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ED Update

"We are migrating to new hardware this week and will be upgrading mediawiki. Things should be a lot better then, although a LOT of shit is gonna break. - zaiger"
So ED is getting an update and there is going to be a need for people on hand to help smooth the transition and tackle any front-end issues that might arise. Zaiger has very recently ordered the necessary equipment and the process will begin soon after it arrives. This is advanced warning, when it occurs do not lose your shit and convince yourself that ED is being ddos'd by Russian cyber agents, because it isn't. If you are available afterward do make yourself useful and tackle whatever may arise since this will be a fairly large undertaking. - Phobos 15:15, 14 January 2015 (EST)

I think it could be a good idea to put this on the main page, which is what most people see everytime they access ED. --LmaoZedong 14th January 20158

• no no let's not. I enjoy causing discomfort and frustration. oddguy 16:24, 14 January 2015 (EST)

Your oversized heads are causing discomfort and frustration to talk pages. Conform to the new signature policy like the rest of us, you Zionist rebel. Vermin   21:56, 16 January 2015 (EST)

Ed is not being updated  SeeBeen   22:08, 18 January 2015 (EST)

oddguy stop being a jew, I think it should be added to the main page yes Tigercommander 02:26, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Don't do anything. I will post a message if we need it. It will be done by Feb 1. --Mantequilla (talk) 11:20, 16 January 2015 (EST)

What would change with this update exactly? Tigercommander 11:24, 16 January 2015 (EST)

Ed is not being updated, mediawiki software update would kill ed for at least a month, we'll do it during the summer probably  SeeBeen   22:08, 18 January 2015 (EST)

New Admins

We have 2 new crats, SeeBeen and Ilovejesus69. SeeBeen is our new sysadmin, so he will be doing all of the technical things behind the scenes, and Ilovejesus69 is the new forum admin and will be working mainly on EDF2. Both of them are bureaucrats on the wiki and admins on the forum and have the same say on ED as I do. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:05, 18 January 2015 (EST)

So... two more people to constantly ban-grab each other every other two minutes? From what I've seen (with Boudica and Tiger presently) that's all the admins here do. They just randomly hurl out nonsense bans (mostly to each other) like a proverbial shit sprinkler all over the RC. I realize it's ED and all, the proverbial rent-dodging, dick-sucking, crack-whore of Internet sites, but it might be nice to see at least some attempt made towards professionalis-er, yeah, I guess probably not actually. Carry on! :D

--U Mad Bro 04:04, 19 January 2015 (EST)

It was funnier when puddles was a complete faggot. You just try way too hard at it. - Phobos 21:49, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Nope, I have no intentions to seriously edit ED. I'm the sysadmin fgt  SeeBeen   08:27, 19 January 2015 (EST)

So you're basically ED's pimp daddy, takin off yer rings before "schoolin" the bitch and all. --U Mad Bro 08:39, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I am the law!  SeeBeen   08:42, 19 January 2015 (EST)

No, they will be making sure that stops. Apparently I am either too nice or too busy, so people walk all over me and do as they please. With new bureaucrats they can help me babysit and reorganize the staff if/as they see fit. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:49, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I'm sorry for the retarded ban war i got into, but anyway what he meant is that they are bureaucrats, I think that's a good thing cuz it will help end sysop wars as those guys can op/deop ppl and as he said they get the same say as mantequilla does Tigercommander 04:10, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Wait, why are you apologizing? It's an inherent "flaw" to the crack-whore as I see it, I don't think there's any actual way to mitigate the issue, other than not having admins, but then that would create more shit. Ultimately I think it comes down to, "shit tolerance", how much senseless shit the site can reasonably handle while still maintaining some semblance of a coherent, directed purpose. --U Mad Bro 04:19, 19 January 2015 (EST)

You should change your username to "I'm always mad af bro", because that would be much more fitting. ♥♥♥ 11:00, 19 January 2015 (EST)

You never did enough reading as a child. Not of the right sort anyway. --U Mad Bro 11:14, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Reading is for gaylords, I'd rather smoke weed. ♥♥♥ 11:47, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I knew a guy once who injected two whole marijuanas at once and DIED! Still think it's cool? --U Mad Bro 11:55, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I knew a guy once who spent all day looking at words on the internet & working on developing life-threatening issues with high blood pressure! Still think it's cool? ♥♥♥ 11:57, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Silly Meepsheep, that's what BUTTER is for! If you eat a stick of butter a day it will lubricate your blood vessels thus solving any worry of high blood pressure. Science bitches, it works! --U Mad Bro 12:01, 19 January 2015 (EST)

	“	I have no intentions of doing anything productive, ever. Serbia.	„
	—SeeBeen - Bureaucrat

CobaltCat 10:39, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Please make this into a QOTN. So my ePeen can grow  SeeBeen   12:30, 19 January 2015 (EST)

You are supposed to be sucking his dick cobalt Tigercommander 10:40, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Grow some balls, tiger. DNJACK 11:28, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I'm just too much peace loving Tigercommander 11:29, 19 January 2015 (EST)

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• Seriously tiger, can you stop sucking literally every dick? oddguy 11:33, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Dude he is talking about why i didn't unban him yesterday when phobos banned him, I just knew that phobos would have just banned him again and again and it would have been a retarded ban war, also about sucking seenbeen's dick if thats what u mean, it was a joke..he.he.he Tigercommander 11:40, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I was talking about you telling me to suck dick repeatedly, and now telling Cobalt too, just to be clear. DNJACK 11:59, 19 January 2015 (EST)

So cute, do you know what the word satire means? Tigercommander 12:15, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I'm phobos - Phobos 11:59, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I'm Meepsheep :^) ♥♥♥ 12:05, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I'm a jackass! :D

No, seriously, I really am a total jackass.

--U Mad Bro 12:07, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Hi. I'm ilj69. If you have forum-related matters or delicious new memes, stop by and see me. Ilovejesus69 12:31, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Nice to meet you guys ••General Niggerson 12:36, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Nice to meet you, hope we can be frens. ♥♥♥ 13:14, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Ilovejesus69 is also programmed to be helpful in discussing any sexual frustrations or personal problems anyone may have. His private inbox on the forum is a safe place for sharing. Vermin   12:57, 19 January 2015 (EST)

This is absolutely correct. In fact, if you need advice, tips, or general guidance with any area of your life, let me know. Ilovejesus69 16:19, 19 January 2015 (EST)

It's true, Ilovejesus once counseled Boudy and I on the forums after a lengthy, entertaining exchange we had in an epic thread. I've been able to appreciate her plus-sized existence on EDF ever since.

Idk about that SeeBeen character, though.. his signature is so large and intimidating. Vermin   17:42, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Da fuck are these niggas suggesting? Deop people for giving joke bans to other sysops?--Boudica 13:00, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Deop people for fucking around so much that other people start bitching to zaiger  SeeBeen   21:30, 19 January 2015 (EST)

^This, I wake up to 50 emails a day from ppl complaining about my staff, half of which is from other staff. I am not putting up with it much more. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:01, 21 January 2015 (EST)

yes can you imagine? stop banning ppl! Tigercommander 13:02, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Why do you feel the need to give your opinion on everybody else's opinion depiste only being on the site for about a month?Kindly stfu.--Boudica 13:11, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Stop banning me and i will, also im here for almost 2 months now Tigercommander 13:15, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Congratulations to the new sysadmins :) --LmaoZedong 19th January 2015

Yes hello, reporting in. - Scamp ^(Talk) - 18:09, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Scampi, I've missed you.~ *hugs* I wanted to recommend the band Screeching Weasel to you if you weren't already aware of their punk rock greatness. Vermin   18:33, 19 January 2015 (EST)

I had thought this notice would be buried under other, more masturbatory topics. My overestimation knows no bounds. —  VX  22:07, 19 January 2015 (EST)

Hi, im Likeicare, im posting here 10 days later because im fashionable like that, im the best thing to ever happen to this site and probably the entire internet in general. Real talk though for those that dont know i spend the majority of my time on EDF causing chaos and in irc telling other, less mature members of the staff on how to behave and be an idiot without making it a problem for the wiki. Sometimes i actually edit and when i do its pure literary gold, thxbai --Likeicare 05:01, 27 January 2015 (EST)

Hey Zaiger, How Come The Old ED Article "Barney Bunch" Is Being Flushed/Redirected?

Looks like your girl Boudica is in "baleet fucking everything" mode... again, I mean. --U Mad Bro 01:08, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Going by the decision of multiple admins on this one.--Boudica 01:15, 20 January 2015 (EST)

I'm pretty sure the opinions of other admins don't matter much, it's site policy to be inclusive, even when it comes to raggedy old shit... seriously, wasn't this already explained to you like... just last week? Also I think you're confusing "random fucking around" with "decision making". It looks like VX was just being an angsty little trouble-maker for the fun of it and then you took that as an excuse to turn a mole hill into a mountain. Which wouldn't be the first time you've done that either. It's like you feel the need to suck up to certain people and they know you're dumb enough to suck their cocks, so they go and do stupid shit to see if you'll be enticed into fucking up like a clown for them. --U Mad Bro 01:23, 20 January 2015 (EST)

It's a .com-era article, which automatically means it shouldn't be deleted. Aside from that, it violates no policy, and just because the page history shows two admins (and a former admin) redirecting it back in 2013 doesn't mean you should step in at 2015 and delete the entire article for no reason. Vermin   01:24, 20 January 2015 (EST)

See below. My impression was the edit war was decided on years ago. Again I have no issue with the redirect being expanded. ^reply 01:29, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Right, the edit war appeared to be over the original wording, as it was originally written from a vanity angle. The vanity was removed years ago, however, and doesn't exist in the current version, so there's no reason to rekindle that already-solved issue two years into the future on a false premise of consensus.

Also I understand you are pro-expansion, I was just adding to your comment. Vermin   01:36, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Well, I understand why it was getting reverted back to a redirect. However I also know that my former boss would probably prefer that we expand it into an article that everyone can enjoy. ^reply 01:47, 20 January 2015 (EST)

There's that user-friendly, pro-content weasel I remember. Vermin   01:53, 20 January 2015 (EST)

(cur | prev) 02:22, 22 April 2012 Mantequilla (Talk | contribs) (30 bytes) (Redirected page to The Barney Bunch)

I don't see any harm in expanding the redirect but fuck it ^reply 01:19, 20 January 2015 (EST)

IMO, it's a pretty shit article that should be a redirect to 13-year-old boy. Cause it reads like shit. ••General Niggerson 01:35, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's shit. If you don't like it, then don't read it, but don't delete someone's long-standing work just because you don't like it. Vermin   01:47, 20 January 2015 (EST)

I don't hate it or anything, I just think that it reads like it came from Uncyclopedia and would probably be best if it gets redirected to 13-year-old boy unless someone makes the article in their userspace to make it better ••General Niggerson 01:58, 20 January 2015 (EST)

The same can be said of thousands of other articles...

PrincessElizabeth013

Minax

Kanadajin

Birthday29

The site is literally over-flowing with shit-articles at this point, but it's site policy to be inclusive, even if it's shit. Your "opinion" doesn't mean fuck all. Hell even I think it's as bad as those articles I just listed, but unless you want to start flushing thousands of other articles you best check yerself there, Edith. --U Mad Bro 01:49, 20 January 2015 (EST)

U mad bro I just noticed all the posts you made on TJC are as follows

• Hey Zaiger, What's Up With The Image Flushes?
• Hey Zaiger, How Come We Can't Upload Pictures Of Spergs And Gingers?
• Hey Zaiger, How Come The Old ED Article "Barney Bunch" Is Being Flushed/Redirected?

Tigercommander 01:52, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Nice obvious derailment attempt. Vermin   01:55, 20 January 2015 (EST)

And as a result...

"No, they will be making sure that stops. Apparently I am either too nice or too busy, so people walk all over me and do as they please. With new bureaucrats they can help me babysit and reorganize the staff if/as they see fit. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:49, 19 January 2015 (EST)"

...can't really say as they're doing a bang up job so far, but shit like this was part of the reason why he brought the two new admins on.

PS - What was Zaiger's response/reaction to all those? --U Mad Bro 01:58, 20 January 2015 (EST)

• We've been busy with the server migration, I've taken care of it. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:41, 20 January 2015 (EST)

I agree the extra help was a good idea. I would personally enjoy lending my hand as a crat. I check everything regularly, and operate by policy and neutrality. Off and on for the last 6 years, I've had my fun as a nude-posting troll, a writer for new articles, a participant in non-existent civil wars, and a janitor improving templates on ED.

These days I have fun helping maintain the front page, encouraging writers/new users, promoting new content, and helping enforce policies. There aren't many active admins who care to do all that. Vermin   02:17, 20 January 2015 (EST)

I'm just stating that all your TJC posts caused a retarded war of some sort, good jobTigercommander 02:04, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Then go bitch at Zaiger. I'm not a mind reader, I'm just familiar with his policies. If you have a problem with those posts then you have a problem with Zaiger's policies.... not me. I don't even fuckin agree with a lot of his policies myself. Like I said, I think the article is pretty shit and if it were my site I'd probably have trashed it long ago, but it's not my site and I don't set the policies, I just point out when rogue admins who need babysitting start doing as they please and running the site like it's their personal, private FB page. --U Mad Bro 02:09, 20 January 2015 (EST)

lol calm down, no one said i don't agree with the policies i was just stating that since your arrival, ED has gotten more drama. Tigercommander 02:12, 20 January 2015 (EST)

You've just basically admitted you're doing this solely to cause trouble. This is nice.--Boudica 02:14, 20 January 2015 (EST)

You've just basically made a strawman. Have fun tilting at it. --U Mad Bro 02:21, 20 January 2015 (EST)

More derailment. I guess you're done arguing your case then, Boudica, which means you never had a real case/reason in the first place other than to throw out policy and undermine others.

/thread Vermin   02:23, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Hey Boudica!

--Mantequilla (talk) 13:30, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Moot Quits 4chan

Goodnight Sweet Pussywhipped Prince --SadMonkey 02:00, 22 January 2015 (EST)

and nothing of value was lost. --One With The Lulz 02:51, 25 January 2015 (EST)

another dick off the internet...well, lots of dicks really, noting the amount of times he posted his junk online... Jazzybellio4912

Golden iPod 2014 nomination thread

Use this thread to nominate your favorite An hero from 2014. Robin Williams is disqualified as his career was already dead long before 2014. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:09, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• On the talk page we have Robin Williams, Elliot Rodger and this kid who killed himself because someone posted his nudes online. oddguy 12:22, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• Well there is this guy who jumped in front of a train Tigercommander 12:25, 22 January 2015 (EST)

Maybe Leelah Alcorn can count as an hero. Article started on new years, so I think he killed himself before new years started. ••General Niggerson 12:32, 22 January 2015 (EST)

if not, then consider him for golden ipod 2015. ••General Niggerson 12:34, 22 January 2015 (EST)

JewWario had enough of TGWTG and did the right thing. CobaltCat 12:35, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• Personally I think it should be the Supreme Gentleman. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:47, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• My vote has to go to this guy as well. Talk | Contribs 13:29, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• The tranny killed himself on Dec 28th. He counts for this year. oddguy 13:24, 22 January 2015 (EST)

My vote goes for him as well. --LmaoZedong 22nd January 2015

I vote for the alpha beta. *nods respectfully* Vermin   14:03, 22 January 2015 (EST)

Yeah I'd have to say Elliot Rodger as well. Mostly because of his sad little attempt at a killing spree, his incredibly lulzy "manifesto" plus all the endless media attention and ensuing memes and so forth. I think he's had the most impact overall drama wise on the Internet, especially with the whole "nice guy" stuff. --U Mad Bro 14:31, 22 January 2015 (EST)

• GIVE THIS MAN AN iPOD. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:45, 24 January 2015 (EST)

• okay, i've added it here. we need someone good with photoshop or similar to make the ipod tho. -hipcrime 01:53, 25 January 2015 (EST)

hold the fucking phone

I object to awarding the Golden iPod to Elliot Rodger as Robbie Williams is far more deserving of our acknowledgement than that faggot. That is all. ♥♥♥ 11:43, 28 January 2015 (EST)

 Vermin   15:01, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Author of the Elliot article here and I agree that Robin Williams should win.Uberfukken 21:51, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Nah, Robin Williams needed to die and deep down he knew it. He was getting older and uglier and less funny by the year (and fatter) and didn't want to end up looking like Bill Murray, so he did the right thing by killing himself so the world would forever remember him as being young and semi-funny. It's sort of like Elvis... he should have killed himself while he was still young, good looking and successful... instead he got old, fat, blown out on drugs and then died of an overdose like a loser. So now "untalented, drugged up, fat Elvis" has become an iconic figure in history. Some people just NEED to commit suicide, in order to preserve their marks on history and Robin Williams did just that. He's not an "an hero" he's a hero! :D

--U Mad Bro 22:03, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Are you fucking Onideus? Your vote should be nulled for that reply alone.Uberfukken 22:14, 28 January 2015 (EST)

I don't think Oni is presently fucking anyone actually but if you're looking for a date I could ask him for you. Your vote should be nulled for this image alone...

What the fuck are you doing? Why don't you try and wash your dirty wank sock before you run around trying to promote it? --U Mad Bro 22:33, 28 January 2015 (EST)

This poll is closed. But just for kicks, I'm going to present the case in detail from my individual perspective.

• Elliot killed people, Robin did not.
• Elliot made beta manifesto videos oti, Robin made mainstream movies.
• Elliot died at a tender young age, Robin was already on death's door.
• Elliot killed himself and others because he couldn't get laid. Robin killed himself because he was a depressed old man at the end of his life cycle and movie career.
• As previously stated, Robin's career had already been dead long before he was.

Yeah, a lot of us grew up watching Aladdin and Jumanji, but this isn't the ED movie awards, it's the Golden iPod Award.  Vermin   11:23, 30 January 2015 (EST)

Fucking archive this shit

My phone crashed yesterday when I opened TJC from it Tigercommander 03:53, 23 January 2015 (EST)

Done, and I left Mantequilla's link replacement request at the top of the page. --JuniusThaddeus 09:08, 23 January 2015 (EST)

My block log

https://right.orain.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Michaeldsuarez&diff=82927&oldid=73477:

Yes JuniusThaddeus and Michaeldsuarez are the same. Unfortunately the new ED has become just like Sherrod's version, where if you are an admin you can get away with anything. So he can post his unlulzy SJW crap and you get banned if you criticize it. Clareycorne (talk) 05:54, 23 January 2015 (GMT)

Have I ever blocked anyone who wasn't a spammer, wasn't a sockpuppet of a banned user, wasn't asking for it or causing trouble, or otherwise didn't deserve it? In fact, I probably unblocked more people and unlocked more articles than the average sysop. The closest things to "critics" I blocked were Mikemikev sockpuppets ("WhaleHunter" being the most recent). If Mikemikev wants to criticize people, he could at least try not wearing a "Please ban me" sign while doing it. Plus, I only wanted to shut them down so I could watch them crawl back to Stormfront and whine, but things didn't go according to plan, although an Orain staff member did fall into an obvious trap, exposing himself as a massive hypocrite who looks after his own interests but not the interests of others. In addition, ED articles are chiefly written from a pro-Gamergate, anti-SJW perspective, so they really don't have much to complain about anyway. Is ED not allowed to have articles on racists or pedophiles? Is that what Clareycorne really wants? --JuniusThaddeus 10:21, 23 January 2015 (EST)

• (I want to write some articles from an SJW perspective just to piss people off) oddguy 11:12, 23 January 2015 (EST)

• That urban dictionary entry lol, who wrote that shit?Tigercommander 11:20, 23 January 2015 (EST)
  • wikipedia:Category:Suspected_Wikipedia_sockpuppets_of_Stopallspam. --JuniusThaddeus 16:53, 23 January 2015 (EST)

• • • ClareyCorne must be a pedo if he/she gets annoyed by those articles. --LmaoZedong 24th January 2015

• As an admin, JuniusThaddeus can get away with with writing boring articles and long walls of text. If you saw someone who wasn't an admin writing long TL;DR pages of people who he's mad at, what would happen? Here's examples of his junk. The page Crusader888. Can anyone get through the this boring article? Long isn't it? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Crusader888/AnimangaIndex. More of his work is Basileus which is all his except for category additions and some wikfies. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! Basileus/Wikipedia. When he creates articles that aren't stubs full of images, they are boring [1] and [2]. And he adds walls of texts to existing pages too. [3], [4], [5], [6], [7]. And see the Mikemikev article. Mikemikev has done minor trolling and nothing about it is distinct whatsoever, but his page has over 30 pages of bloat and Junius added several dozen to it [8]. If Junius wasn't an administrator, his crap pages would get deleted. KimboSlice 06:05, 3 February 2015 (EST)
  • "People I'm mad at?" I never had an argument with Crusader888, Fiala1, or Basileus, and they never interacted with me until after the articles are created. I just like getting people like you upset and documenting everything there is to know about them. You're just hoping to desysop me because you feel the noose tightening about your neck. --JuniusThaddeus 08:34, 3 February 2015 (EST)

  KimboSlice has obviously not seen the updated policy. non-spam articles are not candidates for deletion. besides, sometimes these fact-heavy articles act as a seed for drama and lulz. JuniusThaddeus's sysop bit has nothing to do with his articles not being deleted. -hipcrime 15:15, 4 February 2015 (EST)

People With Autism Have Deformed Faces

I LOL'd and LOL'd and then I LOL'd some more!

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/children-with-autism-have-distinct-facial-features-study/

I smell dramas! --U Mad Bro 10:52, 23 January 2015 (EST)

After reading that, you went to the mirror to look at you? --LmaoZedong 24th January 2015

To look at what? I think it's a software thing they have. Did you actually read the entire article? LOL

--U Mad Bro 11:02, 27 January 2015 (EST)

Peter Coffin

If anyone has been following Peter Coffin drama the last few years, there is a shitload of info on the page and a tl;dr on the talkpage. Get brushed up on the new /cow/ drama and add to it, that would be pretty cool. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:47, 24 January 2015 (EST)

Someone Needs To Download This

Like the whole fucking thing...

http://www.tubefilter.com/wp-content/uploads/

It's got a bunch of missing ED images in it. --U Mad Bro 07:17, 26 January 2015 (EST)

Uh, some of the names and file extension have been munged up though. Found one so far...

--U Mad Bro 07:43, 26 January 2015 (EST)

What do those files have, ZeuS or SpyEye? --LmaoZedong 27th January 2015