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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 22, 2024
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Mario is the fat, greasy, wop mascot for Nintendo, and has starred in roughly 90% of their games due to Shigeru Miyamoto's insatiable shroom fetish. Mario is known throughout the world for his habit of breaking blocks, collecting coins, throwing fire balls, getting high off shrooms, getting pwned by turtles and Goombas, and saving whores.
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