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News you can sue                                                August 2010

Fuckin' right, it's August, if you're reading this, you are most likely
over the age of 18 and don't have to go to government-run pubic schools any
more. Now you can look forwards to countless rugrats bawling their eyes out
about having to go to school. Holy fuck, being an adult rocks. And now for
the news.

Contents
 
     * 1 Lulz Recap
          o Operation Earl Grey
          o Operation SyPhyllis
          o Amanda Kijera
          o Antoine Dodson
          o Baby Bong
          o Bincat
          o Puppy Pitcher
          o Pumba Jeffrey Larocque
          o The McNugget Burgler
          o The Peckham Terminator
          o Ground Zero Mosque
          o Dr. Laura Schlessnigger
          o Christopher Gregorio
          o It's a Kirby, Retard
          o Cornelia
          o YouTube Subscriber Hack
          o Spy on Omegle
     * 2 People
          o Basil Marceaux
          o Ickeriss69
          o Chi-Chan24
          o Chris Stone
          o Sonicxkids
     * 3 Arts & Entertainment
          o Inception
          o Tool
          o Jersey Shore
          o Unstrappd
          o TheMrXshow
          o Keith Boadwee
          o Spaghettios
          o Hate Art
     * 4 Everything Else
          o Moderator
          o Girl Drama
          o Thick Skin
          o Taking Down ED
          o Placeholder
          o Allahu Akbar
          o Resume
          o Chair
          o Mouse Poop
          o Google Killer
          o Monkids
          o The Rejection Line
          o Copypasta/Archive 12
          o Haters Make Me Famous
          o Memefag
          o Bros Icing Bros
          o THAN HOW DID AVATAR DO IT?
          o Tramp Anon
          o Uncle Dolan
          o Goosh Goosh
    * 5 Users  of the month
          o A+ Newbie Award
          o Vox Dramatica
    * 6 LNN
    * 7 Editing Protips
    * 8 Contact information
 
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Lulz Recap
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Operation Earl Grey
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"We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
Expect us." Especially if you've swiped a slogan from /b/ and repurposed it
to push your own political agendas, and flagrantly violated Rules One And
Two Of The Internets.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Operation_Earl_Grey


Operation SyPhyllis
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Television talk show host Oprah put out an online voting contest to
determine who should host their own show talk show. In a startling show of
good will towards finding ways for disabled to contribute to society,
Anonymous backed Zach Anner, a wheelchair-bound man afflicted with cerebral
palsy, diverging eyeballs and a surprisingly good sense of humor. Oprah
decided that Zach was not the impressionable soccer mom she had in mind
for a talk show host and set about rigging her own contest in an obvious
fashion, proving once and for all, that OPRAH HATES THE DISABLED.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Operation_SyPhyllis

Amanda Kijera
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Racism and Sexism collide to create a new breed of media attention whore.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Amanda_Kijera


Antoine Dodson
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An extremely flamboyant homosexual decides to go on a rant about how
rapists be rapin' everyone after a recent raping in his own home. 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Antoine_Dodson

Baby Bong
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Remember Ardi Rizal, the Indonesian cigarette smoking baby whose parents
were offered a new car on the condition that the baby kicks the butts?
15-year-old Rachel Stieringer decided to post pix of her baby taking a hit
off her water bong. Instead of getting fame and being offered a free car,
she got infamy and a visit from Child Services.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Baby_Bong

Bincat
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A hilarious old lady decides to throw a random cat in to a garbage bin for
the lulz. Obviously the internet does not take kindly to the binning of
cute kitties and the hag was destroyed.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bincat

Puppy Pitcher
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August turned out to be a bumper-crop of animal cruelty with back-to-back
episodes of people disposing of domestic animals. The hunt is still on for
a girl in Bosnia who threw puppies in a river. Michael Bay put out a
$50,000 bounty on the girl so he can get the movie rights and blow her to
bits on the big screen. Anonymous is still trying to find conclusive
evidence of the Puppy Pitcher's identity.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Puppy_Pitcher

Pumba Jeffery Larocque
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Following in the footsteps of Dracoguard and PoeticIrony is a proud native
Redskin who was found more than just "hugging" his dog on
YouTube. Soon afterwards, he was phone-trolled straight into the
booby-hatch.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pumba_Jeffery_Larocque


The McNugget Burgler
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White bitch wants her McNugget fix at breakfast time. She does not approve
of the fact that McDonalds does not serve them in the morning. She proceeds
to go apeshit, attacking the workers. 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_McNugget_Burgler


The Peckham Terminator
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Epic Beard Man but with more G.R.I.D.S. Some faggot unleashes his fury on a
train and storms through a glass door leaving a man-shaped hole in it.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Peckham_Terminator


Ground Zero Mosque
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If we didn't know that the Jews did WTC, this would be a massive middle
finger to the country.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ground_Zero_Mosque


Dr. Laura Schlessnigger
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Dr. Laura drops the N-bomb several times on her radio show. She also says
"nigger" a bunch.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dr._Laura_Schlessnigger


Christopher Gregorio
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A Flash game developer posted a guide on his blog about how to get cheap
arts done from people on DeviantART that was incredibly effective and
awesome at exploiting retards who sell themselves out for nothing.
Mountains of butthurt followed from the DeviantART community, berating
Christopher for allowing artists to choose their wages themselves and not
telling them that their artwork would be used for games that could
potentially earn large amounts of cash. After all, having to conceive,
program, test and market games is the least of a developer's troubles.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Christopher_Gregorio


It's a Kirby, Retard
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The Daily Mail reports on Chris Brown's recent fashion statement concerning
a "Pokémon" pendant. There was just one problem: IT'S A KIRBY, RETARD.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/It's_a_Kirby,_Retard


Cornelia
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The Evolved form of 4chan.js, storming throughout 4chan until Moot decided
to put Captcha's up.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cornelia


YouTube Subscriber Hack
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/b/ found yet another loophole in the shit coding of JewTube. Suddenly
subscriber counts were dropping like Balls. People like Fred and Justin
Bieber had the cocks ripped off them, as their subscriber counts dropped
to 0.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/YouTube_Subscriber_Hack


Spy on Omegle
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A program is developed that essentially connects two users of omegle to
yourself and transmits the text to make is appear as if they were talking
to each other. This allows one to spy on the conversation.  Lulz ensue.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spy_on_Omegle

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People
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Basil Marceaux
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A certified retard decides to run for public office as a Republican in
Tennessee. He goes on his local news and shows off his mental condition to
the world. 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Basil_Marceaux


Ickeriss69
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When Ickeriss decided to "work his way up on the internet" by trolling easy,
retarded targets, someone should have told him that the Internet is not
some RPG game where you level up by killing 100 slimes. Instead, he simply
became like his targets.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ickeriss69


Chi-Chan24
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Look! Up on dA! It's a whore! It's a bitch! It's Super Loli! Faster to
leave dA than a speeding bullet! More popular than a Teruchan! Able to make
shitty art in a single bound!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chi-Chan24


Chris Stone
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In early 2009, John Hock raped his passed-out girlfriend while his webcam
was streaming, which found its way into the hands of two tabloid sites,
Stickydrama and efagz. Chris Stone, owner of Stickydrama, used the video to
get as much traffic to his site as possible while efagz presented the video
to the copsas evidence leading to Hock's arrest. Stickydrama only produced
their copy of the video when pressed with a warrant, which eventually led
to Chris bragging about his role in Hock's arrest and he later went on Faux
News, attempting to 'out' efagz. Soon after, Gawker began covering the
story and that's when the libel lawsuits began to fly...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Stone


Sonicxkids
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Sonicxkids is a 16 year old girl furry faggot who fingers herself to
fanfiction and fanart of sonic the hedgehog. Her "drawings" are mostly
recolors or trace overs of Sonic X screenshots.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonicxkids


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Arts & Entertainment
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Inception
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From the director of "The Dark Knight" comes a movie so incomprehensible
that it becomes a box office hit due to morons repeatedly watching it to
figure out what the fuck is going on.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Inception


Tool
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A fitting name for a band, and an even more fitting name for its fans. This
is one of a few times in which a Tool is not useful.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tool


Jersey Shore
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Another boring reality show about people with enormous egos. Also guido
drama, what more could you ask for?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jersey_Shore


Unstrappd
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Another YT Reality show, in which some greasy teenagers think that flipping
burgers and spamming their videos everywhere will turn them into a
multi-million dollar franchise.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unstrappd


TheMrXshow
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Your typical Anonymous tuber, who wears a paper bag. How appropriate.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TheMrXshow


Keith Boadwee
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Forever pushing the boundaries of the Avante Garde is Keith Boadwee, who
has the magical ability to increase the value of any blank canvas by
filling his bowels with paint and voiding them as hard as he can. He also
makes penis figurines.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Keith_Boadwee


Spaghettios
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I don't remember tinnies of spaghettios having to take a whole fucking hour
to open and containing a black substance that has to be smeared over one's
body and into one's naughty bits. I swear, performance artists like this
make me want to punch out the next kid that asks me if I'm an artist.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spaghettios


Hate Art
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Who says that Trolls can't be intelligent, creative and imaginative people?
We showcase a collection some of the most entertaining artwork that speaks
volumes of its subjects.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hate_Art


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Everything Else
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Moderator
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So you've been hanging around the forums a lot, making a lot of good posts,
gaining popularity and cred amongst your peers and suddenly, the powers
that be notice you and make you a mod! You're going on the up and up, or
are you? For many, this is where their internet career jumps the shark and
has nowhere to go but down into the septic, shark-filled waters of USI,
reports of mod abuse, eventual doxing and ruin.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Moderator


Girl Drama
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With GOTIS comes Girl Drama. Back in the kitchen you go, already!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Girl_Drama


Thick Skin
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Necessary for surviving on the internets, and crucial when visiting ED.
(Side effects include losing your friends, Aspberger's Syndrome, and
erectile dysfunction.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Thick_Skin


Taking Down ED
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Feltcho. CircaRigel. Mike Sandy. Rootbrian. VampiricSpektor.
Steve Hodder-Watt. These are just some of the people who have tried and
failed to take down ED. It's unlikely that anyone who has an article about
them will take down ED ever, except maybe [[You]], if you never donate. Oh
well, there are worse ways to go than being taken down by one's own
success.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Taking_Down_ED


Placeholder
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It's totally a shitty meme or whatever somebody else add more.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Placeholder


Allahu Akbar
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The battle cry of the brown and the smelly.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Allahu_Akbar


Resume
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Are you a jobless basement-dweller? Have you written and sent countless
resumés to countless companies only to get turned down? You're not alone!
In fact there are millions upon millions of others just like you! That is
why you will always be a jobless basement dweller. You have to compete with
all of them, lol.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Resume


Chair
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A great article on chairs that keep zit-ridden asses from touching the
floor.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chair


Mouse Poop
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A foul substance has been found collecting the edges of computer mice
everywhere. Analysis of the gunk has revealed it to be a combination of
sweat, Mountain Dew, and occasionally, semen.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mouse_Poop


Google Killer
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(Warning: Not actually about a killer who uses Google.)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Google_Killer


Monkids
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As the tropical jungles of the world are being destroyed by farmers and oil
companies, what will happen to all the animals? No need to worry -
thousands of Americans have come to the rescue by "adopting" baby monkeys
born in the USA.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Monkids


The Rejection Line
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An amazing service in Australia that you can use to get rid of that person
who just won't leave you alone at the bar. They should have this in every
country.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Rejection_Line


Copypasta/Archive 12
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Another issue of Copypasta Monthly. Use well.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_12


Haters Make Me Famous
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If you can't gain popularity from millions of fans, at least you can be
hated by bazillions of them. This is the counterpart to
"Haters Gonna Hate", used frequently by people who will do anything for
attention.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Haters_Make_Me_Famous


Memefag
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We've needed this article since last thursday.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Memefag


Bros Icing Bros
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Some annoying viral IRL trend. To "ice" someone, simply give your
unsuspecting victim a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and yell
"YOU JUST GOT ICED!!!" in the most obnoxious way possible. It never caught
on as it was yet another example of the abortion that is hipster faggotry. 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bros_Icing_Bros


THAN HOW DID AVATAR DO IT?
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A meme stemming from a 2010 raid 4elementtribe.com, a forum for people who
think that Avatar: The Last Airbender is real. 

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/THAN_HOW_DID_AVATAR_DO_IT%3F


Tramp Anon
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One day in /g/, someone posted a pretty normal thread: "You're greatly
skilled at something that is useless in the real world. What is it?" The
response would change some channers' lives.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tramp_Anon


Uncle Dolan
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Dolan (aku ankka originally) originates from a Finnish imageboard, written
by an aspie. Somehow, these hilarious comics made it to /b/ and soon became
a hit.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Uncle_Dolan


Goosh Goosh
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There's a positively ass-splitting anime video that has been floating
around on Youtube for years without being removed, proving once and for
all, that Youtube is run by bots.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Goosh_Goosh


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Users of the Month
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A+ Newbie Award
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Kitties joined a very exclusive group of EDF members who can actually do
something useful when she wrote the article on the Doutaini roleplay site.
Much motherfuckin' wicked clown love.

Vox Dramatica
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Every month we choose a wiki editor who stands out to receive our coveted,
one-of-a-kind VD award. The VD award is the only award in the world that
cannot be earned through copius oral sex. Recipients of the award are so
cool due to the amount of bestowed e-points that they find themselves
beating back the opposite sex with their e-peens.

The winner of Vox Dramatica and the free t-shirt this month is...

TrainOfThought.

On occasion, USI levels rise to a humongous amount within VD users so it is
really just a matter of time before he destroys himself, lol.

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Lulz News Network
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2010/sep/03/morrissey-race-taboos-tom-clark
Morrissey caught saying the Chinese are a subspecies. Those bold enough to
speak their mind once again persecuted by liberal media.

http://www.massively.com/2010/08/26/teen-kills-disabled-girl-plays-ddo-to-forget/
Man kills THEN rapes a disabled girl.  Afterward, he plays a quick game of
Dungeons & Dragons. Obviously he was a necromancer.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=213488
Former Republican Chairman is gay. This isn't even news anymore.

http://www.bnet.com/blog/advertising-business/the-erin-esurance-autopsy-she-was-less-popular-than-microsoft-8217s-8220clippy-8221/5048?tag=mantle_skin;content
Erin Esurance was killed due to being less popular than Clippy. The rule 34
may have been a big part too. Yes this came out in June, deal w/ it.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-08-28-beck-rally-washington_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip
Glenn Beck not interested in being president. Well fuck.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/08/28/INF21F2Q9H.DTL
Afghan men taking 9-15 year old boys for sexual purposes. Expect /b/tards
to enlist upon hearing this news.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/7975702/Wikileaks-rape-complaint-revived.html
Wikileaks rape case revived

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100902/lf_nm_life/us_britain_hawking
Stephen Hawking says gravity created the universe just because. God
obviously disproven.

http://sify.com/news/tony-blair-pelted-with-eggs-shoes-news-international-kjesOedbgbc.html
Tony Blair got some eggs thrown at him. Trolled.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11112417
Second comment might have caused dinosaurs. Actually that's not really
funny.

http://refreshingnews9.blogspot.com/2010/08/stolen-laptop-contains-mans-dreams.html
Man prefers dropping out of school

http://refreshingnews9.blogspot.com/2010/08/stolen-laptop-contains-mans-dreams.html
Man's laptop is stolen, including his entire master's thesis. Store your
shit online, yo!

http://www.pcworld.com/article/203570/ikatako_virus_replaces_your_files_with_octopus_photos.html?tk=hp_new
Anime octopus eats your files. Ruins your day before cheering you up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/24/ebonics-translators-justice_n_692565.html
Justice department looking for ebonics translator.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/839894-puppy-taught-to-smoke-by-bad-pet-owner
Puppy taught to smoke

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/839889-82-year-old-man-bites-police-officers-over-pet-row
...just, read the URL

http://www.myspace.com/music/blog/2010/8/18/method-man-plans-to-sue-for-juggalo-attack#pm_cmp=mus_digest
Method Man attacked by juggalos

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Editing protips of the month
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Don't abuse {{deathnotice}}. In fact don't even use it if you're not a
sysop. LOL K THX.
 
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