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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 10, 2023

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Pony Cum Jar Project

The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.

Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.

(( Captain Jack Was There To Help Him Get By ))


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