Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 28, 2023

Dianne Feinstein

Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein^✡ (born Dianne Emiel Goldman^✡) was an utterly useless 91-year-old Jewnited States Senator from California, member of the so-called "Democratic" party and walking corpse who did absolutely nothing notable in her quarter of a century as a U.S. Senator aside from repeatedly attempting to brutally rape the Second Amendment while holding an AR-15 to its head and being a shining example of why America desperately needs term limits for members of congress.

In 1994, Feinstein sponsored a federal ban on "assault weapons" that protected America from school shootings like 1999's Columbine and acts of mass murder such as September 11th, 2001, until it was allowed to expire in 2004 under President Dubya – after which, everyone died. When not latching onto the victims of mass shootings like a parasite in order to further her never-ending quest to ban guns, Dianne could usually be found abusing her position as a Senator to score lucrative government contracts for her husband's company.

Feinstein is currently was married to her third filthy rich filthy Jew husband after the first one divorced her and the second decided that he'd rather die of cancer than be married to Dianne Feinstein for another fucking second. Despite acting like a champion for the middle class, Feinstein's political career has taken her from merely being a filthy rich 1-percenter to being America's second richest sitting senator

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