Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/November 2, 2021

No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN; No Niggers November amirite?) is a special month event where over-time virgins force themselves not to fap to porn until the month ends. Doing so usually results in a temporary good life, the development of social skills, the improvement of confidence, and the provision of good energy, but all of these things are no longer possible for many people because they're too much of a lazy fucks to reach more than a day not to fap to porn. No Nut November could possibly be an event sent by God in an attempt to make virgins stand up like a man and get a life, as virgins are one of the largest groups of people that still live on our planet. This trend, however, has inspired a number of dumb events, such as No Simp September, an event that is in similar fashion to the NNN event where, instead of masturbation, you can't simp for a girl for a month.

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