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Ian Schwartz

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In July, Ian opened his site, which is perhaps the biggest piece of shit ever shat upon the tubes of the internet. There are at least 50 posts a day, even when he claims to be on vacation (moar liek he waddled away from the basement to the fridge, amirite?). His posts mainly consist of crybaby whining about John Edwards and Hillary Clinton. He also makes sure to provide the most unoriginal explanations for his posts, usually starting off with "Well Michelle Malkin/Ann Coulter/Sean Hannity/Phil Shoopman/Fox News sez..."

Why Do Liberals Hate America?

Run by a suppposed Jew, the entire site is devoted to exposing the liberal media by showing sane arguments from the right presented by Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin, and by illegally copying and sharing clips from Fox News without their permission. He also does not allow any comments of any kind, unless it's a request to worship his tiny cock. For the last 500 posts, he has a total of about 20-30 comments. Way to waste your allowance!

Head blogger diligently at work

Trolling

Since Ian is nothing but a money grubbing jew and a thin-skinned cunt, he tries to keep his bandwidth down by refusing any and all comments that refuse to worship him as Jew-god. However, you can always post comments on his "dugg" articles, or make sure you spam his pictures to every liberal blogger and Tumblrina on the internet.

User:Umnumzana

Back in the day, Ian used to run a site called Expose the Left, which was shut down for extreme copyright infringement. That site allowed any and all comments, including some by this user. Some argue that the user Umnumzana was either blackwingdragon or purelily in disguise. He claims to be Jesus reincarnate and a compassionate conservative. Most likely he is an otherkin, as he claimed to have written several books plus a 144,000+ page dissertation, but his degree can change from day to day, as this week it is currently a doctorate in philosophy. Like blackwingdragon, he is known to spew out such gems like:

His reaction after finding out about this page:

  • One of the joys about visiting this site is that I seem to seriously threaten the egos of so many insecure, immature and ignorant people. The number of bigoted, small minded extreme left wing morons on this one site is truly astonishing. Prove it? Just watch the childish reactions to this post and these simpletons will prove it for me! I am also glad we don’t use our real names, or I would be spending a lot of time in court suing people for slander.

After the fall of Expose the Left for copyright fraud, Umnumzana migrated to Hot Air. However, in a fit of lulz, Umnumzana was banhammered for his faggotry by none other than the big clit [1]

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