Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 17, 2013

Florida

Once upon a time God decided to create a place where old jews, Republican spics, and dirty rednecks could all live in relative harmony and he made Florida, America's dick. Of course God didn't expect anything of value to come from this colossal shithole, he just made it for the lulz.

Right up there with China, Nigeria and Eastern Europe, Florida's incorporation and fraud laws combine with a lack of cooperation with other states' investigations to create a safe haven for all sorts of predatory fucks with a front as legal businesses. Florida gains internets attention by being spam central. However, scamming in Florida has a long and sordid history that predates the Internet. Boca Raton once proudly proclaimed itself to be the telemarketing capital of the world with the joke that BR actually stood for Boiler Room. But it doesn't Really matter, since everyone in Florida is Blatantly Retarded.

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