Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 25, 2023

Wimmins

Women (AKA Whimmin', whores, bitches, cunts, baby factories, cum dumpsters, penis caps/gyms, kitchen slaves, the hole, sammich maker, bringer of the beer and she who sleeps on the wet spot) are the annoying, dumb, inferior, shitty gender pieces of flesh around the vagina that don't invent or discover things, save for perhaps Original Sin and sandwiches. It has been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men, and as such women are to be treated like sex-objects as porn has chosen to educate and reminded us. They exist only to fulfill four functions: be procreatively seductives, cooking, cleaning, fucking, and looking after babby.

It must also be remembered the Babble tells us that women are not only the inferior gender, but they are the evil, hateful gender as well. According to the Malleus Maleficarum, there are many procedures one can use to test the evilness of women, including setting them on fire and pushing them off steep cliffs; should they survive, they are witches. A simpler method that makes use of the Scientific Method that was invented by men has you just looking to see if she's breathing. If she's Breathing, she's a witch That's a bitch dumbass. You act like there's a difference. Did you marry a witch? Find out today!

Women are an invasive species of perpetually bored, unhappy, unsatisfied, wild creatures that mankind would hunt for sport to extinction if not for axe wounds and a need to propagate the species. Women have been cursed by nature with monthly blood loss until they dry up. Most men accept menstruation as proof that GOD has a sense of humor because why would a perfect, omnipotent male like GOD make something that would be at her horniest when she was also at her bitchiest unless it was for lulz.

Women are like vending machines: you gotta put money in to get something out, but if you hit it at the right time you can often get a freebie.

Protip: The word "women" comes from the verb whimmin', meaning a sudden unpredictable unexplained impulsive change of mind.

(( It Doesn't Matter Who She Is: Your Mother, Your Sister Or The Girl Next Door. If She Has Two X Chromosomes Cunt Can Apply To Her Once A Month ))

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