> ahh, the magic of google.
[01:17] <Blargh> ahahahahahahahahaha
[01:17] <SpexBluefox> yea, I drew it. It was a request
[01:17] <inDeme> OMFG
[01:17] <deltro> go fuck a fox you sonic-faggot.
[01:18] <inDeme> HAHAHAHA
[01:18] <Blargh> ahahahahahahahahaha
[01:18] <deltro> you're going to get cock-mites.
[01:18] <Ego_Trip> what
[01:18] <Ego_Trip> the
[01:18] <Ego_Trip> fuck
[01:18] <ZombieG> Has this case closed already?
[01:18] <weev> Sherrod: did you know that my fursona is a malevolent weevil?
[01:18] <SpexBluefox> oh right. Arbchat time.
[01:18] <deltro> arbchat in like 2m 
[01:18] <Blargh> is your name MIKE, spex?
[01:18] * weev sets mode: +pmSu-s
[01:19] * weev sets mode: -pmSu
[01:19] * weev sets mode: +s
[01:19] <SpexBluefox> Yea, it's mike
[01:19] * weev sets mode: +v SpexBluefox
[01:19] <dsdaf> :o
[01:19] <inDeme> D:
[01:19] <weev> ��THIS IS THE HONORABLE ANDREW R. WEEVLOS PRESIDING
[01:19] <Ego_Trip> serious business is about to ensue
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> alright alright
[01:20] <weev> SpexBluefox: Do you swear to tell the lulz, the whole lulz, and nothing but the lulz?
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> the whole point of this is cuse I was banned for being something I'm not
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> a Sockpuppet.
[01:20] <deltro> A HOMOSEXUAL FURRY?
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> And I think it's clear that I'm not Soki.
[01:20] * weev sets mode: +m
[01:20] <weev> okay
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> Nore do I speak for him
[01:20] <weev> So what exactly do you want?
[01:20] * A_RAPE_SPIDER is now known as A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER
[01:20] <SpexBluefox> if it was Soki, he'd probably delete most of the article
[01:21] <weev> what is your ED username?
[01:21] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> Spex
[01:21] <weev> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=SokiTwopaw&diff=1997163188&oldid=1997163183
[01:21] <weev> so
[01:21] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> User:Spex
[01:21] <weev> you're not Soki
[01:21] <weev> you're not speaking for Soki
[01:21] <weev> and you've never fucking contributed to our community before ever
[01:21] <SpexBluefox> I don't really know Soki that well. He's a friend of a friend.
[01:22] <weev> and yet you feel the need to decide what is appropriate to have on our website?
[01:22] <SpexBluefox> well I feel the need to make this country less lawyer happy.
[01:23] <weev> I'll have you know that I am a lawyer.
[01:23] <weev> And I will not have the arbchat courtroom made into some furry mockery
[01:23] <weev> so please excuse me as I take off my weevil fursuit
[01:23] <weev> as i'm no longer feeling quite so yiffy
[01:23] <SpexBluefox> aggreed
[01:24] <weev> SpexBluefox: Okay. Were you aware that I tried on multiple occasions to contact Soki?
[01:24] <weev> i called his house and left messages
[01:24] <SpexBluefox> I was not. What did he do when you tried?
[01:24] <weev> i sent messages to all his screennames
[01:24] <SpexBluefox> Acted like an arrogant ass, right?
[01:24] <weev> no
[01:24] <weev> he didnt respond
[01:24] <weev> and he hasn't come forward
[01:24] <weev> and he has voiced no objection to the material of the article
[01:24] <weev> so
[01:24] <SpexBluefox> welp, that'd be because he can very a jackass sometimes
[01:24] <weev> you admit that you're not soki, and you're not speaking for him
[01:25] <weev> and he himself hasn't come forward to voice any sort of objection
[01:25] <weev> so would you like to yiff upon the american flag in nazi armbands while screaming "HEIL HITLER"
[01:25] <weev> ???
[01:25] <SpexBluefox> I didn't remove that material on the grounds that it was Soki's. I removed it on the grounds that I wouldn't want lawyerness to come up ED.
[01:25] <weev> well sir
[01:26] <weev> as a lawyer who has passed the bar in four states
[01:26] <weev> i suggest that in the future you leave it to me to decide what exactly stays or leaves with regard to liability for ED
[01:26] <weev> we don't mind lawyers because we have several people on staff that are lawyers
[01:26] <weev> and frankly we know what brings us liability
[01:26] <weev> SpexBluefox: are you a lawyer?
[01:26] <weev> can you name a law that has been broken?
[01:26] <SpexBluefox> Fair enough Weev. No, I'm not.
[01:27] <weev> we will now take comments from the public
[01:27] * weev sets mode: -m
[01:27] <weev> �what does the public think?
[01:27] <JailBait> I think dongs.
[01:27] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[01:27] <ZombieG> it's bullshit.
[01:27] <JailBait> Lol, oh gos.
[01:28] <weev> JailBait: are you, or have you ever been a sympathizer of filthy, stinking kikes?
[01:28] * Pastorize has joined #arbchat
[01:28] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> I say its a sock/cocksheath of sokis
[01:28] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> and as such
[01:28] * Pastor has quit IRC (Ping timeout�)
[01:28] <inDeme> Public thinks, LULZ
[01:28] <ZombieG> Spex is an obvious inflatable furfag.  Move to dismiss and laff, create an article,, etc. etc.
[01:28] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> it should remain as is
[01:28] <JailBait> Are the kikes in questio, also greedy?
[01:28] <weev> i think stating greedy kike is sort of redundant.
[01:28] <SpexBluefox> bah. I don't care about the furriness that is me of my inflateyness. This isn't about that.
[01:29] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> indeed
[01:29] <JailBait> No, I have not
[01:29] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> oh but I think it is
[01:29] <weev> SpexBluefox: are you a jew? jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.
[01:29] <SpexBluefox> Point is, I'm not Soki. I was banned cuse people beleved I was Soki
[01:29] <weev> SpexBluefox: what are you looking at, sugar tits?
[01:29] <deltro> Spex wants cocks in it's asshole.
[01:29] <Ego_Trip> Although he is a furry, he does not seem to stand in our way at all. I think he should be unbanned.
[01:29] <SpexBluefox> *I was Soki.
[01:29] <weev> you were banned because you were deleting legitimate content.
[01:29] <Ego_Trip> An article should still be made about him, however.
[01:29] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> SpexBluefox: you were banned for faggotry
[01:29] <emoskank> deltro: at least 100
[01:29] <deltro> Ego_Trip is a closet furry.
[01:30] <deltro> The act of being a furry means you stand in our way.
[01:30] <SpexBluefox> fair enough, but content I will admit I foolishly deleted  thinking it wasn't legit.
[01:30] <ZombieG> protip: read ED next time pls.
[01:30] <inDeme> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUST
[01:30] <JailBait> Too legit to quit
[01:30] <weev> SpexBluefox: do you have jpegs of your fursuit?
[01:30] <A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER> SpexBluefox: we have this thing where people who have never been on our site before tell us what to do with it
[01:30] <SpexBluefox> I apologize for my actions, and only wish for ED to be kept the kick ass place that it is, and to be a part of it.
[01:30] <inDeme> truth* =[
[01:31] <inDeme> Kiss ass. :X
[01:31] <JailBait> Ahaha
[01:31] * Pastorize has quit IRC (Ping timeout�)
[01:32] <dsdaf> ~*~FuRRiES!@!1~*~
[01:32] <inDeme> What be the ruling on this ho?
[01:32] <Blargh> is this your number, spex: 978-744-8073
[01:32] <SpexBluefox> If you want to make an article on me, well feel free to do it. I honestly think it would be funny as hell to see. Granted posting info like what was shown on Soki's I wouldn't be happy about, but I can't really care that much now.
[01:32] <weev> okay
[01:32] <weev> SpexBluefox: you seem sincere enough
[01:32] <weev> so
[01:32] <weev> i'm going to motion that you be allowed to edit again
[01:32] <weev> i can always ban you 
[01:33] <weev> again
[01:33] <weev> but
[01:33] <weev> i want to see jpegs of you and your fursuit
[01:33] <weev> on your userpage
[01:33] <SpexBluefox> well that'd be great but I don't have a suit.
[01:33] <ZombieG> maek one
[01:33] <emoskank> heresy
[01:33] <weev> what kind of furry bluefox are you?
[01:33] <weev> i have a giant weevil costume
[01:33] <weev> with fawn horns
[01:33] <inDeme> What self respecting fur doesn't have a fursuit?
[01:33] <weev> to symbolize my malevolence
[01:33] <ZombieG> he means it hasn't come in the mail yet.
[01:33] <JailBait> ALART: BLANKING IN PROGRESS
[01:33] <SpexBluefox> The kind that doesn't have the means to get a suit yet
[01:34] <RealDeal> sigh being a furry isnt what it used to be
[01:34] <inDeme> Blanking of wut jail
[01:34] <dsdaf> get some construction paper and some superglue, SpexBluefox
[01:34] <ZombieG> wal-mart.
[01:34] <ZombieG> break open the piggy bank/college fund
[01:34] <SpexBluefox> amen to that RealDeal
[01:34] <ZombieG> who needs that education shit when you could be encased in fur.
[01:34] <SpexBluefox> I'm not one of the super sensative, "YOU MUST RESPECT ME" furries
[01:35] * inDeme thinks you are.
[01:35] <emoskank> someone needs a hug
[01:35] <Blargh> SpexBluefox: what college do you go to?
[01:35] <SpexBluefox> I don't go yet, but will be going to UAT this fall
[01:35] <inDeme> FFU: Fox Faggotry University.
[01:35] <dsdaf> LOL
[01:35] <ZombieG> lol
[01:35] <emoskank> when did you first realize you wanted 20 dicks in your ass?
[01:35] <deltro> It was within the year.
[01:36] <deltro> Because he had a dA with his 'girlfriend'
[01:36] <SpexBluefox> Well, just now since I've clearly been rapped by this whole IRC
[01:36] <deltro> which is unpossible because he likes men.
[01:36] <dsdaf> rapped
[01:36] <weev> lol
[01:36] <dsdaf> �rapped
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: sup
[01:36] <ZombieG> rapped
[01:36] <ZombieG> how do i shot rapped?
[01:36] <dsdaf> ��4rapped
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] * inDeme thinks spex needs some tiem in the hugbox. ='[
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: lol
[01:36] <weev> SpexBluefox: you back yet?
[01:36] <dsdaf> how do i rapped spex
[01:36] <SpexBluefox> I'm here, I'm here
[01:37] <weev> SpexBluefox: was that you i just talked to?
[01:37] <SpexBluefox> by relying on my bad spelling and grammar
[01:37] <Blargh> spex: in arizona?
[01:37] <JailBait> Oh god the furry lives in my area?
[01:37] <deltro> [email protected] 
[01:37] <SpexBluefox> yea, in Arizona
[01:37] <JailBait> OH GOD NO
[01:37] <JailBait> Where in AZ, I want to kill you
[01:37] <SpexBluefox> if you mean did you just talked to me in IRC, yes
[01:38] <SpexBluefox> I'm not there yet dude
[01:38] <JailBait> Gotta start somewhere
[01:38] <deltro> UAT is in Arizon
[01:38] <dsdaf> at least he lives faaaaaaaaaaar away from me
[01:38] <inDeme> FFU is in Arizona too.
[01:38] <SpexBluefox> and btw, this is a fact actually: if there is one fur somewhere, there's likely to be more furs near by
[01:38] <inDeme> =|
[01:38] <dsdaf> OH GOD
[01:38] <dsdaf> FURRIES EVERYWHERE
[01:38] <inDeme> AN INVASION
[01:38] <JailBait> UAT FFU?
[01:38] <SpexBluefox> yep
[01:38] <dsdaf> GETUMOFF
[01:38] <JailBait> WTF?
[01:38] <inDeme> A GODAMNED INVASTION
[01:38] <SpexBluefox> actually, I did a bit of math one time
[01:39] <SpexBluefox> could be wrong
[01:39] <SpexBluefox> abut about 25% of the world might be furry
[01:39] <dsdaf> i did a bit of math in elementary school :)
[01:39] <inDeme> invastion? I cannot type tonight.
[01:39] <SpexBluefox> *about
[01:39] <JailBait> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[01:39] <dsdaf> lol
[01:39] <inDeme> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[01:39] <deltro> invasion, more like infestation.
[01:39] <dsdaf> PEPARE FOR AN INVASTION!!!!
[01:39] <SpexBluefox> well, hold on. There's good news
[01:39] * inDeme starts digging a fucking bunker.
[01:39] <dsdaf> yes there is
[01:39] <dsdaf> I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
[01:40] <SpexBluefox> Most of them are probably fake whiney bastards who never leave their homes anyway
[01:40] <inDeme> D:
[01:40] <dsdaf> arent all furries fake?
[01:40] <dsdaf> liek fake animals?
[01:40] <SpexBluefox> different kinda fake
[01:40] <SpexBluefox> furry posers
[01:40] <weev> SpexBluefox: http://gallery.sirkain.net/v/SpexBluefox/album55/album57/Oz_puff-butt_pencil.jpg.html
[01:40] <weev> .....
[01:41] <weev> what is wrong with you?
[01:41] <SpexBluefox> many many things
[01:41] <weev> why do you get off on buttplugged animals filled with their own shit?
[01:41] <weev> that is like
[01:41] <weev> seriously gross.
[01:41] <ZombieG> i got four phone results for mike cormier in MA
[01:41] <SpexBluefox> filled with their own shit?
[01:41] <weev> ZombieG: yo hook em up
[01:41] <SpexBluefox> XD is that what you think it is?
[01:41] <ZombieG> http://www.google.com/search?q=Mike+Cormier+massachusetts&num=30&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=ug4&pb=r&sa=X&oi=rwp&ct=title
[01:41] <SpexBluefox> dude, that's just nasty.
[01:42] <ZombieG> Google: eliminating private eyes since web 2.0
[01:42] <ZombieG> LOL WOOPS WRONG CHAT
[01:42] <ZombieG> bbl smoke.
[01:42] <inDeme> WOOPS D:
[01:42] <SpexBluefox> I don't get off on anything filled with shit
[01:42] <Blargh> i found more using anywho
[01:43] <inDeme> What do you get off to then?
[01:43] <SpexBluefox> and none of those google things are right
[01:43] <SpexBluefox> I'm unlisted
[01:43] <SpexBluefox> so it may be harder
[01:43] <weev> so was soki 
[01:43] <inDeme> rly?
[01:43] <weev> i may have to make another intelius search =[
[01:43] <SpexBluefox> touche'
[01:43] <weev> lol
[01:44] <weev> okay
[01:44] <weev> spex
[01:44] <weev> just let me know one thing
[01:44] <weev> who was responsible for the world trade center attacks of 9/11?
[01:44] <inDeme> touche? douche? Any other rhyming words?
[01:44] <SpexBluefox> ohhh, I think this is a trick question
[01:45] <weev> no
[01:45] <weev> it isnt
[01:45] <Ego_Trip> touche and douche don't rhyme dumbass
[01:45] <weev> only 1 party had the means, the motive, and the opportunity
[01:45] <weev> its basically 100% obvious
[01:45] <SpexBluefox> Augusto Pinochet
[01:45] <weev> god you're a faggot
[01:45] <dsdaf> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Fursuitt.JPG
[01:45] <weev> dudes
[01:45] <weev> spex is open for ruin
[01:45] <SpexBluefox> that's what your site says dude
[01:45] <SpexBluefox> don't blame me
[01:45] <SpexBluefox> this is your truth
[01:46] <weev> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/JEWS_DID_WTC
[01:46] <weev> sorry the correct answer was 'jews'
[01:46] <weev> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/99/000ewgcg.jpeg
[01:46] <SpexBluefox> ahh, shit. That's right. Borat did say that.
[01:46] <weev> if you have any questions pls consult this flowchart
[01:46] <weev> made by richard koshimizu
[01:46] <weev> GOD
[01:46] <weev> THATS NOT FROM BORAT
[01:46] <weev> BORAT MERELY AGREES
[01:46] <SpexBluefox> I know
[01:47] <SpexBluefox> that's when I first heard it though
[01:47] <weev> then you're a faggot
[01:47] <weev> and you should internet more
[01:47] <SpexBluefox> well I know I'm a faggot
[01:47] <SpexBluefox> this is clear
[01:47] <Blargh> (781) 878-6747
[01:47] <Blargh> lolol
[01:47] <SpexBluefox> if that's suppose to be my number
[01:47] <SpexBluefox> still way off
[01:47] <Blargh> it's funny either way
[01:47] <weev> yeah dude
[01:47] <Blargh> because some teenager got all pissed
[01:47] <weev> nothing like hearing people get pissed off
[01:48] <weev> that ur calling them
[01:48] <inDeme> lol
[01:48] <weev> at 2am
[01:48] <Blargh> and told me to stop calling him
[01:48] <weev> some angry italian dude was like
[01:48] <weev> GO FUCK YOURSELF
[01:48] <Blargh> irlol
[01:48] <weev> he was a total guido
[01:48] <Blargh> some teenager said "STOP CALLING MY HOUSE YOU FAGGOT"
[01:48] <Blargh> i bet it IS spex
[01:48] <Blargh> it sounds like him
[01:49] <weev> lets spoof his callerid and call the cops
[01:49] <SpexBluefox> ...there's no phone in this room
[01:49] <weev> and say we suicided
[01:49] <weev> just in case
[01:49] <weev> if its him, if it isnt
[01:49] <weev> either way
[01:49] <weev> someones night is ruined
[01:49] <Blargh> spexbluefox: sure there isn't
[01:49] <Blargh> weev: right
[01:50] <Blargh> there will be ruin no matter what
[01:50] <SpexBluefox> well, if you're gonna use that number it'll be interesting
[01:50] <SpexBluefox> anyway, I'm unbanned, right?
[01:51] <weev> no
[01:51] <weev> A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER: yo
[01:51] <weev> A_RAPE_STENOGRAPHER: is he getting unbanned?
[01:51] <weev> im pretty much retracting my motion to unban
[01:51] <weev> since you didnt know jews did wtc
[01:51] <JailBait> Everyone has to start somewhere
[01:51] <SpexBluefox> weev>	okay
[01:51] <SpexBluefox> 	<weev>	SpexBluefox: you seem sincere enough
[01:51] <SpexBluefox> 	<weev>	so
[01:51] <SpexBluefox> 	<weev>	i'm going to motion that you be allowed to edit again
[01:52] <weev> yeah
[01:52] <weev> that was before
[01:52] <weev> i found out you were a jew sympathizer
[01:52] <JailBait> I say let him stay, if he turns out to be unfunny, then we can just ban
[01:52] <JailBait> Lol
[01:52] <SpexBluefox> I don't sypathize with any religion
[01:52] <Ego_Trip> wait he didn't know jews did WTC?
[01:52] <weev> SpexBluefox: why are you an apologist for fascists?
[01:52] <weev> Ego_Trip: yeah dude
[01:52] <Ego_Trip> How do you not know that? It's so obvious.
[01:52] <weev> willful ignorance
[01:52] <weev> he knew
[01:52] <Ego_Trip> you are educated stupid if you don't believe that
[01:52] <weev> but he has a menorah recording his monitor output and keystrokes
[01:52] <ZombieG> dude, there's video documented proof on ED.
[01:53] <weev> and he couldnt risk his jew masters seeing him turn against them
[01:53] <SpexBluefox> hey, to be clear here
[01:53] <Ego_Trip> That's so like jew masters.
[01:53] <SpexBluefox> I never said the jews DIDN'T do 9/11
[01:53] <weev> okay
[01:53] <Ego_Trip> You implied they didn't by blaming another party.
[01:53] <weev> SpexBluefox: make a video for youtube
[01:53] <weev> saying authoritatively 
[01:53] <weev> that you believe jews to be solely responsible
[01:53] <weev> for the 9/11 attacks
[01:54] <ZombieG> �10SpexBluefox:�01 jews DIDN'T do 9/11
[01:54] <weev> and make sure to say it isnt satire
[01:54] <Ego_Trip> I support the motion for this video.
[01:54] <weev> if you do
[01:54] <weev> ill allow you to edit again
[01:54] <weev> i have to know that you aren't serving the jew
[01:54] <SpexBluefox> ....oh I'm gonna enjoy every moment of this....
[01:55] <Ego_Trip> Does that mean you'll do it?
[01:55] <SpexBluefox> fuck yea I'll do it
[01:55] <dsdaf> OGOD
[01:56] <SpexBluefox> I've already got the ideas a brew'n in my head
[01:56] <ZombieG> link pls
[01:56] <dsdaf> just get an webcam
[01:56] <weev> hmm
[01:56] <weev> spex may just be cool after all
[01:56] <SpexBluefox> webcam rants? pfft, screw that
[01:56] <SpexBluefox> I can make something more believeable
[01:57] <ZombieG> will it involve inflated furried? y/n
[01:57] <SpexBluefox> n
[01:57] <ZombieG> you sure? y/n
[01:57] <SpexBluefox> y
[01:57] <inDeme> m
[01:58] <SpexBluefox> I'm gonna get audio from some hebrew, audio from a plane crash black box
[01:58] <SpexBluefox> put two and two together
[01:58] <SpexBluefox> and have it as "Undeniable proof. Actual 9/11 blackbox audio."
[01:58] <ZombieG> sounds promising.
[01:58] <weev> awesome
[01:58] <SpexBluefox> have several images from the day. The crash, people running.
[01:58] <dsdaf> http://tard.biz/wtc.htm SpexBluefox, this would be a good source of research
[01:59] <weev> looool
[01:59] <weev> dsdaf: that is one of my favorite URIs on the internet.
[01:59] <dsdaf> XD
[01:59] <dsdaf> mine 2
[01:59] <emoskank> I think I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that
[01:59] <SpexBluefox> ....that's get'n bookmarked
[02:01] * inDeme has quit IRC (Quit: Saving world, brb.�)
[02:02] <weev> okay like
[02:02] <weev> this arbchat is completed
[02:03] <weev> SpexBluefox will be unbanned when i see his pretty mug denouncing the jews for their involvement in 9/11
[02:03] <weev> and no sooner
[Jul 5 2011 01:50:46] <TKN> one of my friend kinda got b& from frantech
[Jul 5 2011 01:51:10] <TKN> epic ddos
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:10] <TKN> hell, I used to run anonops
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:21] *** Joins: NekoArc|Away (~null@45530635:ABB7032D:159794B0:IP)
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:24] <``> <TKN> hell, I used to run anonops
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:29] <TKN> those jews dont know shit
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:32] <zaiger> im so important on the internet
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:34] <``> wait a minute
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:35] <zaiger> you dont even knwo
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:36] <``> are you...
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:40] <``> holy god are you Token?
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:49] <Sekushi> zaiger is Jesus.
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:52] <dqn> lol
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:53] <Sekushi> I dun seen't it.
[Jul 5 2011 02:25:53] <zaiger> if it werent for me the whole internet would fall apart
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:00] <``> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:01] <zaiger> i am the leader of anonymous
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:01] <``> dude
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:07] *** Quits: NekoArc (Ping timeout)
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:07] <``> its been
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:08] <TKN> I lol'd
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:08] <``> fucking
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:09] <``> months
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:10] <dqn> one time when i got out of jail
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:13] <``> holy fucking damn
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:16] <dqn> and got home and got on irc
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:20] <``> TKN bro its xero
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:21] <dqn> and said sup im out of jail
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:23] <``> hoolyshit
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:25] <dqn> my dude was like
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:28] <dqn> 'are you still in jail'
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:32] <TKN> oshit
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:36] <Sekushi> >my dude
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:43] <Sekushi> I thought you were a male.
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:46] <``> omg
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:50] <``> is that really you
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:52] <``> shit
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:54] <TKN> yes
[Jul 5 2011 02:26:58] <``> shiiiiiit


Real examples of logs

The following is also known as snitchin'.

[removed]: S'up Daniel
Topiary: s'appening [removed]
[removed]: You OK?
Topiary: could be better, you seen the pdf table thing with all the names I take it?
[removed]: Saw that, but you seen the thing today?
Topiary: bro I've been playing it off since fakegregg said something about Zelda
[removed]: ah, well, you should keep low man
Topiary: I can't at this point, I need to just straight up deny it 100% and flaunt it everywhere
Topiary: but I trust you, you know how it is
Topiary: if I go hide then people will assume the dox are right
Topiary: so I'll just act like they failed hard
[removed]: True that - so you need to make a big show of disproving them
Topiary: yeah well, this is my plan:
Topiary: (as you know I stole this nickname from a troll last December, didn't work out so well)
Topiary: I'll just keep denying it until they try to go after the troll
Topiary: then they'll think that's me and harass him
[removed]: then he harasses back?
Topiary: yeah but if I deny my real dox enough, people will go looking for other dox
Topiary: then nobody will believe I'm me
Topiary: and all you bastards told me my Brit voice was good, damnit
Topiary: did they get voice recognition?
[removed]: well when you talk the Swedish accent comes out a bit
[removed]: but not for a couple of minutes
Topiary: these faggots aren't hitting the UK ni$%*r Topiary
Topiary: why aren't they?
Topiary: I'm hoping someone will go after him and think it's me, then I'll act all scared etc
[removed]: then boom - you drop all the heat on him
Topiary: ANYTHING to divert attention from that fuckign nameshub
Topiary: I'm assuming they put that to Feds
Topiary: so I might be raided soon
Topiary: fucking shit
Topiary: goddamnit
[removed]: that "nameshub" thing exposed a few peopl
[removed]: have the feds any jurisdiction in Sweden?
[removed]: ohwait
[removed]: shit :/
Topiary: don't know but I'm shitting bricks
Topiary: so I don't know what to do
Topiary: so I'm just playing it off
Topiary: "Who the fuck is Daniel Sandberg?", the whole story
[removed]: well, hopefully someone will go after the troll you stole the name off
Topiary: they should have already
Topiary: hoping so dude
Topiary: because I don't want this shit
Topiary: but yeah I deleted everything recently
[removed]: rm -rf
[removed]: fuck, I hope you DBAN-ed
Topiary: I'd like to make it to the end of the month, how long do they take to raid?
Topiary: better not hit me on April fool's day
Topiary: but yeah maybe they'll just think backtrace is a joke and not go after me
[removed]: Well shit, how long before they raided no that time?
Topiary: not very long
Topiary: bro why haven't you done what I did?
Topiary: find some network and steal someone's nick
Topiary: like someone you don't like
Topiary: then do illegal shit
Topiary: and they hit them instead
Topiary: you're using a real name
[removed]: never thought to do it...
[removed]: I'd advise taking a hammer to your drives though
Topiary: wouldn't that look suspicious if they come?
Topiary: maybe things just have to be normal
[removed]: hmmmm. use a guttmann pass - you know, like DBAN on crack?
[removed]: then reload windows or something
Topiary: yeah
Topiary: just hoping that they'll take the bait
Topiary: the fucker has been using Topiary for like a year
Topiary: trolling everyone
Topiary: for no reason
Topiary: so now we troll him, hope he's getting raided
Topiary: well whatever, we both discussed this like last year
Topiary: so...
Topiary: then I'll stop my twitter and everything
Topiary: but it isn't FUCKING WORKING
[removed]: make it look like they got the right guy
Topiary: yup
[removed]: it is also
Topiary: fucking tired of people adding me on Facebook
Topiary: to be honest I'm just gonna continue the Zelda casts as normal
Topiary: it would look REALLY weird if they stopped
[removed]: it shouldnt fsck with your normal life
Topiary: yeah, right, right
Topiary: agreed
Topiary: so that's what I'll do
Topiary: just keep it cool and carry on with it
[removed]: frame up this damn trollfaggot, and "carry on"
Topiary: hope it blows over and they start doxing Ireland fag or Scotland fag or wherever the fuck UK part he's from
Topiary: anyway I trust you so yeah
Topiary: we can keep this between us
[removed]: Wont say a word bro
[removed]: just take care
Topiary: okay gotta go
Topiary: thanks for advic
[removed]: bye! 
RIP Topiary

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