Hal Turner 3807 shownotes

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This Hal Turner show started off normally, with normal intro theme and speech, if you can ever call him normal.

Noted changed number, 201-484-0060

• Having alot of fun getting phone calls from mainstream media
• Talking about website
• Protest
• Talks about handling pranks terribly
• "Botched up reaction"
• It was like "epic"
• Internet radio is serious
• College kids prank called
• Responded liek an asshole
• Caused more stuff to happen
• Reacting okay and badly
• Talks about protest
• Would look ridiculous in Habbo attire, old, fat, bad shape
• Wore the fake afro, have more hair
• Protests previously
• Threats of bodily harm
• Get his goat
• Psychos
• "Throw barracades and kerosene into house"
• "One stray bullet to kill son"
• Imagine your parents
• Thinking to self, last protest the North Bergen pd sealed PatPlank RD 1/2mi
• Talked to terrorism liasion ofc - have handeled all protests the same, just relax
• What could I do to help headlines - reporter called; free media attention; front page newspaper
• All publicity is good publicity
• More hits, more listeners
• protest = newsworthy
• Hal has a big suprise, won't tell.. Manical laugh, it's priceless. So cool. It's gonna make the front page. I guarantee it. Hal *Thinks protesters aren't going to like it.
• Not fond of Hitler, but respects Neo-Nazis as citizens
• Friday is dumb for protest, work + school + traffic = no raid
• Saturday is better for protest
• Insults OPP & EoH; piling on protest, only wanting publicity

-- break for commercial--

-- return with music --

-- cue turner --

• Hal plugs show
• Talks about FM Radio transmitter (boring)
• Talks about running for running House of Reps 2000
• Parade, nigro, looked like a nerd, photo, Turner Diaries
• Plugs Turner Diaries, read in one day, that good
• Tim McVaugeh Federal bldg, good book, people blow up government = good thing
• kids dying = tragic, baby + firemen = broken up
• Politicans = lying, cheating scumbags
• Orders = lots of people dying
• Straighten out country by grabbing politicans by tune-up (Physical alteration to improve performance)
• Democrats, republicans, calls GOP Gay Old Perverts.
• Mark Foley (Bone them in the butt)
• Gay stepbrother, HIV Positive, T Cell count low, classified as having AIDS
• People are born gay (First intelligent thing he says)
• No sense criticizing gay people, no control
• Politicians would do well to be tuned up
• Put hal's face on Turner diaries
• Ultimate tune-up
• Darrel Lamont Jenkins - OPP did it
• Loser following Hal since March 17th, 2000
• Bonehead
• Pathetic, entire life is focused on Hal
• Talks to chans
• Finds all sorts of things wrong with Hal
• Daryl in drag as catholic nun
• Collects photos of naked nazi skinheads <3 (Editors note: Should probably talk to this guy moar..)
• Call him Re-Run
• Faaaat Albert
• Old drunk, Floyd Cochran
• Beard, bum, wino
• Website, focused on Hal.
• Figured it out: Bizarre sexual obsession with Hal
• Men are supposed to speak what's on their mind
• OPP and EoH - Cuckolded
• No balls
• Attack hal for fun and epeen
• Perpetual jewish winers complain about Hal
• Rabbi Suckadick
• National Council of La Raaaaaaaza [IMMA CHARGIN LA RAAAAAZA]
• LA RAZA - The Race in Spanish
• National council of white people - racist

--- TEH EMAIL ---

• From: Joseph Vincent, didn't believe
• Told him he was full of shit
• Channers know him as Victor Kullian (Lol wut)

-- Email begin --

• Reads email, dated 3/5/07
• Hello scumbag (greeting)

Hal siiighs and awes

• Will be at protest
• Different person now (Lol wut)
• Won't be able to hurt him or anon
• Publish, make day
• Harmless as you come
• Calling all your friends
• You can't hurt us
• Might not be anonymous but not one to fuck with
• You can call me Shiago

-- Pause for break --

-- Enter Music --

-- Cue Hal --

• Had to remind self of free speech motto
• Must respect others free speech as well
• Sticks up ass, worst way
• Hard to be objective and noble
• Approving comments, not reading, listener comments
• Channers wanted to listen, fight to stop DDoSing

-- Resume email--

• Regardless of fact, pathetic
• Hal for begs every penny, like a dog for food
• Bring your weapons, I'll be there
• Martyr for what is right (LOL WUT?!)
• World without racism, bastardized christians
• Every asset on every issue against you
• White nationalists using god as a shield made him athiest
• So hal, does the rush of fear drive you raw through your veins?
• No physical, want peace, but will humiliate all white christians
• Pride is one of 7 deadly sins, find out why

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-- Reply from Hal --

• You have no clue whatsoever what I'm planning
• We'll see who has the last laugh

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-- Reply from Shiago --

• Really, you have no idea who is coming
• La raza
• US HCC Hispanic Chamber of commerce
• Reconsider plans
• Plan won't go anywhere
• Call your redneck friends, neonazi
• 20 people, each armed with semi-autos
• Left numerous calls/emails with News
• Hannity and local news will be protection

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-- Reply 2 from Hal --

• I doubt the council of la raza knows
• FULL of shit

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-- Reply 2 from Shiago --

• Defiant until the end Hal
• Called NY office, talked to DC office
• Talked to Eleanor Palacose
• Interested, support and endorse, but only with 500+ protesters, plus news media
• Would hardly focus on a scumbucket like you, but protest is good media
• Burying yourself Hal
• White flags
• History full of lies and deciet
• Scared shitless
• Soon peaceful protest, make america better place

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• Hal doesn't habeeb it
• No difference will it make
• No protest will change anything about him

-- Hypothetical protest --

• Files for permit, town grants.
• Real threats, permit in the air
• Other channers hurting channers
• Town specifies location and time
• Peaceably assemble
• Gov't has authority to limit time/place/manner
• Security zone
• No protesters in condos
• Neighbors are great with Hal
• Signs, media, tell neighbors what they already know
• Achieve? -- LULZ!
• Will it make a difference?
• People will forget about it shortly
• Hal will still be around
• Travel money wasted
• Hal serious laughter
• Protest a guy who can't give a shit less
• Won't make a difference

-- Cue break --

-- Cue intro --

-- Cue Hal --

• Walked through protest
• 500, 1000, 2000, 5000, 10,000 protesters
• Go home, merry way, backflips to promise peaceful
• Whole sleu of cops
• North Bergen PD 60 units, NJ STATE, Hudson Cty, Jersey City, Union City, West NY, FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force, NJ Office of Counter-Terrorism SWAT from last protest
• Hal wouldn't dare do anything illegal
• Hahah, wrong. ^
• Going to do something, not certain if illegal, if it is then will be arrested
• No way it can be stopped
• Not small, really big
• Humilation will be EPIC!
• Opening phones.
• Will accept all calls, IF calls are civil. Will all-ow callers to do anything but not sickening
• Plugs Paul Gheller
• Bel-Air, girl
• Clueless, some bullshit about the wizard of oz, 9000 drops of water
• Show has no script, it's not a movie, 2 hours is hard to do without fun
• Hal's 44, 45 in the month
• Mental capaticy stretched
• "You don't always catch the "lawlz""
• Doing it for the "lawlz"
• Plugs number
• Opens lines
• Talks about Scouter Libby
• Hearing rumors about Cheney stepping down
• Blame it on health ^
• Artie Wheeler having bypass
• Hal has a job, lol
• Talks about Obama
• DJ got in trouble; "Clean darkie" comment about Obama

-- Cue break, mentions /b/ and /i/ --

-- Cue music --

-- Cue Hal --

(Call section: Double-indent is Hal unless otherwise noted)

-- First caller: Terry, Cleveland OH --

• How do you feel about million man march
  • Watched it on TV, cool idea
  • Lack of family in black community
  • Good idea for black men to take responisbility
  • Worthy goal, don't know about achievements
• -Inaudiable-
  • Don't recall what accomplishment
  • Promise Keepers, big part
  • Many black children, grow up in family w/o father
  • Didn't like donations
• Also cocks
  • If that makes you happy, go suck on one. Lulz.

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-- Caller Two: Eric, Saratoga NY --

• Heard show before Hal
• Girl Bel-Air'd, then played along
• Out there, hal is more reasonable
• Wanted to know, after protest to go out to Hell Resturant
  • Are you asking me out?
  • Do you wanna see me in hell
• TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL
• Also DESU DESU DESU spam
  • Hal is glad, he wants to know what DESU means, puts caller on hold, asks, releases caller
• Desu spam continues
  • Hal drops call

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-- Caller Three: Jason, TX --

• Best show evar
• Nice that it's being dealt with nicely, not childishly
  • Hal admits he was an asshat
• Jason tells Hal about Desu
  • Dressed up as a raider, would be epicly funny, nobody would know what to do
  • Channers are on the same wave as hal
  • Hal is an asshole, no choice but to show Hal he was an asshole
• Mentions Tom Green
  • General anarchay - Serious sick stuff said to Hal; gangrape wife, killing child
  • Arrogance and -inaudiable-
  • Crank calls
  • Leave mom alone
  • Threat, overt sick stuff
  • Went off the deep end
• Mentions beat up aussie kid
• How can Hal worship jew son (Jesus) as a white nationalist
  • Hal talks about religion, tl;dr
• You're a faggot, go fuck yourself

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-- Caller Four: Adam Reimer, CAN --

• Talks about weather (mutual)
• Milkbags
• Thanks for $3,000,000 advertising
  • No advertising, media coverage will be worth millions
    • Call Waiting blip (Hal's end)
• Show is better today, no screening
• Over 9000, see you at protest

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-- Caller Five: Kirtaner --

• Hal seems distressed
  • Asks about domain forwarding
• Kirt admits he has no idea, crazy stunt, harmless prank
• Had fun over the weeks (mutual)
• Thanks Hal for the lulz and things to do
  • Upside is everyone can laugh at harmless prank
  • Annoyance factor was great for Channers
  • Protest will help put it to rest
• Kirtaner hopes he will make it to protest, working with passport
  • Hal reclaimed domains
  • Asks about ID theft for domains
• Kirt again says crazy stunt
  • Hal asks about goods and services, will it be billed
• No
  • Asks about Ian
  • Somebody sent Hal with Ian in women's underwear
  • Perfect for each other (Kirt and Ian)

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-- Caller Six: The Shining --

• Paul's show question
• Mom's house fire video
• As a joke
  • Poor taste
  • Mom is 63 dad in bad health
  • Morning of the fire, damage
  • Nobody knew of a gas can left by dad used for snow blower
  • Wasn't cause, but Hal never talked about it
  • No evidence of an accelerant
  • No sign of foul play
  • Be careful of the jokes
• Desu flood

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-- Caller Seven: Yankee Jim, Cat infested Jewskill mountains --

• Hal's good
• Yankee Jim tells a joke, badly
• Show was interesting before
• Girl was intelligent, paul caught the bel-air and played it off
  • Paul didn't know bel-air
• Talks about pool (mutual)
  • POOL WAS CLOSED
• Nobody knows what Pool's Closed means (mutual)
  • Hal thinks Pool's Closed = you're out of business
• YJ thinks nigger got in pool and pissed it
  • Hal tells a story, tl;dr
  • ^Dad doesn't like niggers in Hal's pool
  • THE POOL WAS CLOSED.
  • Hal's mother was more sane
  • Judge by charecter
• Stereotypes are mostly true (mutual)
  • Hal treats people decently on initial contact
  • Tech support, lol
  • Tech was jamacian, 45-55 y/o
  • Decent guy

-- Quick break, continues call below --

• Asks about archive - yes
• Channers arguing amongst selves
  • Hal takes blame about being an asshole
  • Hal let the few influence the outcome of everything, stupid, apologises
  • Kept responding badly
  • hit in head with 2x4 electronic, sunk in
• Mighty white
• People appreciate honesty and boldness
  • Segue - topic change
• Islander negros badmouth american nigras
• YJ is always right
• Hal used to run a commerical, sharks
  • Can't find it
• Pool of sharks, 1 or 2 won't bite
• Not gonna put kid in water, pool's closed
• Interesting callers
• Talks about snow
• Called mom with help with snow
• Went over, parents want it done their way
• Yelled at Yakee Jim about snow
• Bel-Air'd Hal.

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-- Caller Eight: Grandmother Elisabeth & Artie --

• Talks about Artie briefly
• Artie says he's doing alright, talks about surgery, quad bypass, new heart valve
• Talks about surgery further
  • • Call waiting, line four

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-- Caller Nine: Shiago --

• Asshole.
• Richard mongler, tech support, donating
• Namefag, lying piece of shit
• In lolsuit
• Shout-outs.. tl;dr
• (Shiago is clearly nervous)
• What is the suprise?
  • Hal won't tell.
  • Hal talks about his weight
• Asks about suprise
  • Will hint later
• Big black guy with AIDS and fuck us in the asshole?
• tl;dr (mutual)
  • Asking about anonymous - Pool's closed
• Tells the habbo story, tl;dr (Plus he mispronounced, it's hah-bow, not haebow)
• Guy Fawkes mask
• Desu spam, takes a breath,
  • Hal talks about that

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-- Caller Ten: John --

• Asks what hal's wearing
  • Jeans and sweatshirt
• Asks jeansize
  • Are you coming on to me?
• Might be
  • Thanks but I'm not interested, but it's flattering.
• Really like you hal, sexually, emotionally, constantly think about you -
  • Does that involve fapping?
• Alot, every day
  • To me?
• Yeah, only to you
  • This is getting twisted
• Shoutout to LazyTown
• Gb2/bed/ Hal (mutual)
  • sup hal

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-- Caller Eleven: Soundboard DBZ --

• I've been keeping tabs on the man lately.
  • And?
• And?
  • And what about it?
• It doesn't make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert.
  • Well thank you very much, is there anything else?
• That's right.
• I think it's in my other pants pocket.
  • Well thank you for your pre-recorded call.
• Yes.

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-- Caller Twelve: Shank --

• Lurk the fuck moar
• Murk the fuck loar
• Failing the fuck hard
• Get off the internet.
  • He's angry!
  • Angsty callers!

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-- Caller Thirteen: tl;dr dude (Probably Fred Phelps) --

TL;DR!!!! A boring caller, that talked about religion, Evolution and tl;dr shit.

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-- Caller Fourteen: Fake moot --

• Sorry about the raids, had nothing to do with it
  • Hal is thinking about calling off the lolsuit
  • Jerk
  • Big expenses
  • Nothing to achieve
  • No desire to do it
• That would be lovely
• Asks about Jamie Vasquez
  • In May, rallies for immigrant amnesty
  • Hal hired banner, "NO AMESTY, BEANERS GO HOME"
• Moot laughs
• Mootxico
  • Jamie harassed wife/son in garage, verbal abuse
  • "He left in an ambulance"
• Moot talks about killing someone w/ 8 gauge, tripple barrel
• Would you like to combine 4chan and Turner?
  • 4churner?
• Most of channers are joking around
• Hal is a /b/tard, lurked moar (mutual)
• Alot of swearing
• (Synergy
• Moot likes that word (Toyota mirite?)
• Habbo attire (Mutual)
• Anon has never seen enemy be kind to throw off raid
  • Too many people, too much talent
  • Channers are good w/ computers
  • No happy medium
• Jerry Springer of the airwaves
• Liberal pussy, responsibility of freedom of speech
  • Hal doesn't mean racist terms against entire races, just specific people
• Asks about white crime
  • "Savage white trash"
• Racism is funny, but in serious context it's legit hatred
  • Call back next week

(Note: It wasn't moot. Moot has denied it in an email.)

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-- Show closing --

-- Cut to .977 - The 80's Channel --

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