History Lesson Riots

This was written in 2008, the next episode is even more extreme, with 10 rioters.

All these stories were written in 2008, by a then 14 year old Ziamber II.

MR HAMILTON'S HISTORY LESSON RIOT!

• At the start of the lesson, Mr Hamilton goes out of the room for 5

minuets some books from his car*

• Joe starts saying HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!*
• I throw pen at Ryan*
• goes into Mr Hamilton cupboard and takes all the books out of his

Malibu box*

• breaks Malibu box*
• lays down on the floor*
• Mr Hamilton returns*
• Mr Hamilton gives Ryan a detention
• overturns table*
• Joe gets sent into the room with the table and chair*
• Joe pushes over bookshelf and then he kicks down both doors*
• Josh snaps massive pencil and throws it at Matto*
• Josh gets sent out of the room*
• Shaun makes a comment at Josh*
• Shaun argues with Mr Hamilton*
• Shaun gets detentions for a week*
• Shaun says he is not coming to the detentions*
• Tom falls off chair*
• Ryan laughs*
• Matto says 'Hurp'*
• Josh runs back into room*
• Shaun keeps calling Mr Hamilton a Big Mac*
• Joe sets off fire alarm*
• Shaun, who has by now, got detentions untill the end of the summer

term, shouts out McDonalds Burger and gets another detention that will be in Year 10*

• Tom falls under table*
• Tom gets detention*
• Joe rips poster off wall*
• I shoot Ryan with pen*
• gets detention*
• kicks table*
• gets school detention*
• Shaun says Big Mac and gets a school detention*
• Joe smashes TV with chair*
• Shaun throws Chicken Legend at Mr Hamilton*
• Joe runs back into the room*
• Joe calls everyone a gypsy*
• Joe gets detention*
• Josh slides under the table*
• I throw a pen at Josh*
• Joe throws book at me*
• Josh pushes the TV with the broken screen down the stairs*
• Joe laughs*
• Shaun makes a comment to Josh*
• Mr Hamilton gives Shaun a school detention*
• Shaun says he is not going to any of those detentions*
• Mr Hamilton doubles all of those detentions*
• Joe says "ha ha" and laughs*
• Shaun picks up table and throws it a Joe*
• Shaun walks out of room*
• Ryan throws Josh pencil case out of window*
• Matto says "what did you do that for you hurp?"
• Joe runs out of room, finds Shaun and pushes him over*
• Mr Hamiltone gives me, Ryan and Tom another detention each*
• Ryan says "shocking!"*
• Mr Hamilton gives Ryan a school detention*
• I shout "ohm"
• gets school detention*
• Josh breaks everything that Joe has in the room*
• Joe and Shaun come back into the room*
• Josh is asked to stand outside office*
• Josh leaves the room and damages the TV even more*
• Joe kicks computer*
• Josh walks back up the stairs and throws Joe's coat down the stairs*
• Josh picks up coat, opens door and throws it into the classroom*
• Mr Hamilton leaves the room and calls the police*
• Shaun returns and when he sees the damaged computer he smashes it

compleatley*

• everyone puts tables and chairs against both doors into the room so

that no one can get in*

• finds keys and locks both doors*
• Joe and Josh dostroy all of Mr Hamilton's books*
• Shaun throws bin at Josh*
• Joe smashes window and throws DVD player out of the room*
• Ryan breaks chair*
• everyone joins in destroying the books*
• Tom breaks shelf in cupboard*
• I shout "IN THE CUPBOARD!"*
• Mr Knight calls the police*
• All of the books are ripped up and thrown out of the window*
• When Mr Hamilton says the police have been called, Josh calls him

a Big Mac*

• Josh gets detention*
• The computer keyboard is thrown out of the window by Joe and it

narrowly misses someone who is outside*

• I write hurp on the blackboard*
• All the posters are ripped down*
• Joe and Josh break a table in half*
• Shaun laughs*
• Tom and Matthew go into cupboard and hide*
• They close the cupboard door*
• Josh throws chair at door, damaging it*
• Tom climbs up on shelf*
• It breaks and he lands in a box*
• Everyone laughs*
• I shout PLOW THE MOUND!*
• Climbs up on big wooden wardrobe*
• Kicks the main door*
• Hears a banging sound coming from the cupboard*
• Everyone runs into the small room*
• Joe runs into the classroom and sees the police smashing there way

into the cupboard*

• Everyone is arrested*

THE END

Episode 2 features Ziamber II and the other 6 rioters from E1, but new this episode are Tapio and Juha, cousins who were originally from Finland, and Molly, the only female rioter.

Mr Hamilton's History Lesson riot 2

• At the start of the lesson Joe falls of chair*
• everyone laughs*
• I shout Smeegoo Jbler*
• I get detention*
• Ryan souts shocking*
• Mr Hamilton tries to continue the lesson as normal*
• I shout the man on the floor is the Bastille owner*
• gets sent out of room*
• Kicks door*
• pulls down WW2 picture off the wall and throws it down the stairs*
• I shout meighhhhhhhhhhhhh*
• Mr Hamilton sees what is happening*
• I run back through room and hide in Malibu cupboard, I am quiet in

there so he leaves me*

• Joe gets sent into the litle room*
• He goes "hurrr"*
• Mr Hamilton gives Joe a detention*
• Joe throws ruler at Mr Hamilton*
• Joe rips book in half*
• All the others start throwing things and shouting out and making

noises*

• Joe who is in the cupboard orders a Tomato pizza on his mobile phone*
• Shaun gets detention*
• Shaun throws chair*
• Mr Hamilton avoids the flying char*
• Joe runs back into the room*
• Josh calls Mr Hamilton a Big Mac*
• He gets a School detention*
• I run out of cupboard and shout aiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiiai*
• Ryan shouts big mac double cheese*
• Tom shouts Chickerty China the Chineese Chicken*
• Tom gets detention*
• Molly snaps pen*
• Joe turns on the new TV*
• Josh turns it off*
• Mr Hamilton gives them both a detention*
• I shout O.H.M*
• I get detention*
• Tapio starts being stupid*
• Joe laughs*
• Juha bangs table*
• Tapio and Juha get detentions*
• They ask what a detention is*
• Mr Hamilton gives them both a school detention*
• Shaun tells then not to go to any of those detentions*
• Shaun gets school detention*
• He starts to protest his innocence*
• Mr Hamilton keeps doubling the detentions*
• Shaun is sent out of room and Juha gets another detention*
• Everyone starts throwing things*
• Mr Hamilton gives everyone school detentions*
• Matthew throws pencil case*
• He gets sent out of room*
• Juha throws book*
• He gets sent into the little room*
• Everyone still in the room laughs*
• Tapio runs into the cupboard*
• I shout he's in the cupboard!*
• Joe spills Lucozade*
• Mr Hamilton takes the bottle off Joe*
• Joe hits him and snatches his bottle back*
• Mr Hamilton goes to get Mr Holmes and Mr Knight*
• The pizza arrives and Joe and Josh share it*
• They agree when Mr Hamilton returns they will throw a bit of pizza

at him*

• When he returns he notices that everyone has gone into Mrs Reads room*
• Mr Hamilton goes into Mrs Read's Room*
• Shaun and Ryan tear up the RE books and throw them at Molly and Joe*
• They both call Mr Hamilton a Big Mac*
• Josh throws a slice of pizza at Mr Hamilton*
• Joe and Josh get school detentions*
• Mr Hamilton decides to call the police*

• Josh locks the door into Room 10 and the door out onto the landing

by room 12*

• Molly puts tables and chairs for both doors*
• Everyone thinks it is a good Idea*
• Tom snaps a pencil that he found in room 11*
• Shaun and Ryan go into the room 11 cupboard*
• They throw books out of the window*
• Joe, Molly and Josh decide do do lots of damage*
• I said I would join in with them*
• I break the TV system, including the DVD and video player*
• Josh takes the other TV into Room 12*
• Molly tells Shaun and Ryan to take some of the books into Room 12*
• Tapio hits Matthew*
• Matthew calls him a chav*
• Throws water at Juha*
• Soon a massive pile of books, and paper is at the front of Mr

Hamilton room*

• Joe throws the computer onto the pile*
• I tell Shaun to break the Malibu box*
• Shaun breaks Malibu box*
• All 10 of us are putting stuff on the pile*
• I turn on Mrs Reads Tv and watches the Simpsons*
• Everyone is bashing the tables to the music at the end*
• Tapio put Mrs Reads TV on the pile*
• Tom calls everyone a Hurp*
• Joe writes gypsy on the blackboard*
• He then crushes all the chalk and there is dust everywhere*
• I run through the small room and kick the metal cupboard*
• I pick up bin and trows it through the little room*
• Cracks cupboard window*
• Josh throws chair at window, it cracks*
• Ryjoor throws the chair at it again, it cracks even more*
• Joe picks up table and rams it agains window, it smashes*
• I scratch Ohm into the table*
• Juha smashes another window*
• Tapio throws a chair and it nearley hits Matthew*
• Joe and Josh try to break a radiator in room 11*
• I shout Smeegoo Radiators!*
• Joe calls me a gypsy*
• I throw a pencil at him*
• Joe throws empty pizza box at me*
• On the box it says Juha's pizza house*
• I Laugh*
• I throw it a Juha*
• He goes aiaiaia and throws it out the window*
• Shaun snaps computer keyboard in Mr Hamilton room*
• I throw it onto the pile*
• Ryan shoots Tom with pen*
• Juha breaks shelf in cupboard*
• I shout out Tapio *
• Tapio is not happy and he pushes him over*
• Josh finds a plate on Mr Hamilton's desk and he smashes it over

Joe's head*

• He calls him a brutal chav*
• Kasey throws chair at room 10 door*
• Matthew and Tom keep kicking the wall*
• After Joe throws another chair at the door room 10 is evacuated*
• Ryan Breaks chair*
• Tapio snaps all of Ryan's pencils and pens*
• I call Tapio a Big Mac*

• Joe and Josh set the pile in Mr Hamilton room on fire*
• Molly rips down blinds*
• I join in*
• Shaun throws the blinds onto the fire*
• Tom throws Joe's coat onto the fire*
• Josh sprays fire extinguisher at Tapio*
• Josh throws the fire extinguisher at the clock and it breaks*
• I shout "THIS IS TURNING INTO A FULL SCALE RIOT"*
• Shaun cracks a window*
• Joe smashes the window cracked by Shaun*
• I shout BIG MAC DOUBLE CHEESE out of the broken window*
• Kasey throws the fire extinguisher out of the window*
• Ryan and Tom laugh*
• Tapio and Juha put my pencil case on the fire*
• I hit them both*
• Mathew stands on table*
• Joe starts another fire, this time in the middle of the room*
• Josh puts another book on the fire*
• Matthew puts his chav hat on*
• I call him a Matty Batty*
• Tapio rips his chv hat and throws it on the fire*
• I put the broken clock on the fire*
• I burn Josh's green coat*
• He throws a 2p coin at me*
• I throw coin out of the window*

• As the room is almost taken over by the fire we all go into

Mrs Read's Room*

• Josh starts fire in the Malibu cupboard*
• Josh and Joe say they will not start any fires in room 11*
• Tapio and Juha smash windows*
• I break open video and wrap the tape around the room*
• Molly breaks whiteboard*
• I shout out McGwanalds Burger*
• Matthew climbs onto OHP*
• It breaks and he falls onto Tom*
• Both are not injured*
• I take broken OHP and throw it into Mr Brackstones room, which

is now compleatley on fire*

• Josh takes down clock and throws it onto the fire*

THE POLICE AND FIRE BRIGADE ARE CALLED BUT THEY ARE VERY BUSY AT THE TIME AND THEY CAN'T COME FOR A LEAST 30 MINUETS

• Mr Knight tells everyone to evacuate the room*
• Joe calls him a gypsy*
• Tapio, Juha and Molly write all over the wall*
• I rip down posters and put them on the fire*
• The fire is now coming into the little room*
• Josh allows me to use his mobile phone and I keep annoying the people

in the Spyro Canyon*

• Ryan throws bookshelf*
• It snaps a table in half*
• Shaun laughs*
• Joe picks up part of the broken table and rams it agains the wall*
• It dents the wall*
• Crushes DVD player with chair*
• Burns DVD player*
• Shaun kicks chair*
• Joe goes "merrrrrgh*
• He shakes up a bottle of Lucozade and it goes all over Juha and

Matthew*

• The end of school bell goes*
• I lie down on the floor*
• Matthew says the man on the floor is the Taliban leader*
• Ryan makes a stupid noise*
• I throw empty Hurpade bottle on the fire*
• I spill water all over Juha*
• Tapio kicks me*
• I call him a stupid tapioca*
• Juha throws heavy book at me*

• Everyone makes plans to climb out of window in 5 minuets and when

they do Josh and Joe will start another fire in the cupboard and room 11 to add to the fire which is almost destroyed the little room*

• Matthew is the first to leave via the broken window*
• He stands on the corridor roof*
• Ryan is next*
• Tom throws a chair out of the window than leaves*
• Ryan brakes drainpipe*
• Tom kicks in the skylight above Mr Holmes' office*
• Me, Shaun, Tapio and Juha climb out the window*
• Molly climbes out*
• Joe starts fire in cupboard and climbs out the window*
• Josh starts fire in room and leaves*
• We are all standing on the corridor roof*
• Joe breaks another drainpipe and throws it into room 12*
• Mr Hamilton sees that his room is on fire*
• Shaun calls him a Big Mac*
• Mr Knight is furios and says that we will all be arrested and have

to pay for the damage*

• Josh calls Mr Knight a chav*
• We all jump down through the skylight into Mr Holmes' office*
• Joe kicks cupboard*
• Shaun writes Mr Hamilton is a Big Mac on the wall*
• Molly breaks the computer screen by putting a compass through it*
• I swing on chair*
• Josh and Joe rip all the books and papers and put them in a pile*
• It starts to rain*
• Water comes in through the broken skylight*
• Everyone laughs*
• Mr Knight comes in with the police and SWAT team*
• We are all arrested*
• The Fire brigade come and put out the fire which has destroyed

4 rooms*

                            THE END

After the riot rooms 12 and 11 and to be compleatley rebuilt. All the books were destroyed by the fire and the books that were thrown out of the window were ripped and damaged by the rain. Windows, chairs, tables and doors were destroyed. TVs, Computers, DVD players and even an OHP were destroyed.