Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 7, 2013

Seasonal Affective Disorder

Do you prefer summer to winter? Congratulations! You are diseased. You deserve special attention. Seasonal Affective Disorder is said to be caused by a lack of Vitamin D, which the sun is used to make within the body. This is an utterly false claim, as the internet proves. If a lack of sunlight made you depressed, the internet would be full of sullen, hateful people displaying a lack of motivation and energy. Happily, S.A.D. is complete shit, because that internet would suck ass.

It is doubtful that many practitioners actually believe S.A.D. exists, because the primary treatment is the “take-this-and-shut-the-fuck-up” SSRI's, which fix S.A.D. as well as they do depression and other fake diseases. The medication does not treat a paucity of sunlight, as the lack of a Prozac pipeline to Alaska proves, but it does tend to keep housewives from mouthing off and aspiring to be other than sandwich-making sex workers, as God intended.

(( BLAME THE WEATHER ))

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