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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/December 22, 2011
Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
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