Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/March 4, 2012

Wales

Wales is a small socialist country next to England composed entirely of sheep, rain, dragons, an heroes, traditional Music and hobbits. Its capital is Cardiff, which looks good on the outside but belies an interior so decrepit that Glasgow sometimes fears for its position as the second most miserable place to live in Britain. The Welsh actually discovered America in 1170, which explains a lot. Not to mention a fucking shitload of Polish over-populating, especially in super wanky Wrexham. Wales are cetaceans which are neither dolphins (i.e. members of the families Delphinidae or Platanistoidae) nor porpoises. Orcas (Killer Whales) and Pilot whales have "whale" in their name, but they are dolphins for the purpose of classification.

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