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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 22, 2022

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Doom

DOOM is the video game adaptation of the critically acclaimed movie of the same name. Like every time when a good movie is turned into a video game, the game sucks. Fans of the movie cried that they did not stick to the original plot of having people get a virus and turn into either a superhuman or a monster, depending on how many times they were molested as a kid. They complained about the idea of having teleportation technology giving demons the opportunity to rule the Earth was unoriginal, even though they, at the same time, love Warhammer 40k and steal that part of the plot for the story of one of their figurines.

Doom has inspired many great attempted reenactments. One such attempted Doom scenario was Columbine, in which two avid Doom fans(with the help of Marilyn Manson's satan invoking music) teamed up to go on a rampage at their school. Children across the globe still honor Doom's memory by playing it, getting extremely violent, and going on shooting sprees. Doom's legacy is in the hands of the children now. Nothing goes better together than an angsty teen and an assault rifle.

(( TO DEFEAT THE CYBERDEMON, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES ))


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