Hitler Unit

The Hitler (Symbol H) is the SI Unit for meassuring Human death. The Hitler is named after the famous german painter, writer and poet Adolf Hitler.

Definition

1 (one) Hitler equals the Death of 6.0*10^6 Humans, SI-Prefixes do apply. By knowing the exact Size of one Hitler it is possible to determine if someone is worse than Hitler. Lord Xenu for example would be 176.4 times worse than hitler.

Other comparable units which are no longer in use, or only used localy:

• The Mao, which approximately equals 7,5H was only used in China and Cambodia till the early 80ies.

• The Sadam Liter (Slt) is defined by number of Hitlers through liters of crude Oil earned, and describes the efficiency of war fare.

• Kim-hour, a North Korean unit which roughly equals 28.38 Hls

Derived Units

Hitler Second

One Hitlersecond(Hls) equals 0.018 Deaths per second which is defined by dividing 6 Million through the Number of Seconds Hitler was in Office.

Hitler Density

The Hitlerdensity (Hd) is defined as number of Square Kilometers divided through the number of Hitlers caused on said surface. So the Hitler density of Hitler himself would be 0,1056Hd (633,786 km² (German Reich) / 6.000.000, = 0,1056), while the Hitler density of Jack the Ripper would be much higher 3km²(London)/5 = 0,6Hd

Hitler Squared

Hitler² is when a leader and his under leader or a husband and wife (the only acceptable union) are both as bad as or worse than Hitler and the combined force results in whatever total score being multiplied by itself* (this can of course be modified for the number of leaders if an entire party is compliant) for the final score.

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