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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 28, 2013
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'Buttsecks (German: der Arschfick) is the best kind of secks because it provides free chocolate and no stupid kids. It does not kill people but instead turns them gay. Faggots regularly engage in buttsecks with each other, but straight men must remain vigilant for the ever-present threat of surprise buttsecks. You can try to pressure your girlfriend into having anal, too, but then you'll turn her gay which will result in definite anti-lulz.
Most guys who say they like to fuck girls in the ass are actually hiding the fact that they are faggots.
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