Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 26, 2022

Daddy

A father, aka dad, aka daddy, aka papa, aka paw in the South, aka a motherfucker, aka the man who will never love you, is a man who shoots hot loads up a cunt, also known as a creampie, and after 9 months give or take, his cum mutates into a shrieking meatbag piss-and-shit machine that controls a skeleton, unless the cock-loving female pays a hitman (who might even wear a labcoat) to kill her babby and stick an egg-beater up her vag and stick a vacuum up her coose to suck up all the bloody baby pieces that were the result of the beautiful time she caught a hot sticky load with her smelly meathole in order to make her bean tingle and fill the bottomless void inside her body and soul. Just kidding, people don't have souls. That means if you're dad is retarded, you will be too! Aww, thanks dad!

(( I KNOW YOU GOT SOME DADDY ISSUES ))

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