Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 2, 2023

Donald Drumpf

Donald Trump, Donald Drumpf or Fuckface Von Clownstick, is a dead animal toupee wearing, small-handed, pussy-grabbing, spoiled, retarded, moronic, draft-dodging, shameless, cheating, lying, good for nothing, attention whoring, bullshitting, illiterate, egotistical, maniacal, raping, perverted, godless, hypocritical, flip-flopping, indecent, greedy, loud-mouthed, son of orangutan sycophant who somehow became the first American Not My President in 2016 by saying out loud in National Television what sub-human voters say out loud in private, and by gaslighting the nation. Somehow (see average voter IQ) he has convinced the masses that he wasn't running on contributions, even though he actually was. The rest of his campaign was literally his lending himself the money, self-funding, that is. Before becoming president he was known for inheriting a large sum of money and spending it on doomed projects, declaring bankruptcy, selling them, evading tax, and somehow making a profit. So guess what he will do with America? He will put his name all over it before running it into the ground and selling it to the Chinese in TPP 2.0, after which he'll retire to a South Florida like other real estate developers from Queens.

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