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Hannah Sabata

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Bank image - Wearing the same shirt in the video.
Make up and a grainy cam does wonders.

Hannah Sabata is a criminal mastermind who robbed a bank and immediately went home and posted a YouTube video about it. She loves Greenday.

Chick Bank Robber


   
 
I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!
 

 
 

Hannah Sabata - Youtube video description

Conviction

Hannah was sentenced to 10-20 years in prison after giving this hilarious plea for leniency:

"I shouldn't have robbed a bank. It wasn't the best day of my life. I was just manic. I learned that robbing a bank takes you to jail. I'm sorry I scared the teller, I wish I could take it back. I shouldn't have stolen that money, it wasn't mine. I want to be an art teacher and I want to make the world a beautiful place. I'll never rob a bank again."

Her lawyers then begged for probation with this speech:

At 17, she lost her virginity to a carnival worker who gave her HIV. Later, she became pregnant with another man and they married while she was in high school. Her husband was sentenced to prison. In the last trimester of her pregnancy, she stopped taking her HIV medication which increased the risk of her child contracting HIV. Her son was born HIV negative, but Health and Human Services took custody from her, based on the reasons of her mental illness and not taking her HIV medications. She has never had custody of her son.

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