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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 3, 2022
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The Assault rifle is a fully semi-automatic, point and click, weapon of mass destruction commonly utilized by frustrated an heroes to pwn all of the mean, nasty bullies and the girls that won't go out with them at their High school and/or former place/s of employment, especially post offices which has spawned the colloquial term of, "Going Postal".
Obviously, all assault rifles should be permabanned IRL as it is clear to anybody not terminally conservatarded that they're just too damn scary looking to exist in a progressive society. Anybody who owns an assault rifle is MOST DEF planning on shooting up a nightclub full of Vogueing, trendy spic faggots.
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