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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 26, 2013
Hockey, or Thugs On Ice is a recognized, contact sport played on a rock hard sheet of ice while using shoes with blades strapped on the bottom to glide at high speeds. The game is much like Capture The Flag, in that each team takes turns trying to run the "flag" (in hockey's case, a thick, hard disc made of vulcanized rubber) into the opposing team's zone, (in this case "the net"), without losing consciousness or teeth.
Though the National Hockey League (NHL) is played in both Canada and America, every player is Canadian (even the black one) and hockey is Canadia's national pastime, (and -as such- is the leading cause of Canadians being called "Hockey Pucks").
