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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 16, 2023

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Drunk

Getting Drunk, is the greatest achievement and aspiration of mankind, and one of the only states that make both IRL and the internets better. If you have nothing to do, even if you have something to do, just get drunk and everything will be better. Chicks will think you are hotter, cooler, more sophisticated, because you look better wearing drunk goggles.

Side effects of being a drunken loser are: excessive urination, involuntary protein spills, transcending awesomeness, becoming a fat fuck, and a talkative personality. Blurred vision, inability to keep one's self upright and moodswings are often reported, though these are stupid fucking rumors from MADD.

(( It's St. Pats For You Plastic Paddies. Show Us Your Pride By Puking On The Floor ))


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