Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 5, 2015

Patreon

Patreon is an online begging/money laundering website where unnoticed sellout artists and furfags go to to rob money from their affectionate fantards. Unlike Paypal or any other form of donations website, Patreons are expected to pay for the product before it is even made so that fat fucks can put even less effort into making it. What makes this the king of Jew schemes is that all donations take the form of monthly payments, making it the perfect supplement to food stamps.

The site has also been a big attraction to fat freckled faced sonicfags, feminist con artists, pornartists, and sick fucks who also love to suck cock for $$$. It's also a good place to play keep-away with lolcows by promising to give them money and then backing out at the last moment.

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